hannah @hannah.computer · 19/09/2026now all the buttons mechanically work again, and i don’t have any screws left over, alas 100
hannah @hannah.computer · 19/09/2026disassembled my camera much further than expected to get the bits of icelandic black sand out of the wheels and the menu button 110
hannah @hannah.computer · 14/09/2026is that a progress pride flag pin with the progress bit removed?? 150
hannah @hannah.computer · 13/09/2026my “i do not have mold in my house” canary statement raises a lot of questions already answered by my FAQ 072
hannah @hannah.computer · 30/08/2026that’s the first time in 22 years anyone googled “hydronym” lol, not even a visible spike for gulf of mexico. carney found a genuinely pristine page in that thesaurus 000
hannah @hannah.computer · 30/08/2026yeah when viewed from eg. my normal UK IP they do, but refreshing the page from CA or US IPs shows only one name. what I mean is I don’t see a policy reason why they couldn’t at least show “Lake America (Lake Ontario)” in the US? 110
hannah @hannah.computer · 27/07/2026showing the time to the nearest 100ms does make the countdown feel faster but i can’t help but feel there might be better ways to get people to download your app. (not to mention this was an affiliate link! it’s like they want people to bounce) 000
hannah @hannah.computer · 21/07/2026he wasn’t just criticised from the far right, but also the right www.theguardian.com/politics/202... 000
hannah @hannah.computer · 19/07/2026the optimal storage solution for our 2.30952x2.30952m office wall 05612
hannah @hannah.computer · 19/06/2026i guess the strategy is to be so mysterious about the benefits that people sign up just to figure out what they are? they almost got me! 000
hannah @hannah.computer · 03/06/2026my £400 excess car insurance covers up to £100 medical expenses for passengers insured in accidents, and i’m having a hard time imagining what that’s good for 100
hannah @hannah.computer · 24/05/2026my theory: easily half of the AI backlash is driven by constantly being confronted with some of the cringeworthiest copywriting (human or machine generated) ever produced 100
hannah @hannah.computer · 19/05/2026from my then new-to-me iPhone 3GS: my sister’s new, hacker-green 2012 alienware laptop 010
hannah @hannah.computer · 29/03/2026ah I see the problem: the Network Link Conditioner is, uh, 60% on? 000
hannah @hannah.computer · 25/03/2026couldn’t take a photo, but please enjoy the fact that this black BMW M1 exists in London 010
hannah @hannah.computer · 19/03/2026GMail now has 2 AI buttons (Studio & Ask Gemini) permanently in the toolbar, doing nothing but prompt to turn on smart features for workspace :/ 120
hannah @hannah.computer · 17/03/2026Very funny that the first option on the Gemini upgrade screen is "I'm adopting AI as part of an organizational mandate" 000
hannah @hannah.computer · 03/02/2026An engineer showed up at my door, having been led to the wrong building by their phone. I open my phone to help find the right place, forgetting that Google Maps has been left to rot since the 2023 layoffs 000
hannah @hannah.computer · 08/01/2026i can only assume this recommendation landed on my YouTube homepage because I sometimes watch the video version of @wtyppod.com 120
hannah @hannah.computer · 04/12/2025our business relies on extremely precise clustering and classification of a wide range of content, but for our recap feature let’s stick a few video transcripts into an LLM and have it take a stab instead though 130
hannah @hannah.computer · 26/09/2025we’ve solved the problem with this tweet by integrating the gun into the printer, firing automatically when encountering postscript errors 0120
hannah @hannah.computer · 18/09/2025The first email links to www.yourparty-membership.uk, which is still up and claims to be operated by Jamie Driscoll’s company find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/1635... What a mess! 120
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