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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LLM (Large Line Man) solves math problem
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Alexander Supertramp @axel67.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Vårdpersonal - vi gör det lilla extra ✊🖤 www.svt.se/nyheter/loka...
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Vårdbiträdet Birat brottade ner misstänkte mördaren: ”Slog honom så han släppte kniven”
Under onsdagsförmiddagen hörde vårdbiträdet Birat skrik på Bellevuegården i Malmö. När hon sprang ut på torget såg hon en man med en kniv. – Jag slog honom så att han släppte kniven, säger Birat.
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Richie @webhackan.de · 08/10/2026
Skön lirare med erfarenhet av reportrar: - Om Sverige lägger en beställning före årsskiftet, när kommer de ha leveranser då? – Det kan jag inte säga, för då rapporterar du det. Skeppen levereras 2030. Så låt oss säga 2030. Det är politiskt korrekt. www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/p1...
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Miljardköpet kan komma utan vapen: ”Förvånad”
PARIS. Det finns en risk att Sveriges nya mångmiljardfregatter levereras utan sina viktigaste vapen. Ingen beställning på robotarna är lagd. – När du lägger en ny order tar det mycket längre tid, säg...
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Myra Åhbeck Öhrman 🧢 @myrannosaurus.doomscroll.se · 02/10/2026
Någon sa att Thiel numera ser ut som den där killen i en zombiefilm som kallsvettigt försöker intala alla andra om att han inte alls blivit biten, och det är en fantastisk beskrivning.
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Sara Stylbäck Vesa @saravesa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gud vad jag önskar att det i många redaktionella rum och typ hos alla politiker på nationell nivå sätts upp två stora skyltar: KAN DET VARA EN PSYOP? och VAR INTE EN NYTTIG IDIOT. Kanske en tredje: TÄNK FÖRST, PUBLICERA SEN
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Signe Krantz @signekrantz.swifties.social · 25/09/2026
Allt är en konspiration om man inte förstår hur något fungerar.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You can see from the photo that boat's tipped too far right
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Kevin Rothrock @kevinrothrock.me · 17/09/2026
If you think you're having a bad day, ponder the "protest-voting strategies" available to Russian oppositionists and know that your situation could always be more pathetic. meduza.io/en/feature/2...
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Grodaeu @groda.eu · 08/09/2026
Tycker ändå svenska valrörelsen är lite sympatisk. Alla politiker är på semester till mitten av augusti och sen bara "Jävlar jag kollade almanackan det är ju val jättesnart!"
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Spooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I love re-upping this: for decades the main library at UCLA had the generic name University Research Library because the person most responsible for getting it built was an English professor named Hugh G. Dick and the university refused to name it after him.
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Robert Simmon @rsimmon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am having a particularly frustrating week, so here’s one of the best things I’ve ever done. The eruption of Sarychev Peak in the Aleutian Islands, seen by the crew of the space station. www.nasa.gov/image-articl...
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Take Aanstoot @storklompen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This was the best thread on xitter and now it is here and even better. All you really want to know about hippos.
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 31/08/2026
is "odin" a corruption of "woden", which is itself a corruption of "whoa, dan"? i'm just asking questions. who IS this great and amazing dan that inspires us all to say "whoa"?? www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: Happy Monday, everyone! Or should I say...

T-Rex: ...happy MOONday?T-Rex: The day IS named after the moon, and I FERVENTLY BELIEVE that the world would be a better place if we went back to the namesakes, instead of our CORRUPTED versions. Instead of Tuesday: Tīw's Day, the day of the Norse god of one-on-one combat during battles! AWESOME.
T-Rex: Can't wait for THAT.T-Rex: And instead of Wednesday, Woden's Day - celebrating ODIN!
Utahraptor: A.K.A. Woden.
T-Rex: A.K.A. Woden!

T-Rex: Thursday is Thor's Day, Friday is Frigg's Day - FRIG, she rules - Saturday is Saturn's Day, and Sunday is Sun's Day, but we will now REALLY hit that "'s" so it's clear when we say it.
Utahraptor: And you think the world will improve?
T-Rex: Absolutely!Narrator: AND THUS:
Off panel: Thank God it's Friday!
T-Rex: As for me, I'LL be thanking ODIN it's FRIGG'S DAY!
Off panel: I didn't know that was allowed.
Off panel: ...Why I am suddenly mourning all the years I wasted not knowing that was allowed??
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Myra Åhbeck Öhrman 🧢 @myrannosaurus.doomscroll.se · 31/08/2026
Även om vi bortser från risken med hallucinationer eller misstag, är det ett jättestort problem om ingen kan hållas ansvarig för agerande i krig, inte tvingas förklara sina val utan bara kan falla tillbaka på att skylla på AI. Det här problemet gäller f.ö. inte bara krigssituationer.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
AI can never replace real stock images Someone dreamed these up and had the courage to hire actors and make them real
Stock pic of a man caressing a skeleton with a bad wig. Is it his wife? We'll never knowStock pic of a doctor digging something out of a guy's ass like he's reeling in Moby dickStock pic of a guy in a suit with a balaclava holding an axe and a clockStock pic of someone about to run over a kid
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
When you first start running you will feel like shit, gassed, smoked, and exhausted. But if you keep at it, you can feel like shit, gassed, smoked, and exhausted much further from where you started.
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Halvtaskig @halvtaskig.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Robert Gustavsson med illern Göran
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Fruktansvärda fel på regnet @axljka.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Det blev ett mejl.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill
How long has it been since you've seen the original "Jurassic Park"?

SAM NEILL The last time I watched it in its totality was sitting beside Princess Di at Leicester Square at the London opening.
On the other side of me was my son Tim - he was 11 and completely swept away by it, but about the time the T-Rex turns up, Tim started to fart. And the draft was drifting across me to royalty! I spent the whole film in a muck sweat, thinking, "Princess Di is being exposed to the horrors of a little boy's fart, but she's going to think it's me. I am going to be subliminally blamed for my son's crimes, and I don't think she'll talk to me afterwards." But she was well brought up and never mentioned it.
JEFF GOLDBLUM I love that story, Sam.
I've heard him tell that a couple of times, and it's just amazing the lengths that he will go to still blame the boy.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
What if this is the one that’s right
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
>wake up >global security architecture has degraded further >go to sleep >global security architecture has degraded further >wake up >global security architecture has degraded further >go to sleep >global security architecture has degraded further
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🔻Grundbulten @grundbult.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Moderaterna gör det där som mobilmonopolbolagen gör när de låtsas konkurrera om abonnemang: "endast 149 kr i mån" *gäller de 6 första månaderna vid 36 mån bindningstid
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Basse @bassesbasta.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Så det känns lite jobbigt när ens dryga grannar i väst blir ännu odrägligare pga fotbollsframgångar? Hälsningar från Finland
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Militär Debatt @militardebatt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
När varje ny uppgift sägs ta “bara tio minuter” blir den samlade kostnaden osynlig. Mängden småuppgifter gör den totala belastningen orimlig och de som får bära konsekvenserna är chefer på lägre nivå. militardebatt.com/2026/07/02/h...
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Hur tio minuter blev fyrtio timmar
När varje ny uppgift sägs ta “bara tio minuter” blir den samlade kostnaden osynlig. Mängden småuppgifter gör den totala belastningen orimlig och de som får bära konsekvenserna är chefer på lägre ni…
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Jyoti Mishra @jyotimishra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Well, that was a fucking ride.
A cropped screenshot of an article section titled "Gary Larson cartoon incident" from a Tumblr page. The text describes a controversy involving a Far Side cartoon and Jane Goodall. 

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Gary Larson cartoon incident

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 In 1987 Gary Larson published a Far Side cartoon of two chimpanzees grooming, in which one discovers a blonde hair and says, "Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"[127] The Jane Goodall Institute called the cartoon an "atrocity" in a letter drafted by its lawyers to Larson and his syndicate. Goodall, who was in Africa at the time, later found the cartoon amusing.[128] 

She went on to name it her favourite depiction of herself in pop culture.[129] Larson offered profits from sales of a shirt featuring the cartoon to the Jane Goodall Institute.[130] 

Goodall wrote the preface to The Far Side Gallery 5, detailing her version of the controversy.[131] She praised Larson's creative ideas, which often compare and contrast the behaviour of humans and animals. 

In 1988 Larson visited Goodall's research facility in Tanzania.[128] While there, he was attacked by a chimpanzee named Frodo.[127][132]
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/05/2026
and a very happy Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May to you all
An illustration of the Glorious Twenty Fifth of May, with a banner saying Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably priced love! And a hard-boiled egg!

the background is a lilac blossom, a hard boiled egg and an ankh-morpork city watch badge
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
hello, interpol? i'd like to report a crime
a screenshot of a "double hot dog - $1.75" from IKEA: two hot dogs in one bun
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Adam von Friesendorff @farbrokado.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Inom mig finns två vargar
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
those movies where people keep filming the monster are unrealistic, we said, nobody's that dumb and reckless in reality
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Waffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Clausewitz definitely aged better than Jomini but there's some parts of Clausewitz that feel like the military equivalent of "assume a frictionless vacuum"
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Susanne Sjöstedt @solsjo.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Rasism ju.
”Fylleskandal i Finlands OS-trupp - skickas hem omedelbart”
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
“I grab my keys, I grab a coat, and drive over,” Knutson told me. “I barely park my car and I’m running out screaming and crying, ‘You stole a fucking flower from a dead woman. Like, are any of you human anymore?’”
I arrived in Minneapolis 11 days after an ICE agent shot Good in the face. Her picture was hanging like a religious icon on windows and walls all over the city. To many who had not already become involved, her death was a call to action.

One of those latecomers was a 46-year-old documentary filmmaker named Chad Knutson. On the morning after Good was killed, he was at home with his two hound dogs, watching a live feed from the Whipple Building, where ICE is based, a five-minute drive from his house. A protester had laid a rose on a makeshift memorial to Good. As Knutson watched, an ICE agent took the rose, put it in his lapel, and then mockingly gave it to a female ICE agent. They both laughed.

Knutson told me he had never been a protester. It seemed pointless, or just a way for people to expiate their sense of guilt. But when he saw those ICE agents laughing, something broke inside him.

“I grab my keys, I grab a coat, and drive over,” Knutson told me. “I barely park my car and I’m running out screaming and crying, ‘You stole a fucking flower from a dead woman. Like, are any of you human anymore?’”
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Markus @strflt.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Inte nu, stora penisen. Världen är tillräckligt skrämmande som den är.
Rubrik: Så hotfull är en stor penis – skrämmer andra män.
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Isobel Hadley-Kamptz @isobelhk.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Att den verkliga militären har på sig dagisvästar och delar ut kaffe för att visa att de inte är del av den paramilitära ockupationen
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 25/01/2026
Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
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Matt Baldwin @thisbrokenwheel.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The ghosts of multiple generations of medieval alchemists all just simultaneously sprung from their graves with a chorus of "I told you so!"
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.
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Isthun @isthunthebalrog.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Sto Lat-ass post
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People's Government of the Pelargir Commune 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
yes allow me to put it bluntly: the rest of the world believes in stand your ground international law
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Andreas Braw @andreasbraw.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Vi sitter på stora mängder kommunikatörer, men klarar inte av att kommunicera med oss själva. Istället ska även detta, att förmedla och svara på frågor kring centralt fattade beslut, göras av chefer. Men UTAN att använda externa kanaler!
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Militär Debatt @militardebatt.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I en organisation som ska byggas upp i ett hisnande tempo måste ansvar utkrävas av chefsskiktet. Att skylla på andra eller att upprätthålla ineffektiva system duger inte, skriver @andreasbraw.bsky.social i en replik till Håkan Silverup. militardebatt.com/2025/12/25/v...
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Vem bär vad och i vilken hand?
I en organisation som ska byggas upp i ett hisnande tempo måste ansvar utkrävas av chefsskiktet. Att skylla på andra eller att upprätthålla ineffektiva system duger inte, skriver Andreas Braw i en …
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Alex Voronov @alexvoronov.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Stöd det här nätverket. Det är fortfarande många ukrainare i Sverige som lever i fattigdom. Riksdagen har bestämt att ukrainska flyktingar inte folkbokförs omedelbart när de får skydd utan måste vänta ett år. Under tiden ska de som inte arbetar leva på högst 71 kr/dag. bsky.app/profile/slav...
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