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Hipster Doofus @hipsterdoofus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Recently, every time I've heard a song and thought to myself "this is the worst song I've ever heard" has been in Walgreens. What are they doing to their employees? 130
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Hipster Doofus @hipsterdoofus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026music.apple.com/us/album/all...music.apple.comAll Blues by Miles Davis on Apple MusicSong · 1959 · Duration 11:32 150
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Hipster Doofus @hipsterdoofus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Top 5 song ever music.apple.com/us/album/sho...music.apple.comShould Have Known Better by Sufjan Stevens on Apple MusicSong · 2015 · Duration 5:07 010
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Hipster Doofus @hipsterdoofus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Anyway this performance of this song should be the longest #1 www.youtube.com/watch?v=T610....youtube.comSunday Valley (Sturgill Simpson) - Sometimes Wine (Live in a Barn)YouTube video by LiveandBreathing 121
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Hipster Doofus @hipsterdoofus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Finally made it to Wisconsin after a decade in Chicago. music.apple.com/us/album/goi...music.apple.comGoing to Port Washington by The Mountain Goats on Apple MusicSong · 2002 · Duration 2:04 010
Hipster Doofus @hipsterdoofus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You know, I don't think Converse intentionally made a pro-lynching ad. 260
