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abb-8

@hairboat.com
481 followers 165 following 257 posts

hockey player, disaster cyclist. it’s cool to get on the computer, but don’t let the computer get on you.

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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 15/06/2026
downhill icecross
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 05/05/2026
[nodding] sapphic moby-dick in space
screenshot of the Libby app showing the cover of Hell’s Heart by Alexis Hall, with the description “sapphic moby-dick in space”
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 11/04/2026
Noodles did not care about splashdown but he was captivated by the recovery helicopters
a tabby cat facing away from the camera, watching the image projected on the wall intently. in the projected image, a helicopter prepares to airlift an integrity crew member off of the raft in the pacific ocean
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 09/04/2026
VAKTRAK SIGHTING
photo of a train on the subway tracks but it’s not a passenger train, it looks freighty and says VAKTRAK on the side Photo of the connection between two of the vaktrak’s cars. It’s a sealed chute of some kind, I assume for blowing trash from one car to the next the rear car of the VAKTRAK which appears to consist only of a shitload of batteries
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 11/03/2026
great cat, here also is a picture of my cat
a tabby cat named noodles curled up so tight you can’t even see his paws, it’s not certain he even has any, that’s how curled up he is. snoozing with closed eyes and using tail for a pillow.
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 07/03/2026
me reading your posts
a painting of a lady in a black ruffly dress with matching hat. she is sitting in a wicker chair before an abstract garden scape. she is probably embroidering something but the object in her hand sorta looks like a smartphone viewed from the side. she is looking up at the viewer with a blasé expression
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 08/10/2025
we call everything [food item] Jennifer, in homage to:
screenshot of a bsky post from @scumbelievable.bsky.social: “ dreamed i was in charge of christmas dinner and had to make a dish called "Chicken Jennifer", a roast chicken with a wig of spaghetti made to resemble beautiful, flowing blond locks. it was stuffed with croutons, cream cheese, and had a tiny cornish game hen peeking out of its butt cavity”
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 04/10/2025
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 15/08/2025
society if it were socially acceptable for straight cis men to be bottoms
the image of a futuristic paradise that people often use with this meme fomat. the grass is green, the sky is steely blue, the sun is shining, flying cars whoosh people around between futuristic buildings
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 08/07/2025
tapestry by @iconfactory.com isn’t google reader but it’s as close as you can get in 2025. this handful of feeds is helping me keep doomscroll screen time down to a dull roar, while staying informed on stuff i need to know AND/OR want to know, all while not supporting any fascist fuckheads
a screenshot of my feeds list in the tapestry app: defector, NOAA GOES19 satellite images, hell gate, mike monteiro’s good news, pop heist, the city NYC news, and the onion
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 11/06/2025
[trailer voice] coming this fall, john krasinski is… HURRICANE ZEKE (or at least he would be if nonprofits had the money to make propaganda films)
picture of an airplane seat back entertainment screen zoomed in to the thumbnail poster of 13 Hours, a movie about john krasinski looking very serious playing with guns or whatever
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 18/12/2024
if you’re cold, carolyn’s cold @katefeetie.bsky.social
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 25/09/2024
, a thing that is normal to want and possible to achieve,
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 18/01/2024
Employee of the month
A white cat with orange spots on his face and a blue collar with a bell. He sits on top of a case of Coors Light, a throne of kings from which he rules over the deli down the street from my house
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 01/01/2024
My last and almost definitely best accomplishment of 2023 💪
I painted my closet a nice deep blue and managed to correctly install a bunch of elfa drawers and shelves. This is a picture of the finished-ish project - no clothes in there yet and still a dropcloth on the floor - but it’s definitely getting there!!
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 13/12/2023
action shot
a full body shot of me belting my goddamn heart out to "i'm the only one" by melissa etheridge
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 11/11/2023
A gray tabby cat with white splotches sitting on a light gray couch with his legs splayed out like a total weirdo, making his best “no thoughts head empty” face
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 30/10/2023
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 30/10/2023
I’ve been googling because I forgot who everyone is and
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 22/09/2023
ooh yeah, come on baby
packet of headphones from delta. text on the package says “reuse me” and “plug in tune out”. and i think those sound pretty sexual tbh
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 17/07/2023
thank god it’s
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abb-8 @hairboat.com · 17/07/2023
the overwhelming urge to ultrahand these objects together
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