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Widow’s Bae

@gustepdx.bsky.social
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He/him. Transphobes are fascists. Free Palestine. Cascadia now. You’d be surprised how easy it is to be my friend. A "stupid, selfish, sexist, man hating bitch" -- masterdepot.bsky.social

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Bradford William Davis @bwd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Distracted boyfriend but it’s Sophie Cunningham pivoting from basketball to a podcast mic
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Kelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These men make me feel sick to my stomach. Men like Michael Tracey and the rape-defending scum of the earth on that website need to burn in hell. I just hope she’s safe. Fuck.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 30/09/2026
PACK IT IN, A CISHET WHITE MAN HAD AN OK EXPERIENCE AT HIS FRAT
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Schmitt lies if he breathes. There were six games that day lol
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Dory (she/her) @dford192.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This isn't my original thought but I'm being 200% serious: Open up grief counseling to the AEW roster right fucking now. This is a very high level of grief to be dealing with. First Rebel (I know she has not passed but it's terminal), then Andy, now PAC. Watch over the Death Riders like a hawk.
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WAIT I have been reminded that it was the topic of a bar trivia question, so that would have done it!!
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh and also: it’s a good song! Ella Langley sucks tho
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is correct. Before this discourse the literal only way I knew about this song was one (1) specific person who listens to it a lot and put it on once when I was around. I guarantee you that *every* other channel by which someone thinks i would know about it is one I avoid
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As much as I loved Pluribus season one we really have to start punishing this fucking behavior
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s crazy that if history had gone very slightly differently, 3dfx would now be the biggest company in the world
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I should win the lottery so I can spend 24/7 trolling people who were on here stumping for Newsom for the last year and a half
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
youtu.be/HvW_N5p1q44 Can I say even more things without even more people getting mad
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You Can See Everything | Official Trailer HD | A24
YouTube video by A24
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You have both a Portland Fire and an Indiana Fever sticker on your car, right next to each other
Doraemon side eyeing
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
United’s attack is ASS
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Have a plumber and a drain tech at the house and they’re talking to each other and I swear the plumber is about to talk about how he got some banana bread at work today dude
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I guess we figured out why all the AI bros are freaking out
Al "actress" Tilly Norwood has an Al hallucination and starts speaking Chinese in her upcoming movie's promotional interview with Piers Morgan and human actor Tom Conti
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🎶fucked around and found out love 🎵
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nice try Branson, my parents have that first one
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Enzo was embarrassingly far from the ball he was trying to play so it’s onside” - premier league
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The PL’s explanation for the goal decision is NONSENSE United may be mediocre in this match but the scoreline should be 0-0
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Enzo is such trash man
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Aaron Lerner @aaronclerner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If Enzo Fernandez is offside, which it looks like he is, I cannot see how you can give that goal. His attempt to play the ball influences both Lisandro Martinez and the goalkeeper. And that’s before you get to Erling Haaland looking offside himself. Very strange.
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Was Enzo not involved in active play ffs (Incredible goal though)
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Should have been yellow for Fernandes and red for Foden, anyone saying anything else is nuts
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Microsoft Word: why would I EVER want to de-italicize the letter I just typed
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gonna start a Yes tribute band called Yep
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The aura on this scorebug is off the charts
Hull v Aston villa scorebug.  Hull is a great two toned orange, villa is a two-toned robins egg blue
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It feels like a cruel prank to advertise Kissimmee Florida to people living in Brighton
Brighton v Leeds, the reader boards are advertising experiencekissimmee.com
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you're in line to vote for Bsky influencers, I don't know what to tell you.
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What could go wrooooong
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm old enough to remember the first Posting Olympics and how well that ultimately turned out for everyone involved
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy pride! Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love: ☆ pansexual pansexual chavs ☆ fraysexual pomosexual homosexual women ☆ American aporagender cishet nonces ☆ aromantic poly malewifes ☆ Hispanic genderqueer gay heiresses ☆ agender furries
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SCREAMING MADi west @fauxedo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The greatest days in a Swan Boy fan’s life: when you see a huge block of newspaper text to read.
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Remember Stomp?
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Given Christopher Walken’s role and the topical lyrics, Villeneuve really missed an opportunity by not using Fatboy Slim’s Weapon of Choice as the credits music for Dune Part Two
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Cobra Space Cobra - Tout Juste Auguste!
Alt: Cobra Space Cobra - Tout Juste Auguste!
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Feeling pretty smug rn because i only use the duck duck go ai
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Okay I’m sorry but how am I just learning that they JUST CONVICTED TUPAC’S MURDERER
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I no longer want to know from MAGA what they like about Trump. It’s become much more puzzling what they like about America. Like, literally, what is it about the country you live in that you like? What makes you pro-America? Name the stuff. Point to the things.
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I want to be very clear that if you think AES’s September 11, 2021 tweet is offensive, problematic or anything but the absolute baseline of reasonable opinion, you are a chucklefuck at BEST and a fascist at worst
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 31/08/2026
robber: GIVE ME THE MONEY cashier: ok 😭😭😭 robber: PUT IN A BAG cashier: they're 25¢ now is that ok 😭😭😭
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
JUDGE DREDD <angrily holding you at gunpoint>: I am the law. You’re . . . acquitted.
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So is every restaurant in the Swan Boy universe just the opposite of whatever the hotel in John Wick is or
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
People in the 1980s love to have drapes covering a void under their kitchen sink rather than a cabinet with doors
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Enable images in DMs goddammit
Bugs bunny handing a gremlin a mallet to hit a bomb with
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Widow’s Bae @gustepdx.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Things on Threads continue to be SO fucking normal
Legit feels like Lindsay Clancy is discovering that she didn’t, in fact, do it at the same time we’re all discovering it.

I’m not an expert, but it would be scientifically impossible for her to have managed to do everything and confess to Patrick while having a core temperature of 82 degrees, a crushed spine, a crushed thyroid, and double the amount of Seroquel.

The more you look at the crime-scene physics and evidence..
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
my account got profiled in the nyt
When Older Adults Choose Life Along The Young
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BRANDON BRANDON BRANDON BRANDON BRANDON BRANDON BRANDON BRANDON @higgs-bozo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Swan boy is a beautiful man with a beautiful brain
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Damn, dude. You're telling me that when you join a fascist movement you run the risk of having the state apparatus turned against you in a factional dispute? This is the first I'm hearing of this.
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