Reposted by HeavyGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I like when they show the umpire cam on a Misiorowski fastball because it makes me think (correctly) that I could hit it. 121041
Heavy @heavysweater.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I meant yes not dead, I didn't mean I'm attracted to him (could you blame me if I did, though?) 010
Heavy @heavysweater.bsky.social · 07/10/2026MLB, at the end of every regular season: someone came up with postseason designs, right? Right? 000
Reposted by Heavypixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 168124652657
Reposted by HeavyGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the hell they can, three straight yamamoto splitters and khamenei's back in the dugout before he knows what happened 11575115
Reposted by HeavyRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Max Muncy (pictured here with Clayton Kershaw) with a home run 625015
Heavy @heavysweater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Worst part is it was lifted from the Seminoles in order to woo Deion Sanders 010
Reposted by HeavyMichael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Genuinely: Insurance should be a state-run corporation. Every dime spent on Flo or Limu is theft from the policyholders 3624
Reposted by HeavyCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons 254252985930
Heavy @heavysweater.bsky.social · 23/09/2026From what I can tell, this sentiment alone is what powers Threads 000
Reposted by HeavyShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026on one hand this is good pushback and is needed. On the other hand, the political press being willing to play good lapdog and nod along while he abused literally everyone till such time as he started beating them too tells us a lot about the character of the people in that pool 261516247
Heavy @heavysweater.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Shout out to Bill Watterson for not selling out but a Calvin and Hobbes animated series would have gone so hard 000
Reposted by HeavyEvan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton 24107113228
Heavy @heavysweater.bsky.social · 21/08/2026In order to signal that I've read the Wheel of Time series, I have started saying "blood and bloody ashes" instead of "holy fucking shit" 330
Reposted by HeavyFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is "capitalization" KID: can you use it in a sentence JUDGE: YOUR WORD IS "CAPITALIZATION" 05616
Heavy @heavysweater.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Proud of the Montana boys for making the LLWS but goddamn the uniforms are awful 100
Heavy @heavysweater.bsky.social · 12/08/2026They should sell loosies more, specifically at the bars I frequent 000
Heavy @heavysweater.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The fist emcees were all Irish, hence the name #funfact 000
Reposted by HeavyChristopher Crawford @myohwhy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The last time the Mariners scored a run without hitting a homer was a Jeff Manto sacrifice fly that scored Andy Sheets in 1996. 2151
Heavy @heavysweater.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Athletic felt it necessary to send me a push notification about Messi's dad dying. Why? It would barely register if Messi died 100
Heavy @heavysweater.bsky.social · 31/07/2026@djjohnrichards.bsky.social have you ever noticed the lyrics of the "chorus" of the Friday Song could go "the Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Mariaaaaa" 000
Heavy @heavysweater.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Bluey fans when Telemachus hits the screen in The Odysseystatic.klipy.comPointing Leonardo Di CaprioAlt: Pointing Leonardo Di Caprio 010
Heavy @heavysweater.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Ladder salesman, talking into a phone: wow that's a tall order 010
Reposted by HeavyL Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 27/07/2026as a capitalism hater, it’s kinda satisfying the richest guy in the world is just another wretched, annoying nerd. And extra points for him being a racist paranoiac who’s never known friendship or love and must publicly, pathetically, and futilely scavenge the most vile parts of the internet for it. 1261975
Heavy @heavysweater.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I hate-follow one ex-coworker who posts on instagram like it's LinkedIn. Tries to brag about work travel to different facilities he manages for a corporation. It's embarrassing and I only keep following to ensure I never get that way 110
Heavy @heavysweater.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Enjoying songs from my youth that are now 25 goddamn years old 100
Reposted by HeavyDR. IRONCLAD, Brunch Democrat @feclad.bsky.social · 11/07/2026It is so refreshing to watch a soccer match with no theatrics, no flops, no whining...just playing It's the women. I'm watching a women's game 1767936883
Reposted by HeavyAudrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital 85204015082
Reposted by Heavypork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 01/07/2026bobby bonilla day this bobby bonilla day that everybody seems to forget that shohei’s deferred money kicks in a year before the last bonilla day and instead of $1mm/year it’s $68mm/year 1312
Heavy @heavysweater.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Soccer would be so much better if the offsides rule didn't exist 000
Heavy @heavysweater.bsky.social · 26/06/2026What are conservative women doing in the restrooms that leads them to believe trans people will be harassing them? 010
Reposted by Heavythe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 20/06/2026New app: do you want to enable notifications? Me: I don't even want to have this phone 42087464
Reposted by Heavykim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 08/06/2026basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it. 272451658
Reposted by HeavyKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Happy anniversary to the GOAT baseball blooper 2754787
Heavy @heavysweater.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Running low on gas hasn't hurt this much since I was in my 20s 000
Reposted by Heavyharry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 13/09/2023standing in the doorway, waiting for my wife to get off her call so i can tell her that i broke the glass plate in the microwave 111194219
Heavy @heavysweater.bsky.social · 13/05/2026LOTR Trivia Time! Frodo is actually short for "front door" 100
Heavy @heavysweater.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Sometimes baseball players will be called out but still walk over and touch the base, with regret on their faces 000
Reposted by Heavyliving and working as a cowboy @tape.website · 07/05/2026Rob Manfred stole the possibility of this from us 021
Heavy @heavysweater.bsky.social · 07/05/2026@minakimes.bsky.social coming on bluesky to tell you Merlin was my No. 1 pick in the Washed Hobbies draft 010
Reposted by HeavyWest Seattle Bike Blob @westseattlebikeblg.bsky.social · 06/05/2026The math on being a parent in Seattle doesn't make sense. Need two incomes to pull it off, but that means you need to pay for expensive daycare. Now you need to do drop off/pick before and after your statistically above average commute of 30 minutes each way. Oh and don't forget to cook + exercise. 3027122
