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frielf @goblin.fans · 16h
eventually my skeleton will be someone else's problem
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Juan C Chavez @inafutureage.bsky.social · 19h
We’re even passive-voicing the police shooting their own dog.
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cum @hellyeahdude.bsky.social · 19h
This is obviously food.
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cum @hellyeahdude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cumflation is when stress from increased cost of living leads to decreased loads and lower sperm production.
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cum @hellyeahdude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
everything really is tubes
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 28/09/2026
the natural progression is at 15: i like korn 25: i am embarrassed ever liking korn 35: i like korn
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cum @hellyeahdude.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She blinded me! WITH SCIENCE
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cum @hellyeahdude.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
computers
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 26/09/2026
I hate that we have multiple cowboy-themed states when space-themed is obviously far superior
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cum @hellyeahdude.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
be still, my heart
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 25/09/2026
rolled out of my bed this morning and barreled down Linwood for 10 minutes to have the privilege of watching a neighbor get kidnapped with his son in front of a YMCA and high school, busses full of kids watching, while a kcpd officer joyfully cooperated. It was a car crash. How did ICE know?
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 23/09/2026
jerking my little thing and screaming like im going super saiyan
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I drank a Four Loko in the shower and forgot to jack off, please clap
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Tofu @tofupixel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
🟦 Goots 200x200, 26 colours Print available: www.inprnt.com/gallery/tofu... #pixelart
pixel art of 3 white geese in a green field, two are looking down and pecking at the ground.
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cum @hellyeahdude.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
get some trance in your pants
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 22/09/2026
my brain is actually 3 organs, it's called my dick and 2 balls
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Alissa Azar @alissaazar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Koz doesn’t look ok the cowards held her down so she could keep getting attacked and pushed anyone away from helping with mace
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Water tower Gays, IL — Hope, ND
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Omg new cat just dropped www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...
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Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years
A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.
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cum @hellyeahdude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They call me Jeff Jefferson because I Jeff 'er twice, son.
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cum @hellyeahdude.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed "Poop" Sheeran
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cum @hellyeahdude.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
someone has a bad case of gooberitus
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cher’s outfit reveals on The Cher Show (1975) designed by BOB MACKIE — who passed away today at the age of 87.
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cum @hellyeahdude.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am high as fuck www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnmG...
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Jack and Jill
YouTube video by Raydio - Topic
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nick Fuentes is much closer to the GOP establishment (he had dinner with Trump!) than Piker is to the Dems but despite both being “anti-Israel” only one is viewed as politically unacceptable
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
this is a particularly bad picture for a politician to be in. first of all, he's at a nazi rally. and as Chris point out, he's standing just a few feet away from a guy who is about to commit a hate crime murder. but you can also see Taylor Wilson (sonnenrad shield) & Alex McNabb (bald).
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
talarico reminds me of how democrats spent years trying to "moderate" on immigration and getting nothing in return and now we have the best funded paramilitary force on the planet disappearing people across the country while running a system of concentration camps with no oversight
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the residual haunting of erin @eehouls.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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a post from @atherton.bsky.social, "We never punished the people who authorized torture and the last 20+ years of our politics are a consequence of that." followed by a post from @owillis.bsky.social 
"the guy who presided over america's torture regime is currently the featured artist at an exhibit at disney world. that's where we are in 2026." with a screenshot of a disney parks blog post showing a photo of the exhibition of George W's paintings of veterans that is being extended through 2026 at EPCOT center
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*uncommonly loud clown nose honking noise*
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cum @hellyeahdude.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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DOS command line showing commands to load Monkey IslandScreenshot of Monkey Island for DOS: A pirate stands along corpses and heads on pikes
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
every time i try to break up with capitalism she seduces me all over again
shrek toaster $40 new in box
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026
I’m glad we don’t have a large contingent of right wing chuds here but it does mean we spend an awful lot of time yelling at each other
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maggie @margaretsky.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I have been made aware of the existence of the goth Australian basketball player and my life will never be the same
Australian Basketball Player Caitlin Mary Cunningham, aka Caitlin Dark
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shaka 🦁👑 @beejonson.me · 11/09/2026
Saw that footage of Yemeni forces inspecting US-made military armored vehicle after liberating Mokha from Saudi-backed mercenaries. Anyone would think that the USA is arming the whole of the world. Wherever there is conflict American made equipments shows up, normally on the side of the oppressors.
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cum @hellyeahdude.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think it's tight that crescent starts with a C, for crescent. That shit really worked out.
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 13/09/2026
Ma'am, Is It Okay For You To Piss So Much In Your Own Home?
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unlawful whatever 🐝 @inlovewthemooon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Alert 🚨 Portland September 20th. 4pm The right wing extremists have announced they are targeting the sports bra again
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cum @hellyeahdude.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I've literally never heard a valid opinion from someone who doesn't have a living memory of 9/11. Idk the science behind it
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I know this is not going to fix anything, but how much media coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think would happen if one of these dem candidates just said, once in their lives, what the fuck are you talking about you sound like a dumb asshole right now
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 12/09/2026
heisenberg's leftist: simultaneously not important enough to accept their policy demands, but important enough that they can "throw" the election
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message"
Screencap from the interview linked in the quoted post

Marlow Stern (the interviewer):  You have one of the most renowned replies in Twitter history. Elon Musk tweeted out, “Take the red pill,” then Ivanka Trump enthusiastically wrote, “Taken!” to him, and then you replied, “Fuck both of you.” I’m curious how you feel about the co-opting of “The Matrix” by those on the right who don’t really seem to understand its messaging.

Lilly Wachowski: I mean, I can’t sit in a room and explain the movie to every single person who watches it. Even if I did sit in a room with Elon Musk and Ivanka Trump — yikes — it doesn’t matter. They’re not misunderstanding the film; they’re co-opting a message. And that’s what fascists do: They co-opt the messages of progressives and use it to their benefit to confuse and obfuscate what is going on and the intention of their ideology. They do it with everything. They do it with Martin Luther King Jr. Look at how they’ve changed the idea of what antisemitism is.
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cum @hellyeahdude.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sounds like PDX did good tonight. I miss my town.
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NightOwl @nightowl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
fuckin LOL losers PDX don't fuckin play always hard fuck the fash
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nannette nunanacci @brettnyanderson.northsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's him
Imageshack hotlink disabled image with the yellow frog
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