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Whenever I get a massage, my brain always thinks, "What if this turns sexual?" And I know it's stupid, but I can't help it, especially when she's massaging my prostate.

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No Trick or Treat Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just waiting for it to get reclassified as utopian.

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No Trick or Treat Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They have to. *Looking intently for the crown of a head in the toilet hole.*

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No Trick or Treat Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That's amazing. Those aren't even real words!

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No Trick or Treat Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

For my sourdough, I use 1.5 oz (1/4 c) rye, 4.5 oz white whole wheat, and 14 oz bread flour. What did you do with so much bread? Big family eating it? I slice mine and freeze it, using 2 slices a day.

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No Trick or Treat Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I've had mine going for years. It lives in the fridge and I use it every 10 days or so. Until recently, I fed it all "white wheat" but that does make for an ugly dark liquid. And since I bake with mostly white, I figured give the starter a mix.

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No Trick or Treat Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you keep bitching like that, you're going to TURN INTO a bitch.

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No Trick or Treat Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Did you just start it with flour and water? No water from raisins or anything to culture it? Must be the air in your kitchen.

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No Trick or Treat Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's true. I'd been using half a cup of sleepy starter for my loaf. One tablespoon awakened in flour and water to become a half cup of active starter is what worked.

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No Trick or Treat Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think his car has lights to indicate that.

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No Trick or Treat Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I refuse to believe that a sloppy Joe and a messy bun are different things.

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No Trick or Treat Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It turns out that I have been making sourdough wrong all these years. I've always started out with a half awake starter, and did not realize how much of a difference it would make. The dough handled better, rose higher, browned more evenly. I expect the texture will be better, too.

A loaf of sourdough, evenly browned, that was baked in a rye bread pan. It has a nice dome. It is not slashed, because I do this for slicing bread.

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No Trick or Treat Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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No Trick or Treat Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Who gives us a pineapple shaped like a peen?

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No Trick or Treat Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When I turn 69 (that is quite a number of years away) I'm going to post a nude. And some of you had better say "nice!"

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No Trick or Treat Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Thank you for the personal notification 🫶

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No Trick or Treat Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I was going to reply to the post, but it was deleted. But I was able to enjoy it.

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No Trick or Treat Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I just watched it go from 0 to 1, so that was kind of cool.

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No Trick or Treat Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The perfect cup of tea: Put tea bag in coffee mug Fill with water Microwave for 99 seconds on high, 66 seconds on 30% power; set a separate timer for 3:33 total. When it's done, squeeze the tea bag out. Instead of milk or sugar, add a scoop of collagen.

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No Trick or Treat Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We should start referring to Wendy's as Measles.

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No Trick or Treat Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We should start referring to Wendy's as Measles.

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No Trick or Treat Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This was me missing your joke and making one about "going for measles".

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