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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 10h
This is pretty incredible, an interactive visualization of all of Calvino's Invisible Cities: p.migdal.pl/invisible-ci...
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Invisible Cities — an atlas
A three.js atlas of the fifty-five cities Marco Polo describes to Kublai Khan in Italo Calvino’s Invisible Cities.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean it sounds like an awful job to me.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thanks for letting me know! It's nice to get an opportunity to cheer on my friends.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
200 games is a big deal! Congratulations.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i read a snippet of an interview with conan o'brien recently where he said a similar thing about calvin coolidge. very popular president, no one remembers him now.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Was not expecting a CAA appreciation post today.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey! I've never seen Charmed but excited to see you posting.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not recruiter calls, the actual job interview.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Apparently many travel nursing interviewers like to cold call for the interview, and if you don't answer you don't get the job.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"airport behavior"? meaning like how people drive at departures and arrivals?
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
YOU'RE the reason I have so many leftovers
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Absolutely lost my shit at this co-op mode for Hearts of Iron, which you play as the Army, Navy, Emperor, and Government. All have their own win conditions aside the Government, which lost the game automatically in 1925. docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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True Imperial Japan Experience
True Imperial Japan Experience A Hearts of Iron 4 Game This is a counteroperative roleplaying game. The resolution system is a game of multiplayer Hearts of Iron 4 and a number of discord chats. Requi...
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Richard J @preachypreach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger; No, They’re Definitely Giants
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Totally fair point, I suppose I was thinking specifically of investigative journalism. Wire stories for example don't seem to have these norms. The investigative journalists do seem to have college essay plagiarism norms (and they're the ones who seem to drive these scandals).
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I think part of it too is that in journalism this type of plagiarism IS a big offense, and journalists incorrectly think of this as a universal norm.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Depends on the social group. In mine it's almost exclusively a joke, but it can definitely be intended as a pretty harsh slur.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
it's sooooo baaaaaaaad
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Oh it totally was, one apartment I rented didn't come with one (but they provided one when I asked). But in my experience most places did. Probably varied by neighborhood, quality of unit, etc.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It's not uncommon but also most apartments in my experience actually did come with fridges (source: rented many LA apartments)
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
almost saw the light...
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
That explanation sounds incoherent to me (what is "[the] same energy"??), but I'm glad you've finally seen reason.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I think this exactly captures what people find funny about Trump, which I just don't get at all.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
finally, the Democratic party has a plan.
An email from Democrats.org that just says, "we're getting hammered"
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Huh, TIL that hyenas are more closely related to cats than they are to dogs.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Good thing the lyric isn't about a dog.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Express mail seems like the right speed for this kind of letter.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
At the Moulin Rouge, The Dance, by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, 1890
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Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Voyager 1 wide-angle view of Jupiter & Io (March 4, 1979) - From Ian Regan - flic.kr/p/24Xw5A8
Io transiting Jupiter’s equatorial zone. Voyager 1 WAC O-G-B composite, adjusted to approximately natural color. Jupiter-spacecraft distance: 620,575 miles. (March 4, 1979 @ 21:37 UTC). 

NASA / JPL / Ian Regan
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Came on here to complain about Harry Kane and glad to see I'm in good company
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
What an annoying twerp
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Mostly I just want Harry Kane to lose.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Hi
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Well that's a new one
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Well that's a new one
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sure I agree that this is at its core a social fight. The magic stuff just makes it dumber. This has no particular impact on my life so I'm going to be snarky about whatever I like. :-)
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Thinking about Vatican II & Latin in sermons (or whatever they're called), but in general all of these religious fights about whether it's really blood, if the water is magic, who's allowed to cast the magic spells, etc.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I'm being reductive, of course, but there's a lot of "oh you have to say these magic spells in just the right language or it doesn't work". Obviously the underlying fight is more about achieving cultural power but the belief in magic doesn't help.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It's really kind of a problem how many people believe in magic.
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barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I lost it at the dozen half-sized goalkeepers
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Eventually everyone grows up and realizes that "well that just SOUNDS absurd, doesn't it?" isn't a proof, or they get convinced by the Chinese Room argument.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I'm presumably biased by who I follow on Bluesky, but there seem to be a lot of rights without an enforcement mechanism, which don't particularly seem like "rights".
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
"Actually they're separate countries!" No, no they're not. I don't have three legs just because I say I do.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Is this "Heat is a great movie" thing the latest variant of the "Why can't everyone see that Die Hard is a Christmas movie" joke? I just don't get it.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and— I said look. Look with your eyes! Oh now you’ve gone and touched it. The paint is peeling. My beautiful paint! I’ll have to call my pool guy back. Vandal! Antifa! I said look And despair Nothing but the algae remains.
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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀 @heyimseph.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It's so funny that LLM estimates of coding time are still based on human implementation. "This is a large project, esimate two weeks to complete." *ten minutes later* "Done"
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