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Nobody, Sir, Nobody

@hayscodebreaker.bsky.social
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Long distance lover married bisexual dude with they/them wife. Polyamorous cuck. If I were any more honest they'd have me hanged for my sins

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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melissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Holy shit maybe we are in the midst of a Skinnypocalypse.... Why is everyone so quick to send a fat woman unsolicited advice on how to lose weight so she can finally be appreciated by everyone These people are part of the problem
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Joey Ferris @ferriswheelpro.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"Let PlayStation have a Wii U generation" goes so hard.
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A picture of a man on a beach looking very happy

There is red text which reads "Cringe is a lie made up by big normal to stop you having fun"
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
if it was already about lesbians somehow, you need to make the lesbians transgender
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shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
on this day in 1995, scientists discovered bisexuality. happy 31st birthday to all my fellow bs
cover of newsweek magazine shows three mysterious people standing together in dramatic shadows. the text reads “Bisexuality. Not gay. Not straight. A new sexual identity emerges.”
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
horniness sometimes makes you dumb therefore you should never cum
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Nobody, Sir, Nobody @hayscodebreaker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I look forward to the day where "gender is a spectrum" and "everyone has masculinity and femininity" is actually a belief people internalize and grapple with the nuances of rather than just a slogan some fairweather allies spout.
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 15/06/2026
You don't have to answer the door for the Feds. Do not voluntarily talk to the Feds. If they have a warrant signed by an actual judge, then they can do precisely what the warrant says. But DO NOT TALK TO THE FEDS. Do not answer the door. If you're arrested, your only words are "I want a lawyer."
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Costa Rica Kid @zymplex.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Why it’s time for Democratic socialism!
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Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Older lady peeped the rainbow flag on my bike, asked in a thick Russian accent “It’s your Pride?” She told me her youngest grandchild is “not she berry or he berry but no berry.” I said “Nonbinary?” She got so excited. Yes! Yes! And “Is a secret, but they are my“ *looks around, whispers* “favorite.”
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Ashley Nichols @ashleynichols.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
my new ocs
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Ian McQue @ianmcque.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
y tho
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Fox has reached an agreement to acquire Roku for $22 billion, after already buying Tubi for $440 million in 2020. This marks the latest case of media consolidation in an industry controlled by a smaller and smaller number of huge corporations.
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Nobody, Sir, Nobody @hayscodebreaker.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This is how my brother-in-law talks about movie plots.
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diabolical yuca @cassavasprout.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
developing a real love of sketching torsos lately. trying to be more varied and I’m having a good time. I love bodieeeees
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The Transfeminine Review @thetransfemininereview.com · 28/05/2026
Alright girls you know what time it is 🔥 Time to read about everybody's favorite pathetic wet kitten of a protagonist, Boymoder Sephiroth. Shoutout to @taliabhatt.itch.io and @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social for the review copy, I'll do the thing now :)
Estro Junkies by Talia Bhatt and Beth Leigh-Ann
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Mainely Mandy @mainelymandy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Pride month starts in a few days. Straight people, get in all your heterosexual acts in now while you have the chance.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/05/2026
zohran mamdani announced a plan to seize properties from bad landlords and private equity if tenents suffer from neglect and i genuinely do not think i’ve seen rightwing circles this mad in reaction to anything i’ve ever seen before lol
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ICARUS @mistericarus.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
SHAROOOON! THEY'VE TRAPPED ME FUCKIN SOUL IN A FUCKIN DIGITAL CONSTRUCT SHARON. IVE GOT NO FUCKIN FREE WILL SHARON. THEY WANT ME TO SING CRAZY TRAIN TILL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE SHARON. FUCKIN HELL. SHAROOOON!
THEY'VE TURNED OZZY INTO A DIGITAL AVATAR KIND OF MAYBE LIKE ABBA BUT ALSO MAYBE LIKE TUPAC.
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jneen @jneen.ca · 22/05/2026
Tweet from Goku @outingpredators, 19 Oct 2017

I don't care which came first the canonical existence of a Young Sheldon means Sheldon is aged up character & that means you get the chair

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 25/05/2026
It is 1993. I am 14 years old.
The President of the United States was born in 1946.

It is 2008. I am 30 years old.
The President of the United States was born in 1946.

It is 2026. I am 47 years old.
The President of the United States was born in 1946.
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LETHAL NAHYON @nahyon.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
A lot of grocery store nacho cheese containers say “DO NOT MICROWAVE IN THIS CONTAINER. DO NOT DO THAT” and they can say that as much as they want but I don’t think they’ve grappled with how little the average grocery store nacho cheese enthusiast has to lose
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jojomama38.bsky.social @jojomama38.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Characters
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
my guilty pleasure is that sometimes someone will happen to like an old tweet of mine, so it goes to the top of my notifications, and so I look at my old tweet and have a little chuckle
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Evil Moth Woman @gaylinux.northsky.social · 14/05/2026
MAKE MORE MEN PREGNANT!
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
yelling
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Nobody, Sir, Nobody @hayscodebreaker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Or "vibes" (this is actually that thing where you can tell somebody is autistic before you know they're autistic, or they're just not very attractive)
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 12/05/2026
Can confirm
"We need to make books cool again. If you go home with someone, and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters
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The Illustrations of Caitlin Abele @ladyholmes.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
#fuckai #aiisfascist
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Nobody, Sir, Nobody @hayscodebreaker.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
When you realize this has been happening to socialism for centuries 😱
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Nobody, Sir, Nobody @hayscodebreaker.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I log on to xitter for 5 seconds and immediately see June Egbert discourse. This is why we're never getting Alecto the Ninth
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L.A. TACO @lataco.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Daily Memo: A Push for ‘Quieter’ Immigration Raids and An Increasing Use of Force at Detention Centers We are also exactly a month away from June 6th, when the Border Patrol arrived in Los Angeles and began the raids that terrorized so many around the country. lataco.com/quieter-ice-...
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jona @babynapa.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Thanos mocks a beat-down Captain America, “give up yet?” Panel 2: Doctor Strange begins to open a portal. Spider-Man appears beat up. Through bleeding teeth and a black eye, Captain America replies, “Not while we have…” Panel 3: Thanos, gobsmacked, exclaims, “Maya Angelou!?” Indeed, there she is - Maya Angelou, T-posing and floating stoically through the open portal.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Kids should be learning that AI output isn’t trustworthy, where it really comes from, and how it’s disrupting our ability to tell what’s real. They shouldn’t be learning that AI will make them more efficient or do their work for them because it can’t. That would be propaganda, not education
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Happy May Day. They can’t kill us all.
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Every time I see someone talk about Claude I think about how they switched from female to male names as soon as they wanted the robots to seem like experts vs personal assistants.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Happy werewolf Wednesday, freaks
Comic page , text says ‘only change will save us’ a women mid transformation into a werewolf
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Virginia Woolf, more than a hundred years ago:
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Ian MacEwan @ianmacewan.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I just re-found this painting, which was in a kid's bible I had growing up. I used to obssess over it, and I'm pretty sure seeing Lucifer here was the first time I thought a man was attractive? Over the years I'd think "it couldn't possibly be as horny as I remember it", but I mean come ON
A painting of Lucifer tempting Jesus in the desert. Lucifer is INCREDIBLY naked, dirty, and lurid, rubbing up ons Jesus' robes from behind; his hand is open in offering and is placed in front of Jesus' crotch
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
my conspiracy theory is wall street is doing everything it can to keep everything from collapsing until dems take the house and senate so they can blame the implosion on them
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr 1. barely works 2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate) 3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment
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Joan? @chimeracauldron.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Wondrous fat dragon
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Elyon113 @elyon113.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Our 2 tier "Just Us" system
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