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Robert

@guydebored.bsky.social
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Attorney! With interest in James Joyce, ancient written language, and humankind development—especially late Bronze Age and early Iron Age Europe & Near East. Sometimes in Northern Virginia, sometimes in Zürich. he/him

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Derek Thompson @dkthomp.bsky.social · 15h
we may have a problem
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Saw a tweet that said “is it a great album or did it just come out when you were 15” and I have never been able to parse that. Regardless! I wore out the tape on my cassette or the shine on my CD or the bits on my MP3 with this one. Center of Attention was my moody boy top 10 freshman year college.
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was about to correct AiredOnTVToday because the miniseries aired Feb 1989 but didn’t know there is not only a TV show by 4 other miniseries—not counting the one Netflix is developing.
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Seen the 1990-1991 cartoon version of “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventures”
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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 26/09/2026
He may be the only one in it for the love of aliens and battles on the astral plane and not for the real estate fraud, attempts to overthrow the government, and sex crimes.
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Jennifer P. Mushrooms @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the devil's haircut is on my mind.
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She locked a “slow” person in an abandoned RV bathroom and peaced out! She is an unlikeable villain and I don’t get why the other characters don’t treat her that way.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 26/09/2026
HELLO REDDITORS Please, I beg of you, join my second-ever Reddit AMA, which is happening at 3pm ET today in r/Beck I need friendly voices asking questions!! Thanks!!!!
reddit.com
From the Beck community on Reddit: Event Announcement: AMA with Josephine Riesman, author of “The Last Temptation of Beck,” on September 26.
Explore this post and more from the Beck community
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Holy shit I did it… Wordle 1,925 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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OκULTRA XP🧿, writer for The Economist @0kultra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I lowkey think that Musk will be the first person actually killed by a LLM
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“TWO MCFLYS, WITH THE SAME GUN” Thomas F. Wilson nailed that role
Donald Trump lookin’ Biff Tannen (played by Wilson) with a hard stare, in the tub with ladies on either side.
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is some “Kid I own the police” supervillain Biff Tannen in Sports Almanac 1985 ass shit
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29 U.S.C. § 157 @organizingpower.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You, sir, are a complete moron.
Moderator, Kristen Soltis Anderson
You all voted for President Trump in 2024. When he won, what were you hoping was going to come from that?
Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources
The things that were promised, which was affordable ving, cheaper groceries and a better cost of living.
Day one, eggs will be affordable. I think a lot of us believed him. I believed him. And unfortunately, what he said is no different than wnat a lot of other politicians say. They're saying the right things to get your vote.
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m a massive Beck fan who knew he was Scientology adjacent since that interview in 2005. I love his music and 1) hoped it was just vestigial family ties and 2) buried my head in the sand a bit on the topic. This article makes clear he was a full-on Xenuist with a personal Sea Org coterie.
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
1) Maine has been considered Dems’ 2nd plumpest pickup opportunity, seen as necessary to retake the Senate 2) it’s possible Dems win Ohio, Iowa, and even Texas but get Gideoned again in Maine
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Men have children because they want a captive audience for their cringe
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
US10Y rising anew this AM
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Blouisiana? 👀 👀
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Winner of the “double take at the band name award,” and not a bad song to boot open.spotify.com/track/23q9Mx...
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I'm Gonna
Pinky Tuscadero's WhiteKnuckle AssFuck · Halfway to Honkey Heaven · Song · 2004
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Blue Virginia @bluevirginia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mostly agreed with @chaznuttycombe.bsky.social on the ratings at this point; maybe tweak VA01 from "Tossup" to "Tilt R?" As for VA01 and VA02 being bluer than 2025, remember that Spanberger WON BOTH THOSE DISTRICTS, so that bodes VERY well for Luria and Taylor! bluevirginia.us/2026/09/virg...
Chaz Nuttycombe:

"An overall look at VA early in-person voting by CD when compared to the 2025 same-day equivalent. Note that this is EARLY, but...

VA-1: 0-1 pts bluer than 2025
VA-2: 2-3 pts bluer than 2025
VA-5: 10-11 pts bluer than 2025 (WTF)

Personal VA Congressional Ratings

VA-3/4/7/8/10/11: Solid D
VA-2: Likely D
VA-1: Toss-Up
VA-5: Tilt R ◀️
VA-6/9: Solid R"
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
youtu.be/f3dwoqx3BGo?...
youtu.be
Meat Sandwich by GWAR (1995)
YouTube video by Miscellaneous Debris
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Threads is astoundingly good. The pacing and intrigue of the first half are captivating. The second half is a testament to sci-fi realism: the post-nuclear apocalypse is not thrilling. There are no slick bandits or cool gun fights. Just decay, starvation, severe illness, loss, and monotony.
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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
he's talked on the podcast about how people have approached him on the street asking for pictures or autographs because they think he's Nathan Fielder
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whitney @heyitswhitney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
missing nathan's joie de vivre
static.klipy.com
Nathan For You: Great Idea, I Love Compliments
Alt: Nathan For You: Great Idea, I Love Compliments
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dad taking his family to the worst amusement park ever:
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve decided that Eyes Wide Shut is a bad movie. Which is unfortunate because I have spent a lot of time not only engaging with but rooting for it.
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Al-Shaair is a gem bsky.app/profile/guyd...
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
8yo: can I say the C word? Me: sure… 8yo: crap
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There’s a big account that I find annoying but I don’t want to start beef so I’ll anonymize his profile pic
Micah whatshisname with the prominent jaw cartoon avi, but his eyes are blacked out
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is like when I heard my firm does environmental law, I thought “wow, very progressive.” But…
Hayden Christianson meme with Portman saying “in favor of the environment right?”
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
writing “boo 👎” in the margin next to the slurs in Finnegans Wake so people know that I’m not in favor of them
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
That’s not icing 😣
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We had a Billy and Teddy! Billy (left) has since passed.
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Telling my kids this was the Hatman
WB dancing ragtime frog with top hat and cane doing the “hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gal” thing
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Alex A. Pagliuca @alexpagliuca.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bong Joon-ho has made three full on masterpieces, and this is one of them. It's an incredible film, for what it is, and what it's not, in equal measure.
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The two things I won’t abide on my tl: 1) Racism 2) Conspiracy theories centered around Kurt Cobain writing Hole’s album “Live Through This”
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Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's only real vice if it comes from Miami.
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*someone posts about how much they gamble, hire prostitutes, and consume excessive alcohol* Me responding: cool vice signaling 🙄
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
20yo me would be exceedingly proud but not impressed
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today is the 15th anniversary of Occupy Wall Street! I remember the hope, that protest and mass solidarity were on the brink of effecting real change. I was at Occupy Miami when the tents went up and went down. It’s also how i got on twitter, hence the Society and Spectacle handle 🤓 #OccupyWallSt
Adbusters “ad” for #OCCUPYWALLSTREET, slogan “What is our one demand?” September 17th, Bring Tent. Ballerina atop the Wall Street Bull, hazy riot imagery in the backgroundIWW General Strike poster, red black and white, cartoon “wildcat”Riot policing shutting down Occupy Miami
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I can believe Talarico is up on Paxton because Paxton is such disgusting little worm. Every anecdote or opinion I hear from even conservative Texans is negative. (My sampling is admittedly biased.) But Abbott losing or coming close to losing seems far-fetched.
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MajorFlake @majorflake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just being groped by a guy who offered me a car ride and then blocked me from getting out of his car caused me so much distress that I started injuring my skin for a couple of years. Even things that seem small can have a really bad effects when it comes to anything involving sexual imposition
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
youtu.be/2gMjJNGg9Z8?...
youtu.be
Unedited Footage of a Bear | Infomercials | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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James “Vamp” Fleet @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I got to work on the Paramount lot for one of my first jobs in LA, and it was amazing and humbling to walk past plaques on soundstages that detailed which films shot there and when. And to remember that as much as this is a business, it’s also in service of art and humanity. FUCK David Ellison.
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Denys Beecher @dbeecher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever gotten to cross examine an 'expert' witness with a pat, pre-scripted response when asked about their statistical methodology but who doesn't actually understand that methodology?
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Financial tabloids are like: Warsh Tells Trump Take a Hike
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was mildly disappointed to hear he was doing the Resident Evil reboot because I wanted him to maintain the indie spirit underlying Barbarians and Weapons. Dude made a smart play though: if you make 3 smash hits in a row you’re gold. He can have $150+ million and final cut to do anything.
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
1) Zach Cregger is a stellar director 2) He was in my sister’s class in middle school and my brother was good friends with his brother 3) This is him in the “disruptive business meeting poop” skit from his Whitest Kids U Know days.
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