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Robert

@guydebored.bsky.social
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Attorney! With interest in James Joyce, ancient written language, and humankind development—especially late Bronze Age and early Iron Age Europe & Near East. Sometimes in Northern Virginia, sometimes in Zürich. he/him

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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Report” doing a lot here. Hanania’s tweet notwithstanding, this interview is a humdinger. The guy seems mentally incapacitated and his recounting of a trip to heaven is treated like on-the-ground reporting. His mention let alone emphasis on Jesus’s masculinity would seem overt parody.
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Righteous Gemstones is a documentary
Adam Devine (Kelvin) leading his ripped “god squad” across a tarmac
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think your 2018 numbers are wrong or flipped.
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@jessicakali.bsky.social you two should be best friends
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“TWO MCFLYS, WITH THE SAME GUN” Thomas F. Wilson nailed that role
Donald Trump lookin’ Biff Tannen (played by Wilson) with a hard stare, in the tub with ladies on either side.
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What about Andy Greenwald from The Watch podcast? (And writer on the new Harry Potter show but we don’t need to get into that.
Alleged Nathan Fielder doppelgänger Andy Greenwald
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There’s a big account that I find annoying but I don’t want to start beef so I’ll anonymize his profile pic
Micah whatshisname with the prominent jaw cartoon avi, but his eyes are blacked out
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is like when I heard my firm does environmental law, I thought “wow, very progressive.” But…
Hayden Christianson meme with Portman saying “in favor of the environment right?”
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We had a Billy and Teddy! Billy (left) has since passed.
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Telling my kids this was the Hatman
WB dancing ragtime frog with top hat and cane doing the “hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gal” thing
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today is the 15th anniversary of Occupy Wall Street! I remember the hope, that protest and mass solidarity were on the brink of effecting real change. I was at Occupy Miami when the tents went up and went down. It’s also how i got on twitter, hence the Society and Spectacle handle 🤓 #OccupyWallSt
Adbusters “ad” for #OCCUPYWALLSTREET, slogan “What is our one demand?” September 17th, Bring Tent. Ballerina atop the Wall Street Bull, hazy riot imagery in the backgroundIWW General Strike poster, red black and white, cartoon “wildcat”Riot policing shutting down Occupy Miami
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
1) Zach Cregger is a stellar director 2) He was in my sister’s class in middle school and my brother was good friends with his brother 3) This is him in the “disruptive business meeting poop” skit from his Whitest Kids U Know days.
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Martha Stewart 2013 tweet that just says “Oil”
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That old zany guy who’s always in US market reaction shot, wearing a “DOW 30,000” hat but with “10Y 5.00%” in red over it.
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That “tonight queen??” meme with Patrick’s tweet instead of Borat 2: “A little libidinal
thrill thanks to
a minuscule
balancing of
the cosmic
scales”
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Cartoon character and mischievous imp Booba
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I always thought Beck looked (and probably still looks?) Keebler Elfish when accepting his Grammy in 2015
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Simpsons game at a fair called “Yard Work Simulator” that Bart and Lisa plead to play just after they are bummed Marge was making them do yard work at home.Screencap of text quote by Vonnegut:

cop and tell him about it. Anyway, I address the envelope to Carol in Woodstock. I stamp the envelope and mail it in a mailbox in front of the post office, and I go home. And I’ve had a hell of a good time. And I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you any different.         

Electronic communities build nothing. You wind up with nothing. We’re dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go do something. [Gets up and dances a jig.]
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Found this photo during move-in cleaning and 1) I love it, really cool to look at old photos and feel love for myself, and 2) I’m so happy I have a photo with these two posters I made!! Both are lost to of time. After David Lynch died I did a hard search for the Eraserhead.
Selfie of/by me (the self in this instance), c. 2007, curly blonde locks like Shirley Temple. Pink sunglasses. Two works of art by me in the background: both are two-toned, the first B&W of the Ersaserhead poster (the most famous one). The second is red & black, of two women having sex with each other.
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sarah from The Amazing World of Gumball
A cartoon ice cream cone named Sarah
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Post a perfect album from the 2000s (2000-2009)
Album cover for The Information by Beck. The CD came with stickers to make your own cover art.
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Southland Tales (2007, dir. Richard Kelly)
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
No parking! Violators will be Toad.
Toad from Mariokart lol
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I want it to be The Information by Beck but, sadly, it’s Modern Guilt by Beck
Modern Guilt album cover, B&W picture of the bottom half of two people with wires running on the ground they are standing on
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Dominique Swain in Face/Off
Swain lying on her stomach, in her underwear bottoms, on a cordless phone, smoking a cigarette, nose ring
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
2001 Space Odyssey, close up of face as it travels through the colorful portal
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
CNN right now
CNN too story: “Democratic establishment roars back as David Crowley clinches Wisconsin victory”
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Incredible. I ordered Book of the Dark a couple days ago. I hear John’s work is one of ~5 that are indispensable to get FW. I just googled his obit. Condolences on the loss of your friend. Fritz Senn is whom I’m meeting with Aug. 30. I get star-struck easily so I just hope I don’t embarrass myself 😵‍💫
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I would normally never pop in to say “check out my poetry” but the draft I’m working on uses both “milksop” (in a ye olde spelling) and puns/references to sighs and breath! Cool coincidence, I think we’re synchronizing. Now I just need to fit in size and scythes, and maybe tithes and assizes 👀
Jambic FiVefoot stages of greave
Integral poemwise, rightmeter grange
Ñàmbi cock homies, milkesopt debrief
Drawersove prosession one touches pristime
Fashion andweard, recalcitrant romp
Quarterroy trowses the mange and the minge
Banque quhence Basque houses the Manx banks Þorn aplunder
Exchequer raum looker kickshaw baum tock
Waldgravine icon sprite, ferrous phonographite
Baalbaal black feet warships the mayhole
Oui egal non, godwebb clad Nicholmas
Orge ourangtide, the bloodletting slogue
Palaeolevee the elv Liffey bed
Mixt metre forste, metamaniacal swamp
Nous tufft, prufruct, ubiquitous meme
Crucus phyxiation, Athenous warp
God-loving Gautier, amening “art’s sake”
Amoral Aesop, steinboc y Steinway
Ochenaid yhwh, sicht pneu souffle
Haill we no b’liff, adroit matinee
Baillful of sorrows sow abnormity
Luhanson’s thunder enters the Mass Age
Languid confessions, ergot ermyn
Mesne is the gage, medium is the guage
Chamois cragfast gayte, the keeper of tines
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Denis Villeneuve’s Enemy was a documentary
Brown hazy Toronto skyline with giant spider as seen in Enemy
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I forgot Wally shouts out Alexandria, Virginia 🥹
Wally (played by Michael Cera), with his parents Andy and Lucy, Twin Peaks: The Return
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Watching Twin Peaks The Return and the most shocking thing I’m realizing in the premiere is how far apart Matthew Lillard’s eyes are. Is it his haircut? What’s going on here?
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Opening the vintage meme vault
Walter Sobchak cocking a pistol in The Big Lebowski saying “am I the only one around here who likes having their kids home from school”
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Little Rock (h/t @turok.bsky.social for the nickname)
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Give me 4 versions of you (these are all in my dad era, there are many many pre dad versions)
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
De La Soul, 3 Feet High and Rising
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Then there are those who prefer Rockstar Recovery Orange: uncatergorizable. New dads. Young women who enjoy a refreshing treat. Dudebros who dig Motocross. Empty nesters. Readers. Rockers. The cool. The nerds. Grandmothers. Poets. Astronauts. Day-laborers. It’s got a little something for everyone.
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Inside you there are two wolves (or whatever overused duality meme duality)
My post: “There are no Democrat judges or Republican judges only hahahaha lol just kidding, thank you for putting who appointed him in your post, it’s helpful context and saves me a trip to his wiki page.”

Above another person’s post: “I wish reporters would stop saying who appointed judges. It gives the impression that political bias is expected and, to be fair, District Courts in general have been straight, with just a handful, if that, of notable exceptions.”
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I have never ever once posted my food to a social medium but the care with which this guy made my jollof rice is making me emotional. I’m eating it now close to tears. Celestine in Zürich, next to Xenix.
Jollof rice in a heart shape, plantains, kole slaw, and chicken wings with “cocktail sauce” (what the Swiss call mayonnaise ketchup) and a red one that is Sriracha-esque.
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Better photo of our big beautiful boy
Jon Fishman standing, waving with both hands, still in trademark donuts muumuu, which is a new one I’m noticing for the first time that has shiny CR-esque donuts instead of pink!
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
So-called “cool dads” when they see this product
NPC meme, dozens of emotionless drones saying “I need this”
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The National Reviewization of WaPo Opinion in full swing
Screencap from Dominic Pino’s bio, with “National Review” highlighted.

Dominic Pino
Washington, D.C.
Editorial writer
Dominic Pino is an editorial writer for The Washington Post Opinion section. Before joining The Post in 2025, he was the economics editor at National Review. He holds a master’s degree in economics from George Mason University in Fairfax, Virginia.
Education: M.A. in Economics, George Mason University
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Ho-ly War! Ho-ly War! Ho-ly War!
Pine Tree “an appeal to heaven” flag
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“I’m going to keep investing in MAAMAN and wait for all of this to blow over”
Simon Pegg in Shaun of the Dead, raising a pint to the camera
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Robert @guydebored.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Can anyone tell me if this book is any good? I’ve had it for 30 years and am purging books.
O-ZONE by Paul Theroux.
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