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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

New Essay: I Do Not Consent. "You do not have to just watch this happen on TV. You are allowed to change the events you see on the screen... Please, get up and help me. " (Wow Bluesky really does not like unrolling for my site, huh, I should get around to fixing that)

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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 31/01/2025

im sorry for clipping thru ur floor and colliding with ur entities im just having a rly hard time right now

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

DEATH ROW HACK: For your last meal, request Olive Garden breadsticks

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

boy oh boy could I use a good shitpost this week

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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

I peaced out of Bsky in July of last year, after the Black artists I followed voiced issues with systemic racism, harassment, and lack of moderation support. It didn't seem like a community I wanted to lend my labor to. For those of you who stuck around; did things ever improve?

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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 13/07/2023

I came here looking for folks talking about the SAG-AFTRA strike, only to learn there’s another one on Bluesky protesting moderation inaction in solidarity with Black users. Fuck yes. Devs, fix your shit or I’m out.

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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 11/07/2023

I went viral on LinkedIn once, and it did exactly one thing: made my notifications unusable. It's spam and starvation wages all the way down, but every once in a while I get a funny one.

Screenshot of a LinkedIn DM, from a redacted human. Their tagline claims they are from "Squad Software Inc". The message reads:

"Hi Monica, this is (redacted) from Infinite Tek LLC, Hope you are doing great. This is regarding the PROGRAM MANAGER position on W2 (100% REMOTE). Let me know your interest to (redacted) with your updated resume. Looking forward to hear from you!"

The author, whose name is Elizabeth, responds within a minute with the message: "I am extremely and very obviously not Monica."

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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 11/07/2023

At least once a week, I re-remember that I can drink water, and am surprised that it feels great. Then I wonder why I don’t do it more often, before immediately forgetting. I wanted to call it the water cycle but that name’s already taken.

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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 10/07/2023

“Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, but isn’t a selfie.” The chain continues

A photo of a fox licking droplets off of a pane of glass. It is making a dumb face, which the author also has

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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

Can’t sleep reading fanfiction

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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

Tonight in Shadowrun: My players infiltrated a masquerade ball by stealing an invite from another recipient. The spy did some social schmoozing for information, the manic pixie snuck through the vents to melt a server, and the decker hacked the security system to obtain an AR-augmented staff mask.

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

ps5: you didn't shut me down right again :/ I'm not mad I'm just disappointed. would you like to refer to the ps5 manual for proper shutdown procedures? me: shut the fuck up. you are a toy. i will throw you off a bridge if i take a mind to

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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 06/07/2023

This is the worst basketball sim I've ever played.

A screenshot from King's Quest IV. The text box reads, "This game does not understand 'dribble.'"

A screenshot from King's Quest IV. The text box reads, "This game does not understand 'pass.'"

A screenshot from King's Quest IV. The text box reads, "You don't have anything to shoot."

A screenshot from King's Quest IV. The text box reads, "This game does not understand 'dunk.'"

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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 05/07/2023

Patreon has one of my favorite 404 pages. It's animated and if you wait long enough the fox will slowly float off screen. And the helmet is shaped for his lil' ears! ♥

The 404 page for Patreon; it features a fox with an astronaut's helmet floating through outer space. The helmet is shaped to accommodate a foxes' ears. In the background is the moon with a Patreon flag planted on it, as a rocket ship orbits. The text reads: "Oh no! Looks like you got lost. Quick! Make your way back to the spaceship!"

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The Deceitful Grin of Civility @andrewfleer.com · 05/07/2023

Inside of you are two wolves. One identifies songs. The other identifies you.

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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 04/07/2023

As an agent of chaos, I am proud to announce my organization's commitment to developing the Bluesky Hell System. This set of tools will allow Bluesky users to instantly see which porn any user has faved, see which highly-blocked users someone follows, perform coordinated gangstalking, and more

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ugh @ughfinewhatever.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

When I die please use my blood and skin to create a tome of unfathomable power containing prophecies funerary incantations and demon resurrection passages sought after by both man and demon

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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

Look at this exceptionally cool pride art that’s up in our local Mud Bay! They said the artists name is Briar.  Found in Seattle, Capitol Hill.

Colorful blackboard art of a dog and two cats, each emitting hearts. The dog is waving a progress pride flag in its mouth. The text reads: Welcome to Broadway & Pike.

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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 01/07/2023

I should dress up my cat as Cait Sith for Halloween. Get her a 'lil cape and a megaphone. It'd be so cute!

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 01/07/2023

I know it won’t happen and may not even be feasible to happen any more, but hear me out: Restart your blog, on a domain you own. Just to be sure when everything else collapses, people can still find you.

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merritt @merrittk.com · 25/06/2023

What if an entire community made up a guy to get mad at? And what if he became real? www.otherstrangeness.com/2023/06/25…

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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 01/07/2023

Meanwhile, this is where I post from:

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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · 01/07/2023

Date idea: We chug Mountain Dew and time each other as we run around the house

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 28/06/2023

Asked the cashier at McDonald’s why the flag was at half mast and she said “Grimace died” and then she started crying

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nik ^_^ @handle.invalid · 29/06/2023

they should serve hrt at mcdonalds

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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 29/06/2023

🎉 Another hate bill down! I think that makes four or five now.

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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 28/06/2023

A recent conversation has me thinking intensely about imagining as a collective/collaborative act. What we can imagine individually is subject to individual limitations; what can be imagined in collaboration is functionally limitless.

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Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥 @senatorshoshana.bsky.social · 28/06/2023

NEW from me in Tech Dirt! Everyone talks about harmful ways minors use social media. But they use it productively too, just like adults. Here is how I used social media as a teen to get medical help and to network in my field and for fun I refuse to close the door behind me.

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Social Media Was Useful For Me, As An Ill, Nerdy Teenager

Lately, concerns about allowing minors to use social media have been front and center in the public discourse, but ways in which they use it productively have been absent from the conversation. My …

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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 27/06/2023

I am shaken. A faded old ice cream van, decals peeling, just drove through downtown Durham playing Silent Night, off key. It is nearly July. I feel like a clown just waved at me from a sewer grate and I ain’t getting in.

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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 27/06/2023

You’re in a co working space, and you get to pick two: 1. It’s quiet 2. Access to power outlets 3. No bad smells

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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 27/06/2023

Round of applause for whoever chose to cut the recording of Trump sharing classified documents at that precise moment.  The casual “Bring some Cokes in, please” while doing crimes is just a perfect snapshot of his term as president.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/06/2023

posted to facebook 2011: its crazy how the scariest condiments r in the back of the fridge posted to twitter 2018: REMINDER!! to check expiration dates on scary condiments at the back of the fridge reciting wedding vows 2024: i was the scariest condiment in the back of the fridge when you found me

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rabidya 🍄 @rabidya.art · 27/06/2023

Your honor, no offense but you weren't even fucking there.

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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 26/06/2023

I loved this and wanted to create a little comic for it. This is how I imagined the exchange going. I hope you like it @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com ☺️

One page comic.

Panel one: Neil Gaiman is sitting in a chair reading, and his son, who is wearing a cape, says proudly, “If you need me…”

Panel two: the some finishes his sentence as he walks away saying, “I’ll be in my mind.”

Full page: the boy is in a crash of waves with a water dragon behind him. A sense of adventure.

Final panel: Neil is smiling as his son plays in a cardboard box, pretending to be in the sea.

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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 27/06/2023

Ten Hours of BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY, But Just The Parts Where They Say “Mamma Mia” [HD] .mp4

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Matthew Garrett @mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip · 27/06/2023

Standing outside MTG's house with a hotspot broadcasting a network name of "FBI Surveillance Van"

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 26/06/2023

bi buckaroos lets trot. NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS is out now as audiobook. gatekeepers heck off www.audible.com/pd/B0C94YFVK2/?sour…

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