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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 16/10/2026

*whispers* I'll take those odds

post season odds for my dynasty team
Make Playoffs: 96%
1st Round Bye: 59%
Make Semi-Finals: 81%
Win Finals: 26%

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 14/10/2026

This photo is from two years ago but I walked by recently and they have the same awesome decorations up

A Philly house with inflatable tentacles emerging from four windows - top notch Halloween decorations

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 10/10/2026

Yeah I was talking about the knitwear ones based on the book covers. But I think my favorite DCC merch is all from the Hello Crawlers pod store

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 03/10/2026

The new house is still a work in progress, but at least the record player is set up.

A.small shelf with a speaker on either side and a record player on top, with a Misfits record playing.

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 30/09/2026

(taken from Reddit, not my post) Behold! The Bubbleman

"Bubbles painted on the car, a "Bublman" license plate, and huge quantities of bubbles spewing from a gizmo mounted near his side view mirror. Why does he drive his bubblemobile around Philly? Heck if I know. But he fit right in, driving through on South St."

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 01/09/2026

Home league draft was earlier tonight

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 08/08/2026

It's this energy 24/7 (the black tail is the one who pretends)

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 01/08/2026

We never had a toilet paper bear, but we did have a dog butler we named Dudley

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 20/07/2026

Yeah, it all kinda depends a bit. This one was totally fine! And we have another group where we use a "code word" to make it more fun - when you're up, someone tells you "You're awesome!" In this 24 team league I got tagged at midnight and 6 am, and the guys doing the tagging constantly complain.

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 19/07/2026

Oh my goodness this graphic on an old ESPN article is amazing www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 06/07/2026

Got a great package of DCC 3D prints from a friend! A wonderful surprise to come home to

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 29/06/2026

I have so many DCC shirts now

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 13/06/2026

We watched this every summer

Movie poster for Moving, featuring Richard Pryor

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 10/06/2026

New shoes day! (Also, these cost $100 now? I looked in my purchase history and I used to get them for $40ish a decade ago, $50-60 in 2018/19.)

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 07/06/2026

"I don't care" I proclaim, "stop saying I care!" I say, as I turn into a corn cob. What a weirdo

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 06/06/2026

Needed to wrap a birthday gift, so I went with the cutest paper, even if it's "Christmas wrapping paper"

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 04/06/2026

We live in the future (smart outlet rated for the current, with an old window AC with the knob left on High Cool)

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 04/06/2026

Progress update. The one in the lower right got mangled by something but everything else is doing well.

Some red, pink, and white hollyhocks in a shitty brick planter below a window

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 26/05/2026

Just listening to some tunes with the crew

Two men in hard hats crouching next to a backhoe with one more guy in the hole, illuminated by work lights

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 24/05/2026

I tried planting some flowers last summer, but didn't have any luck. Something was growing this year to my surprise. I was worried it was some giant weed, but I think it's whatever I planted last year (zinnias?)

A budding plant in a brick planter, with a tiny bit of pink peeking through the bud as it starts to open

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 18/05/2026

I still have way more SFB shirts, but the DCC shirts are catching up. I haven't ordered a Jamal the Shark one yet, but I will soon

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 04/05/2026

One of the best Lionshead rebus puzzles, IMO

Rebus puzzle under a bottle cap:
May the 4 (playing card)
Bee witch shoe

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 26/04/2026

Maybe people would be nicer if you displayed an ounce of regret for attending. You still feel it was right and you're entitled, ergo people are unsympathetic.

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 24/04/2026

Awful data viz - washed out pastels with no contrast

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 17/04/2026

Hmmm, lotta layers to that. Championships are tough, because of one week variance. We use two-week long matchups in my home league, which should help - I made it in with both weak and strong regular season records. And even a decade of data from one mgr in one league is inherently a small sample.

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 16/04/2026

The enemy speaks softly and carries a calculator

A Dexter Lawrence tweet from 2:38 pm today.

The tweet reads:
If 1+1=2 then why is 1x1=1?
Law logic

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 15/04/2026

I got so excited! But nope, just regular spam

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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 05/04/2026

My favorite backyard plant has bloomed

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