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Guillo @guillotinerot.bsky.social · 2h
Had a dream where Brennan Lee Mulligan showed up at my dnd session and my friends wanted him to dm instead I got dnd cucked by Brennan in my dreams
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hooked up w a muppet and he gave me that sesame schmeat, fuzzy lil fucker was in the pussy flailing his arms over his head going "YAAAAAAAAAY"
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 26/09/2026
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Frozen Ocelot @frozenocelot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Once again a reminder. Don't give them a damn thing and CANCEL YOUR NITRO!
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alpha rights 🔞 @ ycon prep @bb5720492.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tomorrow I must fujo out
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dillon snook @dillonsnook.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Katie looks at a pic on Grindr featuring a muscular man labelled "hungdaddy." She asks "why do all these dudes on Grindr just post their torsos. She types in the app and says "whatever, I'm too horny to think striaght. I'll take a chance on one of 'em." She receives a knock on the door. She opens it and standing in front of her is a armless, legless, headless torso.
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swagvoid🌱 @swagvoid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
new cat dropped!!
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
an old comic I didn’t feel like updating to be about ai but is still basically about ai anyway because we’ve always been living in hell
panel 1: a weird creep pokes at a laptop and says “Finally, through the aid of machine translation and google, I have removed the taint of woke western localization from this video game!”
panel 2: two anime boys say “Hello” “It is”
panel 3: “You must go there” “yes”
panel 4: “When the executive manager is downed, can you believe it?” “There is!” the weird creep sheds a tear and says “Ah, as the developers intended!”
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 17/09/2026
Trying to go see the new Resident Evil movie but apparently before I can enter the auditorium I have to have the spade key to unlock the door? And I only have the hearts key, which unlocks the route to the concession stand. Anyone know where to go next? A bit stuck
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🏳️‍⚧️ Kiara Pendragon ∍⧽⧼∊ Godslayer 🏳️‍🌈 @aapur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They fired so many artists over this too. People who helped make the game iconic were tossed out on the street because the Slop Faucet could do it "decent enough". If you still play Fortnite, you're funding the hyper-acceleration of AI replacing Artists in Gaming
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Guillo @guillotinerot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How many times do I keep telling my coworker to call me by the correct name before it’s acceptable to launch myself across the desk at her
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Guillo @guillotinerot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Spends money “….who keeps spending my damn money.”
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MALWAREMAIDS ⚢💾💕 @malwaremaid2.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i want to live in a world that doesn't hurt #malmaidart #livart #blender
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tirtyturtle @tirtyturtle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Rev 2 claire ❤️ #ResidentEvilㅤ
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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>be prion @basedprion.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
lego skeleton with boobs
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Guillo @guillotinerot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Widows bay is some bullshit happening to a Guy and it’s Great
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Guillo @guillotinerot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I locked and hid Instagram like I’m some kind of drug addict and lowkey it’s probably just as bad for me
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Dot @dotmaetrix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That's right, I'm LGBT Lesbian Green Lantern Bisexual Trans
A glossary of terms, including Aromantic, Asexual, Genderfluid, Gender queer, and Green Lantern
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
its wild we are so ground down by cultural expectations that its seen as tacky to love yourself. if i was just to post 'I LOVE MYSELF I AM INCREDIBLE' i promise some folks would think 'get a load of this self obsessed buckaroo, what a jerk'. fortunately i dont care and I LOVE MYSELF I AM INCREDIBLE
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Dead Carl @deadcarl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Load-bearing post
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 10/09/2026
view from the other side (thank you @awesomeuno.bsky.social for the idea!)
Doodle of BOTW holding his Shiekah slate looking down back over his shoulder in perturbed confusion
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marcy maybe. who knows @grimreapergutters.northsky.social · 10/09/2026
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 10/09/2026
ok here’s my oot remake link doodle
A doodle of child link from oot remake, from the pov looking down on him

he asks: “do you have any games on your phone?”
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
By Jocelin Carmes
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
New Dorohedoro illustration for Mappa 15th Anniversary Expo.
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Would you rather be a skeleton playing another skeletons ribs like a xylophone or a frog in a hat dancing vaudeville style. You can be honest with me
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
theverge.com
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Guillo @guillotinerot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Had a weird irritation in my left eye which fucked my sleep and that fixed up and then I threw my back out while pulling my socks on 30 is going GREAT
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
queen of hearts 💔
a stylized 3d render of dolly parton playing the banjo. the queen herself.
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Kevin 🌱 @wankadoodles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Posting all of these today. I loved doing one on her birthday every year that I could. We have lost one of the brightest lights that has ever shined.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.
Black and white photo of Dolly Parton with gay artist Keith Haring.
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reapersun @reapersun.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Twilight Dads got me by the throat #charlisle
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
caleblandrybones on tumblr posting "beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever," with a follow up post that merely says "hopital," a humorous misspelling of "hospital" which clearly needed to get involved due to the beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 18/05/2026
ME: Okay—back on track... How do you feel about the modern takes on the Odyssey? HOMER: Show me Grindr again. Show me again now.
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This shit is why you can't separate continuing to financially support the Harry Potter IP (whether by buying the games, merch, watching the new TV show when its out) from the consequences of what JK Rowling does with that money She's become so stiflingly powerful that even private docs arent safe
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Emoji Aquarium @emojiaquarium.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
      🐟  🐠 🐠             🐡  🐡             🐡   🐟              🌾 🌱  🌱🌿 
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🎏 @leavetakings.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Wake da fuck up, Electric Dragon 80000V just got added to Tubi
Screenshot of Electric Dragon 80,000V on Tubi
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Stabby Spice @stabbyspice.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Oh, for the love of... www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
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Thousands of blueberries recalled as FDA issues highest risk warning
An E. coli outbreak linked to recalled frozen blueberries has sickened 12 people, including four who were hospitalized.
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do not try to befriend the elster unit @macfluffers.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Relevant:
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Every time an author reassures readers that the smut is skippable I sigh a disappointed sigh. This is not a reassurance. Why would anybody who likes smut want to read smut that was only included as an afterthought and has no impact on the narrative? Insulting. Just don't write it at all if you're not going to make it matter.

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"#on the one hand I understand that some people don't want to read smut"

Like 85% of tumblr users hate and loathe embarrassment based comedy with every fiber of their beings, but never in my life have I ever seen an author reassure their audience that the embarrassing scenes are skippable.

Lots of people dislike tragedy but never in my life have I ever seen an author reassure the audience that the death and grieving scenes are skippable.

Stop trying to pass off self-censorship as
"accommodation." Stop trying to pass off pandering as "inclusivity."

Your audience can smell your fear, and it smells rancid.
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SINNANDA @jonnasse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
쏘령님 뇨타
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
new transformers comic (+ bonus panel) up a week early
optimus prime with 12 pack of modelo saying "good evening citizen, I would like to purchase this alcohol."
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
patreon request: Tarn from IDW transformers going to therapy
tarn from IDW transformers sitting on a chaise lounge next to a therapist (human)
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pistachiOoOoOo 👻👻👻 @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 31/01/2026
You don’t want hands free driving, you want trains. You want trains you want trains you want TRAINS
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