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Jake Trowbridge

@jaketrowbridge.bsky.social
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Silly video maker and dynasty analyst for Matthew Berry’s Fantasy Life.

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 8h
I will never stop rooting for Deshaun Watson’s downfall.
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Chris DeVille @chrisdeville.bsky.social · 10h
Way Dynamic's MASSIVE SHOE is the kind of album you can really live with: super chill but carefully crafted, thoughtful but not pretentious, stridently analog in a way that feels homemade. I talked to Dylan Young about the primacy of staying loose:
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Way Dynamic Is Letting It Flow, And Good Things Are Happening
Dylan Young on 'Massive Shoe,' keeping things loose, and why people connect with his casually excellent songs.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 10h
This summer, I recommended Tucker Kraft and Greg Dulcich. I also said to stay away from Caleb Williams and CMC. For anyone I sent into the backrooms…I sincerely apologize.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 11h
Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 12h
If you're not careful who you listen to for fantasy analysis, you'll end up trapped in the liminal space in your league, with no one but Brian Thomas and Justin Herbert to keep you company.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 13h
The thing about morals is you can’t just *say* you have them. You actually have to ACT on them. So many people this week showed their morals are just an aesthetic.
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 01/10/2026
It's a THURSDAY podcast! 🏈 @dennycarter.bsky.social joins with some Week 4 start/sit 🏈 @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social on W4 in DraftKings 🏈 Previewing Steelers/Browns Thursday night 🏈 SNARKBAG 🏈 Listener mixtape 🎶 It's a great one! (link is 👇)
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SML Joseph: Dude, That's A Lot!
ALT: SML Joseph: Dude, That's A Lot!
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There is still hope for the Lemonheads.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Kyle Pitts is a fantasy Goldilocks, performing like a stud tight end only when the situation is juuuuuuust right. And that’s my worry with Sadiq.” www.fantasylife.com/articles/dyn...
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Three Things to Watch for Dynasty Managers Week 4: Is Kenyon Sadiq For Real?
Jake Trowbridge breaks down three trends to monitor in dynasty fantasy football leagues heading into Week 4, including Kenyon Sadiq's outlook after his breakout game.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fantasy Manager 1: *trade offer* Fantasy Manager 2: No thanks. We’re too far apart on player values. FM1: *screenshot of trade calculator* BUT THIS SAYS IT’S FAIR FM2: *sends counter offer* FM1: No way! Not even close! FM2: *screenshot of same trade calculator* FM1: *Rants until head explodes*
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kenyon Sadiq might be the next Kyle Pitts.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seriously though…is anyone keeping a FULL tally of all this asshole’s illegal activity? How many spreadsheet tabs does this take? How many workbooks??
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For instance, this is the type of trade I’m very ok making to move Puka if I’m a contender:
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[brave voice] I don’t think Puka Nacua should be valued as a Top 5 receiver in dynasty anymore.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m sorry. Your guys just…forget…how to tackle if they don’t do it that week? That doesn’t seem good.
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JJ Zachariason @lateroundqb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We've had 340 quarterback seasons since 2016 where the quarterback had 50+ attempts across the first three weeks of the season. Brock Purdy's 2026 ranks first in EPA per dropback.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The results are in: No.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Mike McDaniel has become a ghost story for Chargers fans to tell their children, and Justin Herbert is getting straight-up Babadook’d in the process.” www.fantasylife.com/articles/dyn...
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Dynasty Fantasy Football Buy/Sells for Week 4: What to Do with Tucker Kraft's Slow Start
Jake Trowbridge identifies three dynasty fantasy football sell-highs and buy-lows for Week 4, including Tucker Kraft and Malik Nabers.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nick Sirianni vs Ben Johnson. It’s like Gonorrhea vs Scabies. But people.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh, and as always, rapists should be buried under the prison.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve had to work really hard to get to a place where I can confidently call people out on their bullshit. There was a time when I’d let people in my life get away with saying some real “unsavory” stuff. Or I’d couch my response in a joke. Because I was uncomfortable with direct confrontation.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three weeks ago Colston Loveland and Brock Bowers were a nipple flick away in a lot of dynasty rankings. What a wonderful game we play!
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Get ready for another installment of “Can Colston Loveland finally outscore Greg Dulcich this week?”
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Matthew Berry’s Fantasy Life @mbfantasylife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TARGET OLLIE GORDON ON WAIVERS THIS WEEK 🎯
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No, I do not want to be "a fly on the wall" in this QB room. I want to be as far away from that room as possible, thank you very much.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Earned” is doing some fucking powerlifting in this one
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I smoked pot with Johnny Hekker. It was Johnny Hekker and Sloan Kettering. And they were blazing that shit up every day.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have never felt more old.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This was remarkably close.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This isn’t an O-line, this is an I-line.
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Pete Davidson @petedavidsonny.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Giddyup! Hope to see some of y'all in 60 minutes! Ask me anything!
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Go listen to Chris’ lineup (which is full of zigs) and then zag into those players, thus zooging his lineup.
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 24/09/2026
It's a THURSDAY podcast with so much stuff! 🏈 @4whomjbelltolls.bsky.social joins with his most difficult-to-rank players of W3! 🏈 @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social joins to have fun talking DFS! 🏈 A review of the current injury drama! 🏈 A hilarious listener mixtape! Great day to be a possum! (link 👇)
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Awesome Possum Snowboarding
ALT: Awesome Possum Snowboarding
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“[Harrison] looks completely lost out there. It’s like watching a flamingo try to tie its own shoelaces. But dropping a mid-round pick in your redraft league is obviously a much different beast than moving on from a former rookie 1.01 in dynasty.” www.fantasylife.com/articles/dyn...
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Three Things to Watch for Dynasty Managers Week 3: Concern for Cardinals WRs
Jake Trowbridge breaks down three trends to monitor in dynasty fantasy football leagues heading into Week 3, including the Arizona Cardinals' concerning wide receiver usage.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who has more yards tonight: Austin Hooper The entire Packers backfield
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mike “I can fix him” McCarthy off to a rough start.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Drake London mangers…Cooper Rush can’t hurt you anymore. www.fantasylife.com/articles/dyn...
We all know [Cooper] Rush was bad, but exactly how bad? Despite having the lowest adjusted yards per attempt by a wide margin (1.8 vs. league average of 7.3), Rush also somehow has the second-worst completion percentage. That’s like tripping over your own feet and falling face-first into your own ass. Yeah, sure, technically that’s a thing that could happen in theory, but no one ever expects to actually SEE it.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I must admit I’m a tad worried about Javonte Williams. Without touchdowns, this could be a long season.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Drake London mangers…Cooper Rush can’t hurt you anymore. www.fantasylife.com/articles/dyn...
We all know [Cooper] Rush was bad, but exactly how bad? Despite having the lowest adjusted yards per attempt by a wide margin (1.8 vs. league average of 7.3), Rush also somehow has the second-worst completion percentage. That’s like tripping over your own feet and falling face-first into your own ass. Yeah, sure, technically that’s a thing that could happen in theory, but no one ever expects to actually SEE it.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Rams bright yellow uniforms are weird and dorky in a fun way and you all need to let more fun into your lives!
Some guy, maybe Sean McVay, standing up to profess an unpopular opinion
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Autumn Spritz
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My wife just handed me something called an Autumn Spritz and I swear the lights dimmed, everything went slo-mo, and Unchained Melody started playing all by itself. This is love, man.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is basically a make-or-break game for the Terrance Ferguson hive.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We should just let Darren Waller play for a different team each week.
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Chris DeVille @chrisdeville.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wrote about the Chicago Bears hype train running into the side of a mountain painted to look like a tunnel by the Minnesota Vikings and God
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The Bears’ Quest For The NFL Scoring Record Runs Up Against Brian Flores, Mother Nature, And Fate
A recap of Week 2 in the NFL + fantasy football waiver advice
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Patrick Mahomes can throw a side arm fadeaway into a window the size of an atom but he can’t dump the ball off to his running back for shit
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Daniel Jones constantly makes the same face I used to make in 6th grade when I’d get called on to do a math problem on the blackboard and I had a boner
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
one day I will dance on the grave of limu emu while doug watches
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you need 5 yards, Kenneth Walker will get you 10. If you need 1 yard, Kenneth Walker will get you 0.
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