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Harry Matthews

@hmatthews92.bsky.social
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
get a hot water bottle x
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
PUT A JUMPER ON
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hahahahahhahahahah LOVE ciara. She’s such an icon
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Let’s play MKW you baby
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Simpsons: Homer Yells 'NERRRRD!'
Alt: Simpsons: Homer Yells 'NERRRRD!'
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ugh apparently that graphic footage of a former Vice President Kamala Harris covered in blood was fake turns out it was AI Gore
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes! Blu/Gabe is lovely!
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imagine if they'd open the gingham cupboard and this was inside
Tom and Jerry strawberry cake kit
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I really need streaming services to let me filter by film length
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it is quite depressing how a film about male loneliness made 12 years ago and it has got worse since 🙃
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
rewatching Her and somehow it is more optimistic about AI than the real world
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
well, looks like I was wrong lol
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
why are so many of them on the soft tyre, seems crazy on a damp and heavy tyre deg track #F1 #BahrainGP (in Malaysia)
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm scared
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Elmo Surrounded by Intense Fire
Alt: Elmo Surrounded by Intense Fire
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Canada S3 uses a $10k traitor bounty which I think is a pretty good way to solve this issue.
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In 2017, was door knocking with Nick Clegg in Sheffield Hallam. Came across a house with a Nick Clegg cardboard cut out, turns out the woman was a huge Clegg fans and never seen him blush so much when she said Clegg was a hall pass…
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 03/10/2026
it’s october 3rd 💗
Quote from *Mean Girls* (2004). Lindsay Lohan’s character says, “On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was. It’s October 3rd.”
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Jack Blackburn @hackblackburn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Help I've accidentally become too important at work and it is burning me out” #celebritytraitors
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
people trying to rationalise Richard e Grant saying he is a traitor #thetraitors
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Benoit Blanc: No! It's Just Dumb!
Alt: Benoit Blanc: No! It's Just Dumb!
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Great observation from Hannah fry, it just suffers from the fatal flaw of being wrong #thetraitors
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A NATUON CHEERS
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 02/10/2026
Andy Burnham's approach to voting reform is a cunning ruse to get political nerds arguing about systems rather than criticising his other policies.
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tories, orange book tories etc
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Scott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Amol Rajan: ‘I know a lot of people think of me as that nice, warm man from the news…’ #CelebrityTraitors
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Dr Duncan Robertson @duncanrobertson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've gone on Traitors by mistake #celebritytraitors
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
MURDER AMOL FIRST, a nation begs.
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
but he’s so cheeky
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
she was so good in Birmingham. Hopefully it’s just the North America leg 🤞
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He’s such a CUNT
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please get amol out of first #thetraitors
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he is so lacking in self awareness
Post from ian dunt
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 29/09/2026
GOD BLESS NIGELLA “I don’t approve of talking about food as naughty” I have been needing bake off to say that for YEARS. Food is a pleasure, not a guilty pleasure!
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Delicious interview on radio 5 live with Jenrick where he simply won’t say what the Reform UK’s social care plan
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(They did do some promo with her)
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For any confused Americans, dogging is a traditional British term for walking the dog, if you're ever over here and see someone with their pet make sure to tell them how much you love dogging. That nothing makes you happier than seeing that wagging tail and panting mouth out on the heath.
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
exciting, did my first stretch of assisted walking today. Turns out physio exercises work????
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just watched The Guardian podcast where Marina Hyde is asked why she picked JK Rowling as her dream Prime Minister and she just dodges the question saying, “Oh, I don’t want to get into a whole thing.” Such a coward’s trick from someone who markets themselves as a straight talker.
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m already pissed that primetime is out in the UK in a month! I don’t understand why distributors don’t align dates, just infuriating
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Love the engagement economy, makes everything super rational
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Ali-John Mirsepassi @ajmirsepassi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Omg did you see that they changed Hulk dabbing to Hulk doing 6-7 in Avengers Endgame Encor-" You bolt awake in Skywalker Ranch. You are not online. It is AD 1996. You are George Lucas, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Han Shot First.
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
someone get him some aloe Vera for that burn
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shot (BBC) / chaser (Basingstoke Gazette)
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trying to get over 50 and then maybe I’ll call it quits
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MP Chain 🏛️ I recognised 4️⃣1️⃣ MPs in a row. How long is your chain? toys.jamesomalley.co.uk/mpchain/
toys.jamesomalley.co.uk
MP Chain — How many MPs can you recognise?
Pick the named MP from two portraits. One wrong answer ends your chain.
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All this greatest tv shows of 21st century chat has finally given me the kick to watch Dark
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
at least for me, it is temporary but fuck, it’s tough
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Having to constantly think about how and when I move, do I have enough energy to do this common task, how am I going to carry stuff, fucking sucks man
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it just fucking sucks being disabled
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Harry Matthews @hmatthews92.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
um actually the UK is in Europe, so it should be ‘made in the EU’ x
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