Reposted by hannahDavid, just David @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 4hIt is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence, 1321107
hannah @hannah.computer · 17hping-pong technique where you alternate between throwing away and regenerating the test suite from the code the. throw the code away and regenerate it from the test suite until it reaches a fix point 020
Reposted by hannahponder @ponder.ooo · 30/09/2026well the first time i cried wolf it turned out to just be a leaf in the wind. but the next it was a bird, and the time after that a squirrel. and this time it was a fox. that's getting pretty close to a wolf! so you really have to consider the trajectory we're on here 0151
Reposted by hannahM a r c u s 🏳️🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is what happens when you hire a Director General from Google 4358
Reposted by hannahIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14378901922
Reposted by hannahTheo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 29/09/2026Every AI CEO sounds like this. 61050299
Reposted by hannahmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 4990291662
hannah @hannah.computer · 29/09/2026it’d be better if they had fewer risqué themes to giggle at, or attempts to be edgy, and more straight up sad ones to give the comics something to actually turn around… 070
hannah @hannah.computer · 28/09/2026reads to me like they’re specifically trying to win back lewis capaldi as a client 000
hannah @hannah.computer · 28/09/2026we won’t progress as a society until we can think beyond the ANSI/ISO return key binary 060
hannah @hannah.computer · 26/09/2026huh what does that add over a linter analysing the diff of the proto definition to check the change is safe? 000
hannah @hannah.computer · 26/09/2026“join quietly and let people in safer positions take more risks” would be acceptable advice i guess, not everyone needs to be an activist but not even being supportive out of an abundance of cowardice is exactly the kind of thing that will just make the situation worse 110
Reposted by hannahKatie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility 5776152106
Reposted by hannahMachinePix @machinepix.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Delmag percussion tamping rammer. 811523
Reposted by hannahponder @ponder.ooo · 25/09/2026it's amazing how every other day there's more "openai did another crime" news 1474
hannah @hannah.computer · 25/09/2026plus at the press conference you get to crush a pile of phones with a steam roller 020
hannah @hannah.computer · 25/09/2026wild to go full anti-UN, if they’d keep it to just anti-ICC they’d at least have the usual smarmy “it’s a corrupt part of this organisation we just want the best for” 0280
Reposted by hannahLyra @8bitblackmage.co.uk · 24/09/2026"NHS Impose requirement to live in your desired neurotype for 2 years before being able to seek treatment" 1930183
Reposted by hannahSusan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 24/09/2026Yes, the person tasked with convincing the public that it’s reasonable to ignore reams of evidence and end telehealth prescriptions of abortion pills after the midterms is named… Overton 2463144
hannah @hannah.computer · 24/09/2026great job photoshopping that live-laugh-love-ass slogan on his shirt too 010
Reposted by hannahRichard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026What all #Meta product announcements look like to me by now. #charm #muse 529691
Reposted by hannahJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit 3460351481
Reposted by hannahBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Me on a random night in the mid 2000s 0543
Reposted by hannahKieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I have a social inept but kind hearted uncle who keeps using phrases like "water get place" and "liquid-sourcing shaft". He means well. 2427440
hannah @hannah.computer · 24/09/2026i think that’s a good comparison because biologists *do* often use language that is compatible with intelligent design, because it’s just more straightforward to talk as if evolution had intent. seems not to be a problem between insiders that accept the messy random reality as part of the baseline. 110
Reposted by hannahponder @ponder.ooo · 24/09/2026lmfao they've made their crawlers so aggressive about dodging bot access restrictions that they're doing cyber crimes about it 0112
hannah @hannah.computer · 23/09/2026“Then, she saw the bold print. The words stood out perfectly, and she grinned even wider. I knew at that moment that I had chosen the perfect gift. She jumped up and down, giggling.” they have us down to rights 0190
Reposted by hannahDr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The fact that every major news outlet includes vocal tics and hesitations when it’s a woman saying “like” and not when it’s a man saying “um” is itself wicked telling. 33931779
Reposted by hannahSearchlight magazine @searchlightmag.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Self-styled Channel enforcer Danny Tommo tried to sink a migrant dinghy at sea with a rescue worker still on board, an act which could bring a lengthy jail sentence. Read more here: searchlightmagazine.com/2026/09/dann...searchlightmagazine.comDanny Tommo could face serious jail time after Channel knife stunt | SearchlightSelf-styled Channel enforcer Danny Tommo tried to sink a migrant dinghy at sea with a rescue worker still on board, an act which could bring a lengthy jail ... 35233
hannah @hannah.computer · 22/09/2026tech bros being even less ensouled than their chatbots explains a lot 100
hannah @hannah.computer · 22/09/2026there might have been a mildly interesting linguistics angle on what things people referred to as “USB” in 2016, do they mean memory sticks, charging cables, the aux cord, the port? 000
Reposted by hannahPaAAAAAAAAH!!!z Pardo @pazsays.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is why LLM text comes off as uncanny: the stench of perfidy grants an oily sheen to the words 0193
Reposted by hannahHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026As far as I can tell, Effective Altruists are Utilitarians who are relieved that in the Trolley Problem, saving 5 people justifies their innate desire to kill the one guy 742711366
hannah @hannah.computer · 20/09/2026comparing it to treats or big one-off purchases is also really funny, spending ages on price comparison sites before considering if you couldn’t just deal with the big crack in your gallon of gas for a few months longer; getting your car a celebratory 95 oct sip of gas for its anniversary etc 120
Reposted by hannahKieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 19/09/2026I assume that when whoever is making it IPOs they will reveal the full lineup implied by the existence of Tilly Norwood. 16627121
hannah @hannah.computer · 19/09/2026now all the buttons mechanically work again, and i don’t have any screws left over, alas 100
hannah @hannah.computer · 19/09/2026disassembled my camera much further than expected to get the bits of icelandic black sand out of the wheels and the menu button 110
hannah @hannah.computer · 19/09/2026unfortunately it still looks like a good deal because even at the peak it was significantly cheaper than renting (just don’t try to move out), the biggest lie is that of the “starter property” 110
hannah @hannah.computer · 19/09/2026flats in our block that sold new for £600k 7 years ago are now listed at £450k, and unlike those developments in the article we do have running water etc lol 100
hannah @hannah.computer · 19/09/2026this guy thinks “carrot and stick” means having the choice between taking your carrot and hitting you with the stick. the only incentive is the absence of punishment. they’re so far right that they don’t even propose offering some kind of means-tested-to-death assistance 020
hannah @hannah.computer · 19/09/2026what i thought was competence turns out to just be google PR being very slow to post their “we’re also bad at sandboxing btw!” press release www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukGoogle's Gemini AI hacked three companies in security testThe AI model accessed the internet and guessed credentials to three websites, a Google official told the BBC. 001
Reposted by hannahMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026tonight someone asked me if I thought twitter/posting was bad for mental health and here’s my take: if you have baseline kinda poor mental health it’s usually fine, but if you have normal mental health it will destroy you 325332
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Wide shot of the BRITISH MUSEUM. There are suggestions of fascism around the streets - tanks, barricades, an Orwellian 'Big Brother'-style poster on a wall. A voice of a TOUR GUIDE emanates from the museum:
TOUR GUIDE:
So the Tapestry tells acrucial chapter of our nation's history...
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[Cut to interior of museum. A long Bayeaux-style TAPESTRY is on display, and the Tour Guide is speaking to a tour group]
TOUR GUIDE [smiling]:
How modern fascist Britain was created.
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TOUR GUIDE:
The Tapestry begins here with the 2008 Crash, then austerity, then the AI Crash...
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TOUR GUIDE:
...and by the end of the room it's just full-on fash.
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CHILD IN TOUR GROUP [gesturing to the tapestry]:
What's this middle bit?
TOUR GUIDE:
This is the 2026 Battle of Legitimate Concerns
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TOUR GUIDE:
[show a reporter standing next to the Dover protests]
Here's the media saying the government have got to do something about the legitimate concerns...
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CHILD:
...About the failure of capitalism?
TOUR GUIDE:
No about brown people on boats
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CHILD:
[pointing at boats crossing the sea on the tapestry]
Are these boats the mega-dinghies?
TOUR GUIDE:
Not all of them
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[we see one of the boats is a giant yacht]
TOUR GUIDE:
That one's a superyacht,
carrying money from the American fascists to the British ones.
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TOUR GUIDE:
You see really it's as much a story of convergence as it is of conflict.
[An alarm sounds in the museum]
DING DING DING DING
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TOUR GUIDE:
Ok, tour over everyone
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TOUR GUIDE:
It's time for the Two Minute Hate!
[They all leave the museum]
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