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What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva? One is a hunt on a course #FridayFuckology

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Wife: "I'm annoyed!" Husband: "Again or Still?" #FridayFuckology

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I'm thinking of buying Man City and flogging it to the Chinese. Who's with me? ⚽

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I'd work at a sex shop for a day just so I could confidently tell customers "You can shove this up your ass!" 😃 #FridayFuckology

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars They should just send me there to hit a golf ball #FridayFuckology

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I once dated a pair of twins, people always asked how I could tell them apart It was easy: Mary painted her fingernails purple and Bob had a cock #FridayFuckology

Just about had it with Amazon Every time I order chicken pellets and grain, they email me three days later asking for their feed back #FridayFuckology

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I recently lost my sex drive Or to put it more accurately, those fuckers at PC World recently lost my sex drive #FridayFuckology

Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Really pleased to get a full tank of petrol for £60.00 today Granted it was for the lawnmower, but I'm trying to keep positive #FridayFuckology

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You're hired!!! 😆

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DY1 Godly Fans ✝️ @godisnotaho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm surprised your sex tape from your trip to Wales last year didn't make the list. Demon.

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What are your top 5 British films in no particular order? (Subject to change without notice) Skyfall (2012) Withnail & I (1987) Trainspotting (1996) Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) Love Actually (2003)

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Tony!Toni!Toe Knee! @defullshilling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"The Depends, you got the Depends, right? ... and the good ass cream?"

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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026

World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice theonion.com/worlds-scientists-admi…

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ƬӇЄ ƝƛMЄ ƇƛƝƝƠƬ ƁЄ ƁԼƛƝƘ @correct.technical.li · 26/09/2026

Ugh, selfish people are the worst

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

They warned us Mamdani would impose Sharia law. Instead, he unleashed the real threat: line dancing in Bryant Park.

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Rhiannon Archer @splendentsweven.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hey wait, wasn't an old school Republican argument against homosexuality that it would lead to bestiality?

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Rhiannon Archer @splendentsweven.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Forever mood.

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Cath @catblack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Can everyone please go back to posting about football so I’ll go back to packing

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Tony!Toni!Toe Knee! @defullshilling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Brits castigating cooks for using cups and spoons to measure. "NO, NO! Gotta use weight and volume for accuracy. Anyway, when it's ready pop it in a medium oven." Is that temperature, or size?

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We need more women in meteorology I just feel like they'd report the inches with a little more accuracy #FridayFuckology

Vacation Dance Man by Pool

They say it takes around 28 days to form a habit But it only took me 1 day of my vacation to get used to not working #FridayFuckology

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ALT: Vacation Dance Man by Pool

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If I was a corner man for a female UFC fighter and she was losing the fight I would just yell "calm down!" #FridayFuckology

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What's the difference between a Bishop and a Rook? The Rook doesn't fuck kids #FridayFuckology

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