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Leshen

@leshen.bsky.social
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liTerAlLy NeUrOdiVerGeNt Mentally unstable Male, 28 I don't f_ollow back automatically (does *not* mean I think less of you), nor should you. Just do it if you want to, just to prevent any awkwardness.

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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 2h
I'm hoping the upside of an extreme diet will be that I'll be too hungry to even worry about my usual bullshit and will just think about food instead. Both things are unpleasant of course, but hunger is simpler.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 3h
The guy who invented battered sausages probably felt like a god.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 8h
When games remove a piece of armour contextually they really should put a reminder on screen to put the damn things back on. I got lucky this time but could have been fighting with 15-20 percent less had I not happened upon more armour that made me visit the menus.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 9h
Games should have a mechanic where if a friendly NPC gets in your way you get to chokeslam them out of it.
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The Big Meowski @catovitch.bsky.social · 9h
Hey, if you work on the Windows taskbar hit me up, I'd like to [redacted] you with a [redacted] until [redacted].
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Gimmy @dyllima37.bsky.social · 10h
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 11h
As in, tallywacker???
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11h
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 11h
It's weird I'm not theistic or spiritual in any sense yet paradoxically I do believe in souls in abstract, and would say someone has no soul as an insult. Maybe it's just an aversion to reducing everything to "brain chemistry". Very Reddit.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 22h
Fucking pointless.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know it's part of his thing but 70 percent of Deadpool's incessant fourth wall breaks are so unfunny.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For what it's worth just get your flu shot to be honest. Obviously mine are free now but even if you have to pay no point getting a virus you can avoid.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think Supergirl could have been quite good if it wasn't shit.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do enjoy it how my neighbours' dogs will see me from a mile off and will not budge until I catch up lol It absolutely makes their damn day.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My smart watch has a pattern of telling me my sleep quality fucking sucks these days. It ain't wrong.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Last of the Last of Us, No Really This Time edition, remastered
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Been getting incredibly angry at times lately, since sobering up. Scaring myself.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To be honest call me paranoid but getting a bit tired of saying my full name and address at GP's and pharmacies. Think I'm just gonna write that shit down. None of anyone's goddamn business. Why is it normal to just read your fucking house number and street name out loud in public? Weird.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Classic.
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Modus Pwnens @pwnyslaystation.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Those 3D scans they do of your entire rows of teeth and gums, in colour, in like 16 billion pixel resolution, that they can rotate with the mouse are so incredibly cool man.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If anyone ever wondered what the hell the random underscore in my bio is, it's not a typo I've somehow missed for like two years, it's a keyword search disrupter as people on Twitter used to set up bots to track the phrase "f*llow back" (also people don't goddamn read the context then get upset lol)
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know after having those toxins flood my brain a few weeks ago: You would not be able to conceive of the tricks your brain can play on you Beyond imagining. It defies description. There are no words in the English language for how fucked that was *shrugs* Hope that interests someone, somewhere
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Paying for stuff with my smart watch has not lost its pretentious wanker appeal just yet must admit "Yeah no big deal"
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
God I always loved this edit.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If my liver could talk wonder how many times it'd be repeating "fuck fuck fuck" right now. Probably less than it would have been a month or so ago.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do recommend going to a cobbler and getting them to put the toughest bloody sole on your shoe possible. It's awesome. I'm large, tall and have an unusual gait so was wearing through shoes ALL the time. Stupidly, did not go to one soon enough. Worth doing. More than value for money.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lol. Just realised my DMs are turned off entirely. My antisocial autistic ass... Might reconsider that. Dunno.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
youtu.be/6664mpKmccA I don't use it but this is still the hardest privacy focused ad for a messenger app I've ever fucking seen. Downright entertaining.
youtu.be
This is Session
YouTube video by SessionTV
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good to have a reminder every once in a while. It's easy to do, and the problem is likely to get worse. So make it a habit.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Expanse is fascinating because I've restarted it like 3 times for various reasons and honestly can't remember why I stopped or if I finished it. I know it supremely pissed me off when Jared Harris was dropped for a while because of scheduling conflicts. God I like him. (Watch The Terror btw)
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Barry Pierre @jorgpierre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am as the kids say "neurodivergent" and absolutely my fucking diagnosis actually fundamentally had an impact on my life and has actually "helped me". Fuck you and your nonsensical gibberish.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I shouldn't be eating ice cream I know but couldn't resist the discounts. The vegan Magnums are fucking *phenomenal* man. They're better than the regular ones. Very impressive! Try 'em.
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The Krautist @thekrautist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look, I know you think something happened when I went to Spain, but don't worry. I'm fine! Sometimes I go entire minutes without GLORIA A LAS PLAGAS
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Worth checking Amazon if you need a toaster or toothbrush or some bullshit. I have noticed on both those items they allow 3 monthly payments. I hadn't seen that option in a while before. Maybe they're prioritising essentials or just random. But check.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Open world game developers greatly overestimate my enthusiasm for being ambushed by identical packs of wild animals when I'm trying to get to quest locations.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Deleted last posts because I just know someone was gonna interpret "stop breeding" as AH SO YOU'RE ADVOCATING EUGENICS lol Love Bluesky.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning, fellow mortals. I hope your internal organs don't turn to liquified shit today.
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The Krautist @thekrautist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Plot twist: It's playing the video anyway because it's VLC.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It is 1.30 in the goddamn morning. Always gave alcohol a lot of the credit for messing up my sleeping pattern but I seem to have managed it all on my own.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sigh I do not like this sobriety shit.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Go fuck yourself
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shit fuck shit fuck shit haven't turned my smart watch on in too long forgot the password
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jesus. That guy who fucking touched my arm yesterday. Another sign of a true narcissist? Someone telling you who they are... by their full names outside of a formal context. They'd put "Lord" at the front if they could get away with it. Fuck off. Oh my god.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jesus. A bowl just fell from over 6 feet in my place onto the hard kitchen floor and landed so perfectly it didn't even break. What are the odds of that happening? Cool.
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes I can feel my spleen (enlarged innit)
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The Krautist @thekrautist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Herbal shupplementsh."
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The Krautist @thekrautist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"It's honey! Honey is healthy!"
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Christ it's easy to take autonomy for granted when you get used it. Jesus. When I was ill I was so weak. Not how a man like me is accustomed to feeling. Need to remember that shit. Being sober sucks, being weak sucks considerably more.
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