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Alex N

@guamdon.jawn.wtf
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#SFBX Satellite #SFB11 #SFB12 playoffs #SFB13 playoffs #SFB14 playoffs (191st regular season) #SFB15 playoffs #SFB16 Artisanal Fig Farmer Former mathlete, current cruciverbalist Running backs don't have tires.

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 7h
I was unaware there was a GIF of me kicking a football while wearing the tightest suit anyone has ever seen.
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 7h
Good things today: got both cats moved to the new spot, took apart the bedframe and doing final packing before the movers show up tomorrow, started Denzel Boston. Bad things today: there's a small splinter or piece of glass or something in the ball of my right foot, but I've been able to ignore it.
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Mike Sacks @mikesacks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
4 years ago, Trump Judge Kathryn Mizelle vacated Biden’s airplane mask mandate: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... Now, Trump Judge Kathryn Mizelle says vacating rules is likely unconstitutional: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... I wonder what changed! Grab 1: Then Grab 2: Now
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Zoidberg: I'm Not Hearing A No
ALT: Zoidberg: I'm Not Hearing A No
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 30/09/2026
(taken from Reddit, not my post) Behold! The Bubbleman
"Bubbles painted on the car, a "Bublman" license plate, and huge quantities of bubbles spewing from a gizmo mounted near his side view mirror. Why does he drive his bubblemobile around Philly? Heck if I know. But he fit right in, driving through on South St."
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we have left ourselves vulnerable to China developing superduperintelligence
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Brandon Lee Gowton @brandonleegowton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THE BACKWARDS PASS TO MAKAI LEMON STUFF HAS LITERALLY NEVER PRODUCED A POSITIVE PLAY AND THE EAGLES INSIST ON RUNNING IT EVERY WEEK. Very cool stuff!
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 28/09/2026
Gonna teach folks that GBDH means Go Birds, Delightful Human
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But confrontation can be good. It can be IMPORTANT. Telling people, even/especially your friends and loved ones, that they said or did something fucked up is a form of love. It’s you saying you care about them enough to give a shit and let them know what they did was wrong.
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Exceptional solidarity from ASU hockey players who have demanded their coach be placed on leave for essentially overseeing the murder of their teammate and have disputed the university’s findings. www.nytimes.com/athletic/764...
Seven Arizona State men’s hockey players asked the university’s president to place the Sun Devils’ coaching staff on administrative leave pending further investigation into the workout that left sophomore transfer Matthew Mayich on life support.

In a 26-page letter sent to ASU president Michael Crow on Monday and obtained by The Athletic, the players disputed numerous findings from the university’s initial review of the Aug. 20 workout, writing that Mayich did not receive water and was provided inadequate medical care after his collapse.
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Pat Gallen, CBS Sports Philadelphia @patgallen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning
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Sheil Kapadia @sheilkapadia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In the last 10 years, the Chargers are 2-2 when creating 5+ turnovers. The rest of the NFL is 66-4-1.
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Sheil Kapadia @sheilkapadia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lamar Jackson continues to be a one-man explosive play machine. That was a 98th percentile QB performance by him, based on EPA per pass play. Efficient and explosive: 15-for-20 for 186 yards, 2 TDs, 0 INTs, 0 sacks. And he ran 6 times for 50 yards.
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 27/09/2026
Folks, we have reached The Switching Hour
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 27/09/2026
I don't know Taylor Swift songs, why do you think I would know Ella Langley songs? Stop trying to make monoculture happen
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Um. The William Penn foundation offered bridge funding to keep the academy of natural sciences open for a year, and the people in charge said “no one is helping things by offering Band-Aids”. Jesus Christ. share.inquirer.com/KXxZTj
share.inquirer.com
William Penn Foundation offers funding to keep Academy of Natural Sciences museum open
A Drexel spokesperson did not say whether the school had declined the offer, but said, “No proposal has been presented that would provide a permanent, sustainable path forward" for the museum.
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 26/09/2026
@daboulcliff.bsky.social happy birthday!!
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my steam account is old enough to buy alcohol. i signed up with a credit card. my username is a reference to a game from 1992. what do you mean age verification. my hair is going grey
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dsarizzle @dsaraiya.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These originals will be up for sale later tonight
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Stephanie Farr @farfarraway.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 25/09/2026
If you're shitting on Jordan Love without any mention of the o line, you just don't know ball, I'm sorry
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Pizza Logs @shadesofoffside.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nephew of John David Booty has an all timer headline disclaimer on Wikipedia
General booties Wikipedia article, at the top it says this article is about the American college football player, for the Liberian preacher, see general butt naked
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I would simply say "my nickname is "Juice" and I was pretending to drink juice"
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Ben @footballnerd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Average depth of target 11 - Lamar, Jameis, Allen, Stafford 10 - Lawrence, Herbert, Love, Young, Willis 9 - Hurts, Daniels, Baker, Cousins, Stroud, Dart 8 - Wentz, Dak, Rodgers, Shough, Caleb, Maye, Lock 7 - Goff, Geno, Nix 6 - Watson, Ward, Burrow, Brissett, Purdy, Jones 5 - Mahomes 👀, Rush
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The United States government killed another innocent person.👇
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 23/09/2026
So they can't put Jaxson Dart in a medbed? Fuck.
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 23/09/2026
Marked safe from having to do waiver claims, until next week
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 22/09/2026
Does the plan include adequate staffing to run on schedule and not driving past passengers without picking them up? Cause that would be an improvement.
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 22/09/2026
Good morning to the three leagues where I'm in first or second place. The rest.... we're not going to talk about
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 22/09/2026
Howie fielding calls about Dalton and McKee in 3, 2, 1...
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Davante Adams has 54 receiving yards and a touchdown. The Giants have 42 yards of total offense, so far.
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 21/09/2026
The best part of playing a fantasy defense in a primetime game is chanting "sack, pick, fumble" like an incantation after every opposing snap
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 21/09/2026
So Pat Bryant is a psyop, huh?
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NFL owner Tom Brady using the words "piss missile" on national TV
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 20/09/2026
This HAS to be the highest target share of Henry's career
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 20/09/2026
(sorry for missing this last week) Folks, we have reached The Switching Hour. Good luck this week!
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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good morning and
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 20/09/2026
Tetris on the original Gameboy, but also Super Mario 2: 6 Golden Coins
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Pat Gallen, CBS Sports Philadelphia @patgallen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Graham is on fire now. (Gotta love the sun shining in the top corner of the drawing)
Grahams EAGLES drawing
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 20/09/2026
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 20/09/2026
Yeah buddy, keep sending me different variations on that Jacob Saylors trade. Surely one of them will work and not get instantly rejected. You're not getting Caleb Douglas.
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Kevin Tompkins @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
do this in college football and NFL, cowards
poor predictable bart, always takes rock
good old rock, nothing beats that
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J @jonleonard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Correction... AMA is live! www.reddit.com/r/fantasyfoo...
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From the fantasyfootball community on Reddit: I'm Jon Leonard of OTC Fantasy Football - AMA
Explore this post and more from the fantasyfootball community
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 19/09/2026
It's always nice sending a nice note to Joe Bryant. You always get a response!
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