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gtemplin @gtemplin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

What is the German word for: the warmth one feels through a bag from your pet’s freshly deposited poop?

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gtemplin @gtemplin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Instagram link - not quite what I was hoping would happen

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Keep your friend's clothes but keep your enemy's toaster

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gtemplin @gtemplin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

How Gabby got her Groove Back

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gtemplin @gtemplin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It appears that fucking up has pulled into the lead.

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gtemplin @gtemplin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Did you already comment on that converse ad?

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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.

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gtemplin @gtemplin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Is there some other purpose that it serves?

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gtemplin @gtemplin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Apparently, this is Jamesson’s Razor.

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blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

me: [advancing my knight] how much to build a hotel on this square? grim reaper: first, as I explained, that's not how the horse moves

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gtemplin @gtemplin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

“Shutting up also doesn’t require a subscription.” Perhaps they might subscribe on a trial basis and see how it goes?

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gtemplin @gtemplin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The truth is unfairly critical of my lie.

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

me: should i chronicle history or document current events? funk soul brother: write about now

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gtemplin @gtemplin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

you are pleasantly surprised

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I hope this Ishmael finds you whale

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gtemplin @gtemplin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

How does one explain 1/1 and 12/25? Is there a mental/psychological influence of not wanting to birth on those days? Same with 13th?

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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Feel like we've all memory-holed the word forgot

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

If you continue to exist, you may be entitled to compensation

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gtemplin @gtemplin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

No different from my regular boner

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gtemplin @gtemplin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Everyone seems to be assuming we’re taking about driving

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The Oregon Trail reboot that the world needs right now. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.

Black and white photo of three dark tabby kittens, one lighter, tabby, and one white kitten sitting inside of a miniature covered wagon.

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gtemplin @gtemplin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Yes, because ketchup would be too on the nose.

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

If nobody pushes a button does it feel depressed?

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

One bean to rule them all One bean to find them One bean to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

The One Bean Dietitians
Recommend for Brain, heart, and gut health.
The darker the bean, the deeper the benefits.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026

A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"

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gtemplin @gtemplin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Where do I sign up? Asking for a friend. I mean, I would sign up, then ask if anyone wanted to be my friend.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I got new shoes. I’ll race all you mfers

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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

They built a huge, ugly thought-control tower right next to my house but actually I love it so much

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gtemplin @gtemplin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Stooges came to mind for me.

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gtemplin @gtemplin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Where are you on prescriptive vs descriptive? Irregardless is a word I will never use, except like this.

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gtemplin @gtemplin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

The success of this corner case does not sufficiently mitigate all the harm created to support the dumb shit.

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gtemplin @gtemplin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I’m sorry, we’re all out of time and have not decided. Please join us next time for Making Group Decisions.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I refuse to use my powers either for good or for evil. Mostly I just use them to make dachshunds very slightly longer

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gtemplin @gtemplin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

One of the beauties is that my mistake scuffs are almost as good as intentional ones.

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Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social · 13/06/2023

I would run in my flip flops, but I don’t want you to fall in love with me.

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

ME: I didn't choose the thug life THEM: you're eating soup in a cardigan at 10:30 on a Tuesday morning ME: I could not have been more clear

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