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Alex N

@guamdon.jawn.wtf
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#SFBX Satellite #SFB11 #SFB12 playoffs #SFB13 playoffs #SFB14 playoffs (191st regular season) #SFB15 playoffs #SFB16 Artisanal Fig Farmer Former mathlete, current cruciverbalist Running backs don't have tires.

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Philadelphia Inquirer @inquirer.com · 12h
Unionized journalists and product engineers at The Inquirer secured a new contract that includes AI protections, raises, and changes to healthcare coverage.
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Philadelphia Inquirer employees secure new union contract with raises and AI protections
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 9h
I wouldn't complain if he retired, I know that much
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 9h
Howie does it again?
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Girl Dancing While Crying
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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 11h
From an anti-ai perspective, a lopsided fantasy football trade is the most fantastically human thing any of us could do right now. It’s beautiful to see your friends actively valuing their own players in their own ways even if it’s dogshit dumb dumb stupid.
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 11h
The elephant on the field www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-el...
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 17h
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BREAKING: Trump Just Banned the Election Referees. Only Russia and Belarus Have Ever Done That.
Only Russia and Belarus ban OSCE election observers. Now the United States does too, 28 days before the midterms. “Refusing election observers is what countries in a position of weakness do.”
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 15h
Yeah that stood out to me as well. Do hobbies need to be profitable? No (but FF did made me a couple hundred dollars each of the past few years).
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trump administration refuses international election monitors for first time in over 2 decades
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Trump administration refuses international election monitors for first time in over 2 decades
The decision not to invite observers from the OSCE puts the U.S. alongside Russia and Belarus, while the Justice Department prepares to deploy its own poll monitors.
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 07/10/2026
STSTROUD?
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 07/10/2026
He gave up almost no sacks while never getting any help. It's not a question
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 06/10/2026
Oh, hell yeah
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Clint S. @c-lint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Looks like we can do this again
B Robinson and B Robinson Jr scoring TDs
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 06/10/2026
Toasties are unbelievable
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Shoresy Goody: Sticks Are Unbelievable
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and there's jon, first-year coach of the saints. he's lobbying the refs, let's see if we can lip-read what he's saying ... it ... it looks like "they practiced that." it seems he's accusing his opponent of practicing their plays beforehand. team practice is allowed by rule, but oh boy. he is furious
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 05/10/2026
That's a good spread! Have you ever tried the rolls with eel or salmon skin? They sound intimidating but they're pretty tasty IMO.
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 05/10/2026
Shough yeah
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JJ Zachariason @lateroundqb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Carnell Tate has a 29.6% target share this year. The only other rookie wide receivers since 2016 with a higher target share after four games are Malik Nabers, Drake London, and Puka Nacua.
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 05/10/2026
There's nothing fun about having lunch with a Nazi or someone in favor of what ICE is doing
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Michael F. Florio @michaelfflorio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Michael Mayer - When Bowers doesn't play: 7.3 fantasy PPG - When Bowers does play: 14.2 fantasy PPG
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Quarterbacks to average 10+ yards per attempt through Week 4 since 2020: 2026 Lamar Jackson: 10.1
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 05/10/2026
He was appealing for an obvious DPI against him. Normal stuff
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 04/10/2026
If I were a DC, I might consider covering Darius Cooper
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 04/10/2026
Folks, we have reached The Switching Hour
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 04/10/2026
I think more OCs should consider this approach
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 04/10/2026
My hot take on the Eagles game today: I think the winning team is gonna have Byron Young on the roster
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Colin McTamany @colinmctamany.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Athan Kaliamanis threw a 47 yard TD pass to Treylon Burks in London reads like an NFL Mad Libs prompt
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 04/10/2026
Spanakopita!
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Dr. Venture's 'Spanakopita!' in Venture Bros
ALT: Dr. Venture's 'Spanakopita!' in Venture Bros
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 04/10/2026
Kind of an indictment of Daniel Jones that this game looks like both sides are down to their backups
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Send this to someone in your office fantasy league.
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 04/10/2026
It's total garbage. Support chat straight up doesn't work in my app. Seems suboptimal for a gambling app, but what do I know?
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 03/10/2026
The new house is still a work in progress, but at least the record player is set up.
A.small shelf with a speaker on either side and a record player on top, with a Misfits record playing.
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 03/10/2026
So dumb.
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 03/10/2026
Sleeper just gets worse and worse. The new "challenge" bullshit is set to "hide" but still shows prominently on the matchup screen. Including with all gambling opt outs enabled.
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 03/10/2026
I guess I'm just not that surprised, but I don't think you're alone
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 03/10/2026
He's been the #2 for months?
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 03/10/2026
Is that good? (rhetorical)
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Tommy Blair @fftommyb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The best story teller in dynasty gave us two hours of his time, almost unheard of in-season, and wow did we cover a lot of ground.
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 03/10/2026
The rare inversion of Betteridge's Law of headlines
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 02/10/2026
Well said by Sheil! The conversation on the broadcast was disgusting and gross. Absolutely unacceptable the sanewash everything as "adversity".
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fantastic photo from @madelinepcarter.bsky.social of the Las Vegas Review-Journal
the arm from mid-bicep to the hand with a tattoo and white sweat band on the forearm of Myisha Hines-Allen with her hand palm out inches from the face of A'ja Wilson who is leaning slightly forward 
Photo: Madeline Carter/Las Vegas Review-Journal
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/10/2026
iso cam on Charissa Thompson as she's forced to listen to praise of a rapist
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 02/10/2026
"clinical" bsky.app/profile/danp...
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was unaware there was a GIF of me kicking a football while wearing the tightest suit anyone has ever seen.
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 02/10/2026
I started him over Ladd on one of my dynasty teams. I have very few Browns or Steelers across 5 or 6 total teams haha
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 02/10/2026
Good things today: got both cats moved to the new spot, took apart the bedframe and doing final packing before the movers show up tomorrow, started Denzel Boston. Bad things today: there's a small splinter or piece of glass or something in the ball of my right foot, but I've been able to ignore it.
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 01/10/2026
Also, the utility of a house can last decades, while the average WR career is much shorter.
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 01/10/2026
And throw in a
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Priest Says Mawwiage
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 01/10/2026
If you buy that NFL hat, you should expense it for work
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Mike Sacks @mikesacks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
4 years ago, Trump Judge Kathryn Mizelle vacated Biden’s airplane mask mandate: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... Now, Trump Judge Kathryn Mizelle says vacating rules is likely unconstitutional: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... I wonder what changed! Grab 1: Then Grab 2: Now
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 30/09/2026
But can he Stand and Deliver?
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