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Gus Shepherd

@gusshepherd.bsky.social
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Professional Engineer, woodworker, astronomer , and rollercoaster enthusiast. Also a dog. Known as @gus_shepherd@furry.engineer on Mastodon. He/him/his. Pan. 40

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spooky scary renegade cut @renegadecut.com · 03/10/2026
"we can't make video games without AI" only makes sense if you think video games were invented about three years ago. anyway, here's doom played on an old calculator powered by potatoes
two hands holding a ti 84 calculator next to some potatoes with wires coming out of them
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🖌 Myandra sez: 🖍 Impeach the MF'er soon. We're waiting. @myandra.bsky.social · 22h
Poor Agatha!
One witch is asking the other why she is so sad. 
She says she can't have children
The first witch says, "Allergies aren't the end of the world."
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i’m julia barnacle, proud owner of a 12 foot tall skeleton @ladycelery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i always laugh when a recipe calls for one clove of garlic. i don’t get out of bed for fewer than three
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026
ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard
“they don’t know” meme but the man wears a NEORSD hat and stands waist deep in water with otters swimming around him. he says “they don’t know this river burned 13 times”
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 01/10/2026
not helping, @theonion.com
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's October the first! Don't forget to leave a decapitated rose and a bottle of arsenic on your windowsill for Gomez and Morticia should they come and visit.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SHIRT BY dashare.zone "TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR" - GET AT dashare.zone WEB SIGHT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
BLACK TSHRIT BY dashare.zone admin - "TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR" I AM AMERICAN , I DONT HAVE A DOCTOR WHEN I GET SICK OR HURT I GO TO A BUILDING THAT USED TO SELL FAST FOOD
DESIGN BY DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN -DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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The Obelisk @theobelisk.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
BREAKING NEWS: The Moon has issued a statement, "I'm done with this shit" and has detached itself from the Earth's orbit and appears heading into the Sun.
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Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Yaoi Lowenthal @flawedhowl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look, I get that people think this is funny, but this is an example of really irresponsible pet ownership. Jamiroquais are supposed to have a much larger enclosure- preferably with a few scattered pieces of furniture- to drift around in. This jamiroquai is NOT getting adequate enrichment
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Gus Shepherd @gusshepherd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
look at these shitty Daleks!
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Benjamin Slyngstad @slyngstad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He should really smile more.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Orona! @orona.red · 27/09/2026
got a new bag lmao
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good to have a reminder every once in a while. It's easy to do, and the problem is likely to get worse. So make it a habit.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 26/09/2026
queen victoria told me the northwest passage keeps eating her poorly planned expeditions so i asked how many expeditions she has and she said she just goes to the royal academy and gets a new afterwards so i said it sounds like shes just feeding ships to the ice and then prince albert started crying
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 27/09/2026
oh my god i can never unsee this now. i'm going to imagine everything he ever says in gul dukat's voice from now on.
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 26/09/2026
If you own 20+ flashlights, at a certain point you're probably running an unregistered lighthouse but we're not the lighthouse safety commission so keep up the good work.
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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bird 🔞 \(⁠☉⁠д⁠⊙⁠)/ ! @emrynbird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
god I love getting into discussions that are just like...
crop of The School of Athens by Raphael, closing in on Plato and Aristotle who are wearing a chiton and cloak with "sickos" written on them
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 24/09/2026
Saw a woman on TikTok who said she quit corporate at age 46 to become a beekeeper because “I would literally rather get stung by 10,000 bees than write ‘per my last email’ again” and you know what? I respect that
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.lycoris//WAH @lycoris.space · 27/08/2026
can't eat the bread because it'll make you sick, can't go to the circus because it's too expensive :(
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Temiree ☀️🦦 @temiree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A drawing referencing the quoted post audio, featuring Ryan, an anthro/furry raccoon, and Nes, an anthro/furry kangaroo.

Ryan looks down amused at what he's made. Nes leans into the doorway, asking, "What are you doing in here?!" Ryan responds, "Doin' some DJ stuff! I call this... Evil September."
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Rabbit Hole Studios @jenpallante.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When I stopped using such terms i found my insults were far more ruthless. Someone wasn't a (insert mean word). They were, "the kind of son whose parents weep over and wished they'd lived to bury."
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Nimbus Wolf @nimbuswolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The different spellings of words like colour/color and honour/honor in British & American English are because vowels were privatized in the US, and most American households had to cut back on them to make ends meet. This is also why on Wheel of Fortune (an American show), you have to buy vowels
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DOG of BLUD @dogblud.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
so on a scale of 1 to 10 how evil is IKEA in the grand scheme of things because oh my god
A plush manul
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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Photo of a book cover featuring another photo of a real cockatiel. Title and author read:

Introduction to Screaming
By Dr Coqatielius Boidmin
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Thrasher da Bull (🦅 2-1) @thrasherbull313.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When it's the 21st night of September, and the edibles start to set in.
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Janne M. Korhonen @jmkorhonen.fi · 21/09/2026
Whoever did this is a genius
A photograph of a KC-135 aerial refueling tanker model that is feeding a hummingbird above a patio
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Paul adore le Canada @paulfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fake species ID reading as follows: North American Fiber-Seeking Backhoe
Backhoe fili-comedens
AKA "Big Yellow Fiber Finder", "That $%#@*&^"
Continent:
North America
Habitat:
Mostly urban, occasionally sighted in suburbs or rural areas
Diet:
Fiber optic cables primarily, although it will consume other cables such as power lines when hungry
Weight:
5800 - 11000 kg
(approx. 13000 - 25000 Ibs)
Known for its inexhaustible appetite for buried fiber optic cables, this invasive species has multiplied across North America in recent years. A relative, the European Fiber-Seeking Backhoe, has also emerged across the Atlantic, although it has evolved to be smaller than the North American variety due to smaller European roadways. Scientists are still seeking a means to reduce the multiplication of this species; since current regulatory methods are proving ineffective, limited hunting permits are being proposed.
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Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Great news about public transport
@Linux tweet: “Fun fact: Most trains are run on me”
Follow up: “Sorry I an Lithuanian I was not familiar with train terminology meaning in America”
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Biblically Accurate VLC Instance
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Erkhyan Rafosa @erkhyan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
With how deliberately obtuse the imperial system of units is, you’ll have to excuse if I genuinely had to look up just now whether a “country mile” was a unit with a defined, specific length.
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Jason Sanford @jasonsanford.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Far too many people in today's world behave like this horse.
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Crème Breelée 🐺 @bloodmooncafe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just a friendly reminder, you don't need...that shitty wizard series...for references for wizards. If you wanna draw a wizard or magician fight, look up irl photos of music conductors. You're welcome.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 20/09/2026
WD-40 transdermal patches. (personal use only)
A photo of a box of 8 transdermal patches of WD-40, with an unopened patch folder. The box is blue with the WD-40 logo, noting it's Lubriquel petroglidate 120mg - Helps reduce friction, supports smooth movement, for stiff or creaky joints and is long lasting with discreet support.
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Asal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Man if only there was a way more efficient way to move bulk cargo long distances over land. Like some kind of high output prime mover powering traction wheels, with a really low friction coefficient, pulling lots of trailers in some kind of consist along fixed corridors. Man if only.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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JoyousJoyfulJoyness @joyousjoyness.com · 20/09/2026
✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨ Genius! Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day! #happy #cat #cute #funny #joyousjoyness #repost
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Erkhyan Rafosa @erkhyan.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
“Oh, I see the King of Spain has had his daughter baptized.” “Infanta?” “No, in water.”
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Joe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To commemorate the collaboration between Pokémon and the ESA, a special Pikachu plush was sent to the International Space Station from April 11th through June 17th What a picture. Absolutely stunning
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Slop Machine (slopmachine.dev) @slop-machine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That's the modern dream: pour your authentic human soul into making videos just to secure a sponsored segment pretending you genuinely love a mattress in a box.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
happy #caturday
tortie peeking out from box with warning on it that says "warning: if left empty and unattended this box will contain a cat
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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