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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

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Chris Bertram @crookedfootball.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Ian Wright saying we shouldn’t forget the way the Iranian team and the Somali referee were treated. Correct.

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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I’ve always been a big fan of the country of Spain. Love their commitment to tiny plates

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Fozzie never works blue.

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I just tripped in the street and FIFA awarded a penalty to Argentina

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Alana Wolfgang-Duran, AAS, BA, MS @ceraphimfalls.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The countdown has started! THREE WEEKS of work left until I graduate with my master's degree. Side note: if anyone wants to be part of my study, I still need participants! All online, only an hour of your time, and you'll finally understand how the Offside rule works at the end!

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Oh man, Emmy Blotnick is one of the very best comedians, and her new special is just free to watch?????

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Emmy Blotnick | What's Her Secret? (Full Comedy Special)

YouTube video by 800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Tom Parkin @hauntedtricycle.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

In a long list of the crimes America has committed against the sport of football, condemning it to the inane thoughts of Alexi Lalas has to be at the top. #worldcup

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Alana Wolfgang-Duran, AAS, BA, MS @ceraphimfalls.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I need research help! Writing about how we work around technology deficits in older populations. If you or your parents learned tech at a later age (ex: you played a video game at 40 for the first time because your kids got a console), I'd love to know what is easy and what's hard for you.

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Spongebob & Patrick: Unigrid Technology

ALT: Spongebob & Patrick: Unigrid Technology

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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Reminder: If FIFA weren't an organized crime ring, they would have removed the US's status as World Cup host already.

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Mr Irrelevant @andstacey.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Losing Rodon & Stach today, hopefully both are okay for scum game! 🤞🏽🤞🏽💛💙 #LUFC

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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

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Matt @mattmurph24.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

The United States should not be allowed to compete in the 2026 World Cup.

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Daniel Priest @danielpriest.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

So l, surely Formula 1 will remove the American races just like they did the Russian GP? Keep it consistent right?

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Daisy Pitkin @daisy-pitkin.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

This IS a winnable fight! And it’s your fight. Stand with Starbucks workers!

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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

I cannot emphasize this enough: The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent. They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so. Doomers are not realists.

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Tom Parkin @hauntedtricycle.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

I missed the fourth update on the FM24 pentagon challenge where I was able to prevail in the African Champions League with Casric Stars, but I can finally say I've completed the final challenge and won in the European Champions League with Stade Rennais F.C!

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Mathea @matheasagdahl.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Every time you buy a Harry Potter product, you are financing the dismantling of trans rights

"About the fund. The J.K. Rowling Women's Fund (JKRWF) offers legal funding support to individuals and organisations fighting to retain women's sex-based rights [...]. It provides women with the means and confidence to bring to justice cases that make legal precedents, force policy change, and make positive contributions to women's lives in the future."

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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Reading a philosophy book section on informal fallacies, and the writer says insults are not per se ad hominem attacks, because "ad hominem" is when the insult is used to attack validity. So, "you have tiny balls" = OK "your views on set theory are wrong because you have tiny balls" = ad hominem

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Petty Lobster 🦂🏳️‍⚧️ @pettylobster.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.

Twitter post/pohoto from JK Rowling who sits on what looks like yacht, taking a puff of what looks like a cigar. She holds a cocktail close to her face and looks smug as fuck. Text on tweet: I love it when a plan comes together. #SupremeCourt #WomensRights.

Text on screen: our.moral.imperative British billionaire JK Rowling has posted several gloating tweets today after the UK
Supreme Court ruled that only 'biological women' legally count as women, excluding trans women from legal protections and safeguards.
Rowling's vicious smear campaign against trans people in Britain has been going on for several years now and has played a major role in cultivating the extremely hostile and toxic environment that exists in the country towards trans people, particularly in the name of liberal 'feminism'.
@fight_for_a_future @rowllingofficial

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

There’s no description of the Dragula given in the song Dragula so it’s entirely possible that it’s just a normal sedan with a funny name

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Jessica Simor KC @jmpsimor.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

The U.K. cannot continue to pretend it can make a “deal” with these people.

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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

lol get dunked Cyberfuck

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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 28/03/2025

Every senator on this platform should be run off, mocked, and harassed in public because they always tell us we should be terrified while doing jack shit nothing about it except collecting a paycheck while sitting safe in a position of power.

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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Just caught a bee in my house and put it outside and only screamed once or maybe more than once. I am god’s strongest bravest soldier

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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Totally ridiculous comparison. A Cybertruck would never stop for a pedestrian.

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Raymond Currier @teaandcharcoal.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Remember to save these screenshots because when we win - and we *will* win - we need to remember not to forgive a single one of these companies when they start claiming to love minorities again.

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

whatever bespoke hypothetical thing you mean by "end social justice practices in the workplace", this version that they mean is the actual, concrete political project confronting labor and the left right now. move accordingly

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Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

“You finish that ad copy for the generic concept of beer?” -“Sure did boss, real fuckin depressing just like you asked” “What”

Ad in a grocery store of someone in flannel holding a beer. Text reads: “it is what it is but a cold beer always helps”

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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 30/01/2025

Imagine being the kind of weak, feckless loser who accelerates the spaceship to Warp 8, when Warp 9 is available. Pathetic. If my captain did that I would lose all respect for them, and immediately form a subcommittee to explore the possibility of broaching the subject of mutiny among the crew.

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Tom Parkin @hauntedtricycle.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

I think any sport where players do self-introductions should require them to also have sassy "Real Housewives" style one-liners as part of the intro. I want to see Patrick Mahomes strike a pose and say something like: "Don't throw a flag on the play, this passer likes it rough."

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Tom Parkin @hauntedtricycle.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Stage 3 of my Football Manager pentagon challenge is complete as Palmeiras wins the Copa Libertadores on penalties. Really vindicated having spent $24MM to bring in the new keeper at the beginning of the season. #FM24

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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

"We've introduced a new, inescapable, apocalyptic hell world of nightmare which can't be easily entered & is almost impossible to leave. Oh, and its elder demon ruler kidnapped our game's new mascot for some sinister, unknow-" "He stole the baby to make it a GPS so he can play Mario Kart."

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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

i actually didn't think i could hate funko any more than i already did. i was wrong

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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Apparently it's telling them the suspect is... Several Palestinian apartment buildings?!?! WHO PROGRAMMED THIS THING

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Tom Parkin @hauntedtricycle.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

The crazy thing about the United Healthcare CEO is that he could have been saved if only he had been in-network...

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Tom Parkin @hauntedtricycle.bsky.social · 29/10/2024

Haymarket Books is one of the best publishers doing it at the moment. If you do eBooks, these are absolute steals.

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Tom Parkin @hauntedtricycle.bsky.social · 15/10/2024

Step 2 of the Football Manager 2024 pentagon challenge is now complete! Having moved from Azul Claro Numazu in Japan to manage the Colorado Rapids in the MLS, we were able to win the Champion's Cup for North America at the first time of asking.

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Tom Parkin @hauntedtricycle.bsky.social · 01/10/2024

First step in the Football Manager pentagon challenge is complete! Sticking with the club I brought up from the J3 league, Azul Claro Numazu beat the Saudi oil clubs and are now champions of Asia! #FM24 #pentagon

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Tom Parkin @hauntedtricycle.bsky.social · 31/08/2024

It isn't much, but I managed to win my first major league in Football Manager, taking J3 league side Azul Claro Numazu through the ranks to the highest point in Japanese Football. All the more satisfying after the pre-season ranking had us as 350-1 odds to win the league.

Preseason Ranking of 17th with 350-1 odds to win the title.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 01/07/2024

customer: hello one fireworks please fireworks store: first question, do you respect your neighbors customer: hahahahaha fireworks store: hahahahaha ok right this way

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 26/02/2024

Me, Reading Dylan Thomas: Yes, haha! Don't go gently into that good night! Rage! Fight! Me, Experiencing The Slightest Physical Discomfort: Alright, gotta go gentle mode. Time to gentle up, for sure. Good night not lookin' so bad, think imma lean into it.

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Tom Parkin @hauntedtricycle.bsky.social · 13/02/2024

Remember folks, the CDC is in the pocket of your capitalist oppressors and they would rather you die of a preventable disease than see a corporation lose the profits it reaps from a few additional days of your/your coworker's labor.

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