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EVHaste

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Antifascist journalism, prose, games, & shitposts. Find my nonsense at evhaste.com

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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I covered a series of protests at Seattle Children's this weekend. If you were there: you're rad as fuck. Inside: Speaker highlights, queer karaoke, and a homemade zine from "the vegan tranarchist". evhaste.com/2025/02/08/h...
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“Healthcare, Not Hate” – Protestors Ask Seattle Children’s Hospital for Support
Over 900 people assembled outside of Seattle Children’s Hospital today, in protest of the organization’s decision to unilaterally discontinue healthcare for its transgender youth. This was the thir…
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
New Essay: I Do Not Consent. "You do not have to just watch this happen on TV. You are allowed to change the events you see on the screen... Please, get up and help me. " (Wow Bluesky really does not like unrolling for my site, huh, I should get around to fixing that)
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 31/01/2025
im sorry for clipping thru ur floor and colliding with ur entities im just having a rly hard time right now
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
DEATH ROW HACK: For your last meal, request Olive Garden breadsticks
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
This is rad af.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I *wish* we were handing them out like candy; at least then I could get my prescription refilled.
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
boy oh boy could I use a good shitpost this week
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I'm poking my head in to see if it's worth giving another go, but I'm perfectly happy doing my own thing if it's still the same experience. For obvious reasons, I have *very* little tolerance for fashy shit right now.
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I peaced out of Bsky in July of last year, after the Black artists I followed voiced issues with systemic racism, harassment, and lack of moderation support. It didn't seem like a community I wanted to lend my labor to. For those of you who stuck around; did things ever improve?
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
Found it! Here’s a link if anyone else is just catching up: bsky.app/profile/aliafonzy.bsky.soc…
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
Howdy friend, do you have a link to a summary of the strike action, demands, etc? Im hopping through quote chains looking for context and I haven’t found the source yet.
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
I came here looking for folks talking about the SAG-AFTRA strike, only to learn there’s another one on Bluesky protesting moderation inaction in solidarity with Black users. Fuck yes. Devs, fix your shit or I’m out.
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
It keeps promising it’s going to be different this time and I keep falling for it Last time water tried to blame it on me by saying it takes the shape of its container :(
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
I went viral on LinkedIn once, and it did exactly one thing: made my notifications unusable. It's spam and starvation wages all the way down, but every once in a while I get a funny one.
Screenshot of a LinkedIn DM, from a redacted human. Their tagline claims they are from "Squad Software Inc". The message reads:

"Hi Monica, this is (redacted) from Infinite Tek LLC, Hope you are doing great. This is regarding the PROGRAM MANAGER position on W2 (100% REMOTE). Let me know your interest to (redacted) with your updated resume. Looking forward to hear from you!"

The author, whose name is Elizabeth, responds within a minute with the message: "I am extremely and very obviously not Monica."
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
Unfortunately I am not the person, which every polycule also needs, who understands how to do that
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
Oh snap, I might even have this then! I picked up a bunch of them in a humble bundle and never got around to them
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
At least once a week, I re-remember that I can drink water, and am surprised that it feels great. Then I wonder why I don’t do it more often, before immediately forgetting. I wanted to call it the water cycle but that name’s already taken.
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
What’s this from? I dig it
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
“Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, but isn’t a selfie.” The chain continues
A photo of a fox licking droplets off of a pane of glass. It is making a dumb face, which the author also has
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Regretfully I am that metamour. We use iCalendar instead 😭
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
That scene from Zombieland where Columbus hits a zombie with a toilet tank cover and the text “rule number two, double tap” is displayed
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
I misunderstood the question and was trying to imagine eating with one chopstick in each hand
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Can’t sleep reading fanfiction
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Cute and funny! Thank you for sharing.
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
So is this a bad time to pitch my new social media app, which is like Twitter but only for possums and possum enthusiasts? wait come back
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Crucially, it seems they didn't just want to create a Nazi bar; they also feel entitled to the Nazi bar being experienced by others. Being unpleasant is no fun if you don't have anyone to be unpleasant to!
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Anyway, that was Shadowrun: Seattle session 4.
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
There were a couple of other complications on the doom clock that they managed to mitigate too easily, so I'm taking notes on how to make better ones. My favorite was "An unexpected guest discovers the heist and wants in. They are an idiot but can be distracted by giving them superficial tasks".
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Next session they have requested a couple of low-stakes mini adventures with a different fixer, to mix it up a bit from the open world espionage quest. So, now accepting submissions for hijinx, tune in next time, etc etc.
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
As the dust settles, they blend into the fleeing crowd outside and escape into the night, barely finding the tracking devices hidden on their car before driving it back.
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
The spy narrowly avoids being drowned inside of its fists, pulling the bodyguard out. The decker leads a firing squad of deceived security staff and the fairy fucking napalms it. That's what ends up on the news, Persona 5 finisher style. She generated some pics for it IRL, which was pretty cool.
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
What followed was 4-5 rounds of combat against an honestly pretty chunky boi that I made up on the spot, which is actively drawing glass and gunpowder and liquid to it like a magnet and using them to shred the room and everyone in it.
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
The pixie springs from her hiding place and tries to fight the elemental off, but her claws can't find purchase. She ends up diverting to healing the decker, who has just returned with a fresh security disguise and is basically bleeding out. The decker raids the armory for a rifle and opens fire.
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
The spy tries to drag him out but he's tethered to the elemental on the astral plane, as if by leash. She opens the case with the bodyguard's SMG's stashed under the altar and opens fire from under it while shaking him awake.
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Honestly I assumed they'd leave, but players always do things that surprise and delight you. They'd decided they liked a few of the people they met at the party. Specifically, the bodyguard who was now knocked out and being drained by this massive, spiritual abomination.
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Losing control of the prototype magitech device, the resulting alcohol-glass-and-gunpowder elemental went rampant, leeching mana from the caster in a novel way unknown to the sixth world. The elemental explodes with shrapnel and the audience realizes this is not part of the show.
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
The spy, having already made some in-roads the previous night, brought a glass of gin mixed with gunpowder. "A spirit of spirits", they'd call it. The pixie got into position to sabotage the spellcasting fetish as the ritual was underway.
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Meanwhile, the show must go on, so they asked the audience (who agreed they had seen nothing) to supply the regent of their choice to draw forth an elemental. Make it as wild as possible, go nuts, we bet we can do it.
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
The decker was dragged out of the building and left bleeding by his car, which had been bugged when they arrived. 'Cause, you know, why kill just one spy when you can kill them all?
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
In truth, he'd been tipped off that the invite was stolen, and was determined to fuck with whoever turned up with it. Once he had his fun, he whispered that he knew who the decker was (a bluff) and drove a knife into his back in front of the entire audience.
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
The decker improvised an, IMO, pretty fucking good introduction. "I wish I could tell you more about the show but I don't want the chip in my brain to explode for violating NDA!" But Tringus just wouldn't let him go. No no, why don't you go on? You certainly have my permission, etc.
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
The decker probably realized things were going south when Aztechnology CEO Tringus Pamplemousse called on their disguised identity to give a little speech and open the ceremony. Wait, wasn't the person they stole from working for Saeder-Krupp, not Aztechnology? What's going on?
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Everything seemed to be going according to plan: wait for the summoning ritual to begin, disenchant the focus to set the summon loose for the news crew, and get the hell out before anyone realizes they were there. But you know, any good heist needs to have a complication.
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Tonight in Shadowrun: My players infiltrated a masquerade ball by stealing an invite from another recipient. The spy did some social schmoozing for information, the manic pixie snuck through the vents to melt a server, and the decker hacked the security system to obtain an AR-augmented staff mask.
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Praxis.
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EVHaste @haste.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Currently playing Forager with my gf, and a bullet hell called Boneraiser Minions. It has a unique sense of humor and a few systems I haven't seen in other Vampire Survivors-esque games. I also finally picked up Cookie Clicker, like a decade after everyone else played it.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
ps5: you didn't shut me down right again :/ I'm not mad I'm just disappointed. would you like to refer to the ps5 manual for proper shutdown procedures? me: shut the fuck up. you are a toy. i will throw you off a bridge if i take a mind to
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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 06/07/2023
This is the worst basketball sim I've ever played.
A screenshot from King's Quest IV. The text box reads, "This game does not understand 'dribble.'"A screenshot from King's Quest IV. The text box reads, "This game does not understand 'pass.'"A screenshot from King's Quest IV. The text box reads, "You don't have anything to shoot."A screenshot from King's Quest IV. The text box reads, "This game does not understand 'dunk.'"
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