Reposted by Gus Shepherdspooky scary renegade cut @renegadecut.com · 03/10/2026"we can't make video games without AI" only makes sense if you think video games were invented about three years ago. anyway, here's doom played on an old calculator powered by potatoes 21815272
Reposted by Gus Shepherd🖌 Myandra sez: 🖍 Impeach the MF'er soon. We're waiting. @myandra.bsky.social · 22hPoor Agatha! 454034653
Reposted by Gus Shepherdi’m julia barnacle, proud owner of a 12 foot tall skeleton @ladycelery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i always laugh when a recipe calls for one clove of garlic. i don’t get out of bed for fewer than three 1234
Reposted by Gus ShepherdNE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard 142161440
Reposted by Gus ShepherdNE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 01/10/2026not helping, @theonion.com 1041563
Reposted by Gus ShepherdDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's October the first! Don't forget to leave a decapitated rose and a bottle of arsenic on your windowsill for Gomez and Morticia should they come and visit. 33912
Reposted by Gus Shepherdda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026SHIRT BY dashare.zone "TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR" - GET AT dashare.zone WEB SIGHT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN 034872
Reposted by Gus ShepherdThe Obelisk @theobelisk.bsky.social · 14/11/2025BREAKING NEWS: The Moon has issued a statement, "I'm done with this shit" and has detached itself from the Earth's orbit and appears heading into the Sun. 27012
Reposted by Gus ShepherdEllie Dawn 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026The pay me in shoiks 214437958
Reposted by Gus ShepherdYaoi Lowenthal @flawedhowl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Look, I get that people think this is funny, but this is an example of really irresponsible pet ownership. Jamiroquais are supposed to have a much larger enclosure- preferably with a few scattered pieces of furniture- to drift around in. This jamiroquai is NOT getting adequate enrichment 91405452
Reposted by Gus ShepherdBenjamin Slyngstad @slyngstad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026He should really smile more. 27933
Reposted by Gus ShepherdLeshen @leshen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Good to have a reminder every once in a while. It's easy to do, and the problem is likely to get worse. So make it a habit. 1723081575
Reposted by Gus Shepherdyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 26/09/2026queen victoria told me the northwest passage keeps eating her poorly planned expeditions so i asked how many expeditions she has and she said she just goes to the royal academy and gets a new afterwards so i said it sounds like shes just feeding ships to the ice and then prince albert started crying 423896
Reposted by Gus ShepherdXy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 27/09/2026oh my god i can never unsee this now. i'm going to imagine everything he ever says in gul dukat's voice from now on. 23011
Reposted by Gus ShepherdJW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se... 3234031268
Reposted by Gus ShepherdGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 205189505402
Reposted by Gus ShepherdU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 26/09/2026If you own 20+ flashlights, at a certain point you're probably running an unregistered lighthouse but we're not the lighthouse safety commission so keep up the good work. 27898123
Reposted by Gus ShepherdSara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026He imposed Shania Law 14875381459
Reposted by Gus Shepherdbird 🔞 \(☉д⊙)/ ! @emrynbird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026god I love getting into discussions that are just like... 1036161534
Reposted by Gus ShepherdIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 24/09/2026Saw a woman on TikTok who said she quit corporate at age 46 to become a beekeeper because “I would literally rather get stung by 10,000 bees than write ‘per my last email’ again” and you know what? I respect that 332403418
Reposted by Gus Shepherd.lycoris//WAH @lycoris.space · 27/08/2026can't eat the bread because it'll make you sick, can't go to the circus because it's too expensive :( 194
Reposted by Gus ShepherdRabbit Hole Studios @jenpallante.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When I stopped using such terms i found my insults were far more ruthless. Someone wasn't a (insert mean word). They were, "the kind of son whose parents weep over and wished they'd lived to bury." 65815
Reposted by Gus ShepherdNimbus Wolf @nimbuswolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The different spellings of words like colour/color and honour/honor in British & American English are because vowels were privatized in the US, and most American households had to cut back on them to make ends meet. This is also why on Wheel of Fortune (an American show), you have to buy vowels 151
Reposted by Gus ShepherdDOG of BLUD @dogblud.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026so on a scale of 1 to 10 how evil is IKEA in the grand scheme of things because oh my god 519844
Reposted by Gus ShepherdSteve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on 4397321236
Reposted by Gus ShepherdThrasher da Bull (🦅 2-1) @thrasherbull313.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When it's the 21st night of September, and the edibles start to set in. 041
Reposted by Gus ShepherdJanne M. Korhonen @jmkorhonen.fi · 21/09/2026Whoever did this is a genius 546597
Reposted by Gus ShepherdMike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Great news about public transport 04314
Reposted by Gus ShepherdBlaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Biblically Accurate VLC Instance 72746899
Reposted by Gus ShepherdErkhyan Rafosa @erkhyan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026With how deliberately obtuse the imperial system of units is, you’ll have to excuse if I genuinely had to look up just now whether a “country mile” was a unit with a defined, specific length. 4174
Reposted by Gus ShepherdJason Sanford @jasonsanford.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Far too many people in today's world behave like this horse. 018744
Reposted by Gus ShepherdCrème Breelée 🐺 @bloodmooncafe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Just a friendly reminder, you don't need...that shitty wizard series...for references for wizards. If you wanna draw a wizard or magician fight, look up irl photos of music conductors. You're welcome. 191709658
Reposted by Gus ShepherdNanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 20/09/2026WD-40 transdermal patches. (personal use only) 291035292
Reposted by Gus ShepherdAsal the Rural We @laughtrack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Man if only there was a way more efficient way to move bulk cargo long distances over land. Like some kind of high output prime mover powering traction wheels, with a really low friction coefficient, pulling lots of trailers in some kind of consist along fixed corridors. Man if only. 263
Reposted by Gus ShepherdSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ai leaves u behind 75256439611
Reposted by Gus ShepherdJoyousJoyfulJoyness @joyousjoyness.com · 20/09/2026✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨ Genius! Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day! #happy #cat #cute #funny #joyousjoyness #repost 1379
Reposted by Gus ShepherdErkhyan Rafosa @erkhyan.bsky.social · 15/03/2024“Oh, I see the King of Spain has had his daughter baptized.” “Infanta?” “No, in water.” 810318
Reposted by Gus ShepherdJoe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026To commemorate the collaboration between Pokémon and the ESA, a special Pikachu plush was sent to the International Space Station from April 11th through June 17th What a picture. Absolutely stunning 2259392019
Reposted by Gus ShepherdSlop Machine (slopmachine.dev) @slop-machine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026That's the modern dream: pour your authentic human soul into making videos just to secure a sponsored segment pretending you genuinely love a mattress in a box. 1111
Reposted by Gus ShepherdTekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Voyager, walking on those tiny legs. 13868742179