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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Apparently many travel nursing interviewers like to cold call for the interview, and if you don't answer you don't get the job.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Absolutely lost my shit at this co-op mode for Hearts of Iron, which you play as the Army, Navy, Emperor, and Government. All have their own win conditions aside the Government, which lost the game automatically in 1925. docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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True Imperial Japan Experience
True Imperial Japan Experience A Hearts of Iron 4 Game This is a counteroperative roleplaying game. The resolution system is a game of multiplayer Hearts of Iron 4 and a number of discord chats. Requi...
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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Richard J @preachypreach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger; No, They’re Definitely Giants
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I think this exactly captures what people find funny about Trump, which I just don't get at all.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
finally, the Democratic party has a plan.
An email from Democrats.org that just says, "we're getting hammered"
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Huh, TIL that hyenas are more closely related to cats than they are to dogs.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
At the Moulin Rouge, The Dance, by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, 1890
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Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Voyager 1 wide-angle view of Jupiter & Io (March 4, 1979) - From Ian Regan - flic.kr/p/24Xw5A8
Io transiting Jupiter’s equatorial zone. Voyager 1 WAC O-G-B composite, adjusted to approximately natural color. Jupiter-spacecraft distance: 620,575 miles. (March 4, 1979 @ 21:37 UTC). 

NASA / JPL / Ian Regan
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Mostly I just want Harry Kane to lose.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Hi
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Well that's a new one
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Well that's a new one
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barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I lost it at the dozen half-sized goalkeepers
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Eventually everyone grows up and realizes that "well that just SOUNDS absurd, doesn't it?" isn't a proof, or they get convinced by the Chinese Room argument.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Is this "Heat is a great movie" thing the latest variant of the "Why can't everyone see that Die Hard is a Christmas movie" joke? I just don't get it.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and— I said look. Look with your eyes! Oh now you’ve gone and touched it. The paint is peeling. My beautiful paint! I’ll have to call my pool guy back. Vandal! Antifa! I said look And despair Nothing but the algae remains.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It's so funny that LLM estimates of coding time are still based on human implementation. "This is a large project, esimate two weeks to complete." *ten minutes later* "Done"
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
anyway, you should read this important piece about how elon is, in fact, a killer:
theverge.com
The world’s first trillionaire is a killer
Elon Musk’s empire of wealth is built on suffering.
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
(A) incredible and (B) an excuse to post this
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Never a good sign when the alert links to "General-guidelines-to-write-an-effective-runbook"
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Should calendar events be title cased? I don't like that the answer isn't obvious to me.
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Raffi_RC @raffic.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
love my new beard trimmer. tried its shortest setting. 😅 kinda like that fresh feeling every few days.
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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The right wing freakout about The Odyssey is kind of amazing. Now they're all mad that Odysseus doesn't go snorkeling off a yacht.
Kevin Sorbo
The DEI is one thing, Nolan is desecrating Greece the country as well.

This is the beach in Greece, vs the movie. Gross.

L pic of Greek vacation resort. R pic misty beach scene from the Odyssey.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Is there really any difference between a gentle ping and a regular ping. Be honest with yourself.
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Autistic Amazon reviewers, you make the world a better place.
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 05/04/2026
what do we want? OBJECT PERMANENCE when do we want it? WHEN DO WE WANT WHAT
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
show me the forbidden notifications... i am ready
a bluesky notifications tab, it says notifications, all, mentions
below is a red stripe with an exclamation point and the word Forbidden
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Some growing pains on the new Allbirds serving platform
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Philip Eil @phileil.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Headline: The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; Why It Matters: The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; The Big Picture: Surely some revelation is at hand; Surely the Second Coming is at hand
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Depluralize a movie: Dial M for Crow
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v* @0x.vg · 17/03/2026
> *vinyl scratch sound* > YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO > *ornithopter flyby* > 101.19 > *explosion* > ARRAKIS FM > *thumper sound* > WHERE WE ONLY PLAY THE SPICIEST TUNES > *sandworm sound* > *sardaukar chanting* > THIS AIN'T YOUR REVEREND MOTHER'S STATION > *imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing*
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Store was out of bulk cumin 😭😭😭
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Light the fancy world indeed
A package of LED lights, with the motto "light the fancy world" below the logo
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
A message from Brian McGinnis, the firefighter and Marine veteran who was forcibly removed and injured by officers during his anti-war protest at the Capitol
On behalf of Brian’s family, we want to express our deepest gratitude for the overwhelming outpouring of support, messages, and contributions over the last 24 hours.

At this time, our priority is Brian’s wellbeing. We are taking a necessary step back from the public eye to allow him to focus fully on his recovery in private. While he looks forward to engaging with you all again very soon, his health and his family remain the current priorities.

Thank you for your continued patience and for being such an incredible community. Please keep Brian and his family in your prayers.

— Team McGinnisAnd for the record, I’ve been running long before this, and yes even after breaking my arm standing up for what I believe in. It’s only made me more determined. Anger is real, and so is resolve. Take care.
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Mitchell Epner @mitchellepner.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Two things that are simultaneously true: 1. The Islamic Republic of Iran is a horrible repressive regime that kills civilians at home and would kill my family & me if given the chance. 2. Trump’s war of choice against Iran is a horrible, evil response that is likely to make the situation worse.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
it was a good day
A github lines-affected graphic, showing 581 lines of code added and 71,923 lines removed.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
It’s 2008 on Facebook
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Man I literally just paid this
A bill for a tariff surcharge
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I love my son but he put sugar in my coffee this morning so I'm not sure he loves me.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Please enjoy this picture of a saucy towel dog
A towel dog, of the variety one might encounter on a cruise ship, raising its posterior suggestively and giving a "come higher" look.
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