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hockey player, disaster cyclist. it’s cool to get on the computer, but don’t let the computer get on you.

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 09/10/2026
The Princess Bride of Chucky
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 02/10/2026
I try to keep in mind that the true doomism comes mostly from the people described in this thread (which means there are many reasons to be very concerned, just not the ones they think there are!!!) skywriter.blue/@segyges.bsk...
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I'm back, I missed you all. Since this is an important subject I know too much about, here's a 🧵 explaining that AI Safety Is Mostly A Sex Cult. I don't think these people should make policy. (1/?...
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Angus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would be much more likely to visit the Lucas museum if there was a secret room, decked out to look like a slightly messy apartment, that was just a gallery full of pictures of Carrie Fisher having a nice time.
Carrie fisher and Meryl Streep  in 1991 at a party. They booth have blonde bobs and Carrie is urgently feeding Meryl chocolate cakeCarrie Fisher with short dark/res hair and. Black dress at a party in 1990 she is holding a cigarette and is doing a silly duck face with her hands to her ears. Tom hanks stands behind her Carrie fisher and Harrison ford at a party in someone’s apartment - I’m guessing around 2003?

She holds him close with her face in his chest and they both stare with faux, scandalous intensity into the camera Carrie fisher (black dress) and Margot Kidder (white blouse -
Holding a drink) at a party around 1980 if I had to guess they’re both smiling like crazy - it looks like Margot just told a funny story
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 23/09/2026
In pajama pants!
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 17/09/2026
i need them to reboot Veep just for this mitch mcconnell storyline
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ve, the ghost of info past @vortexegg.com · 16/09/2026
Give me high-speed rail, colorful translucent shells, physical clacky buttons, municipal solar co-ops, and personally issued EMPs.
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ve, the ghost of info past @vortexegg.com · 16/09/2026
The smart phone and the personal digital assistant not as liberatory devices, but as an ankle monitor for your mind.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
spirit halloween is JOINING the ed sheeran tour
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dividing up AI users in 3 categories: Wizard: approaches AI academically & with appropriate guards & wards. Treats it like a tool. Warlock: Makes a pact for power with an alien entity without considering the costs. Is corrupted by the whispers. Cleric: worships their new machine god. Is insane.
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Beautiful Bizarre Magazine @beautifulbizarre.net · 29/08/2026
Pure fairy tale magic in this vibrant, furry neon creature brought to life by Anya Boz.
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 28/08/2026
@jortsthecat.bsky.social JORTS MERCH 🚨🚨🚨
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 22/08/2026
@leavittalone.bsky.social new big friend and small friend just dropped
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 19/08/2026
another reason of the many to mourn catherine o‘hara‘s passing: no moira rose cameo in this
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 18/08/2026
“ok, everybody” [the wigs lining the borders of the screen open their mouths and eyes, revealing themselves to be muppets, and start singing the all-sing part]
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Dating apps are dying. Meet-cutes struggle to be reborn. Now is the time of rec sports leagues
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
woke 2 princes kneel before you that's what I said now
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 26/07/2026
journey
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
like and share if you have ever seen a bug
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西村ツチカ @tsuchika.com · 21/07/2026
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Thomas @thomaslstrickland.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
ACAB includes VAR.
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 11/07/2026
literally whatever is around. chaotic neutral hog dog enthusiast
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 04/07/2026
was that the soccer equivalent of pulling the goalie??
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
we need refs who were grown in a lab and have been entirely sequestered from anyone connected to FIFA or a sports betting operation
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 03/07/2026
🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 23/06/2026
oh to be an invisible creature giving cary a couple of double oinks
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 16/06/2026
ok
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 15/06/2026
downhill icecross
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 07/06/2026
I wonder if “vampires can’t be seen in mirrors” is related to this - people in days of yore experiencing hallucinations that can‘t be seen in a mirror but instead of deducing that it’s not real, it enters folklore as a trait of a mythical creature
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 02/06/2026
Track Inspection Car sighting! Not as fun as the Vaktrak tbh
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 18/05/2026
If your town has a used bike shop, go there! You'll get a great bike for much less money, help keep bike stuff out of landfills, and likely be supporting a nonprofit and/or cool local business
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 09/05/2026
gay-les of november
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 07/05/2026
give him a kiss 😚
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 07/05/2026
happy Tom Holland stormwater management day to all who celebrate.
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 07/05/2026
You are not going to like this book if you didn’t like Moby-Dick. But if you liked Moby-Dick and also you wish poor horny little Ishmael got to actually get railed on the page sometimes you’re going to LOVE this book
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 05/05/2026
[nodding] sapphic moby-dick in space
screenshot of the Libby app showing the cover of Hell’s Heart by Alexis Hall, with the description “sapphic moby-dick in space”
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 17/06/2025
Live video of a CEO putting A.I. technology to good use at his high-pressure job
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 30/04/2026
Leaves of Grass can fuck all the way off and I still maintain that Walty would have wanted me to blow off my homework to do gay stuff in a single-sex high school dorm instead
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 29/04/2026
love living in the future
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 21/04/2026
when you have unfathomable amounts of money you stop needing community, because you can just spend money on things that give you the illusion of having all your needs met
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 20/04/2026
I think if I try to count it for real, it’s more like one and two and there and four and one and two and three- buuuuuuuuum
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 20/04/2026
1 2 3 1 2 3 1 2 1 2 3 4 1, buuuuuuuuuuum
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 15/04/2026
There’s a setting in outlook to turn off Copilot and it keeps turning itself back on, multiple times a day. In the mobile apps, this puts a Copilot button where the Compose Email button usually is
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 11/04/2026
@monteiro.bsky.social (so you can undo your reskeet if desired)
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 11/04/2026
Noodles did not care about splashdown but he was captivated by the recovery helicopters
a tabby cat facing away from the camera, watching the image projected on the wall intently. in the projected image, a helicopter prepares to airlift an integrity crew member off of the raft in the pacific ocean
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 11/04/2026
“The work was good, they did it right“ 😭
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 09/04/2026
Saw this while heading home from a midnight-to-8. Welcome to the club!
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