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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 16h

There’s only one thing that can unite America and that’s executing the executive who gave the green light to the liberty biberty ads on live TV

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MLC @chicyph80.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

*Insert Mamdani & Ms. Rachel crying GIF* You voted for this girl. Don't be mad at Washington that you're a moron who fell for it. Thoughts and prayers 🤷‍♂️ www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/u...

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HanDandler @handandler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Fiancee doesn't love it when I express it out loud, but this is definitely how I think a lot of the time, and it feels freeing, in a way

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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz

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HanDandler @handandler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Babe wake up, new reaction image for "smugly scoring an own goal" just dropped

Mentally-deficient US Senator Eric Schmitt mugging like a dumbass while thinking he's making a great point and utterly failing

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HanDandler @handandler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm still salty that Birdman won Best Picture lol

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HanDandler @handandler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tried to actually read the article but God fucking damn the incessant ads on this site made it fucking impossible I understand people gotta get paid to do good work, but if I can't actually read the work because of endless popups and video ads, then I'm not reading the work *and* never coming back

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists.

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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I have to assume the Big Mold lobby sponsored this setup

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HanDandler @handandler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Might piss off the Rolling Stone Dweeb by muting the artist and song title so I can go back to being unaware of the existence of some country-pop garbage All I've heard of it is from people here talking about people whether or not they've heard it, which, about that Y'all got fucking got, clearly.

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HanDandler @handandler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Look, each season had its ups and downs but it deserved one more to finish it off. Season 2 had some real rough patches but man, this show would consistently still make me do a loud shock-laugh regularly enough to keep me watching

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brent sewer socialist🚰🌹 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

‪Hitler ensuring only he could order reserve panzers to counter an Allied invasion and then sleeping through D-Day remains incredibly funny lmao moron ‬

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HanDandler @handandler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The only thing I've heard about his artist and this song have to do with some Dweeb in rolling stone whining bout people haven't heard of it Elemayoh

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HanDandler @handandler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Someone around that man just needs to do the right thing

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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

hell yeah dude absolutely no need to course correct away from "all star wars movies need to be about skywalkers". 0 reason to change that based on prior results.

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HanDandler @handandler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No offense, but... fucking *why*? What in God's name gives you confidence in more fucking Sequel trilogies?

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HanDandler @handandler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

(don't be mean don't be mean don't be mean) Whoo boy

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

to be that gullible about something so obvious is DEEPLY embarrassing, especially for folks whove positioned themselves as 'deeper thinkers than most, who see all sides.' tromp has proven they were just wandering through life as endless marks with their own homemade t-shirts that say 'big smart boy'

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HanDandler @handandler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"My wings [can cause] a hurricane"

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 26/09/2026

it’s wild to be doing the “if only the tsar knew” shit while simultaneously complaining that the white house is out of touch, like, who the fuck is in charge of the white house, todd

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HanDandler @handandler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you never can predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid"

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HanDandler @handandler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Do you think he might be intentionally trying to pull a Denethor-style self immolation with the GOP in the Faramir role

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HanDandler @handandler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The boyars are like, *so* bad

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HanDandler @handandler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Upgrade to the new Mac OS to get the nice big round corners on apps that I kept seeing on Fiancee's macbook Recoil in horror at how fucking stupid liquid glass looks on macbook

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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026

i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups

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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 24/09/2026

I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooooooooooooooong Hijab inspired secular accessorization

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HanDandler @handandler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

All I'll say is I didn't need a book to teach me the proper technique

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Brad Kerr @bradkerr.net · 24/09/2026

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN COLTRANE 100 YEARS OLD TODAY. LISTEN TO "ASCENSION." FILL YOUR HOME WITH THE SOUNDS OF BEAUTIFUL SPIRITUAL HONKING

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HanDandler @handandler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Microsoft/XBOX is basically just this meme now, but if it was somehow all three

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Athul K. Acharya @athul.acharya.cc · 23/09/2026

You voted for your daughter’s death and it should torment you until you meet your own

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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Back in November 2024 the smart boy pundits were talking about how the Democrats needed to moderate to win back voters. But they forgot this: Trump is a moron who will fuck everything up and the GOP are ghouls who will double down on their most unpopular policies in the least popular possible ways

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HanDandler @handandler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Psht, loads of super smart people have friends by the names of *checks notes* ....PJ and Squee

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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026

impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The first on what will be the very long list of Things We Did Not Mention to Attorney Generals When Negotiating the Merger

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HanDandler @handandler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

God, CNN is absolute dogshit now I've said it a million time, but I just do not understand who could watch Enten's buffoonish calisthenics routine and over-exaggerated emoting and think to themselves "Yes, this is quality television, let alone something that passes as news" Clown shit for boomers.

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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The way to look at this is George bush is trying to help Donald trump retain power on the Hill

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Brian Marron @brianmarron.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Not just him.

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HanDandler @handandler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just played through my first run of FTL: Multiverse. Got walloped in the second sector because I had the gall to attempt a quest lol. I got it running on the Pixel Fold, so now I've always got [a crazy new upgrade of] one of my favorite games of all time in my pocket. The future is neat sometimes.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

getting ready to go solve a murder on the orient express with this guy

georgiecowboy on ig a hairy brown dog groomed to have a handlebar mustache

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HanDandler @handandler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Whether or not our current exploration of AI tech is on a path to lead to some version of AGI, the fact that this dumb old fucking moron is in charge when pretty significant developments are occurring along those lines is a real shame, to say the least

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HanDandler @handandler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Lmao what a whiny bitch he is

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HanDandler @handandler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Can't imagine something like that happening here Unless of course you pay attention to all the low-follower doomers that don't seem to do all that much except to try and convince morons that it's all already over and we shouldn't even bother voting, in which case, that's definitely happening here

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

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Tilmon Edwards (Dirigo) @tilmonedwards.com · 21/09/2026

You're telling me that I'm not highly paid because I'm extremely smart and cool and fun to be around? It's a purely transactional relationship based on my ability to deliver solutions that allow the company to hire fewer people? And my employer does not care if those solutions are computer programs?

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HanDandler @handandler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

One of the funniest single moments in a show full of incredibly funny moments

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