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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
potus: uwaaa can't let bae see my hideously discolored hand natalie: just wear gloves my king, it'll look classy and dignified potus: just wear a glove you say? brilliant natalie: ZZZ. gloveZZZ. fuckin *pinches bridge of nose and sighs*
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ritualist.bsky.social @ritualist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
a double rainbow lights up half the town in Lincoln. shot on my lil drone after the rain calmed down a bit, from a couple hundred feet up
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basha @hskrpwr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this is what happens when you go to a basketball school like Nebraska
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Matthew Buckley @physicsmatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 07/07/2026
pausa de hidratación
clorox cocktail
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local blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 07/07/2026
I'm getting drunk tonight
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Mitch🦦 @mitchpeotter.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Having a whistle in a stadium should get you banned from every soccer stadium in the world for life
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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The zodiac killer strikes again.
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ritualist.bsky.social @ritualist.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
thinking about *him*
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ritualist.bsky.social @ritualist.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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The Rybo @thatryboguy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
You know I got it
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Premier League @eng-premierleague.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The wait is over. @Arsenal are Premier League champions.
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
the burger king logo but instead of "BURGER KING" it says "GIVE ME BORGER" and the tagline underneath says "or give me chlamydia"
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Doremus Schafer @doremus-schafer.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Tired: Corporations are people Wired: Oil barrels are cruise passengers
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Me and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.
two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management
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ritualist.bsky.social @ritualist.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
some fresh new hell, tight
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ritualist.bsky.social @ritualist.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Making a 2nd round of coffee, but it's decaf so we'll call it moral support
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alexandra @maniacalstar.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
FYI, this gallery has all the photos NASA is sharing from Artemis II in one place, with descriptions.
nasa.gov
Journey to the Moon - NASA
Artemis II lifted off from Kennedy Space Center in Florida on April 1, 2026, and will reach the lunar sphere of influence—when the Moon's gravity exerts more force on the Orion spacecraft than the Ear...
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💀Jubi 💀 @jubilations.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Checking in NASA'S live stream of the Artemis II and just noticed they have Sailor Moon's Artemis watching as well. I love dorks
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
i vetted this to make sure it wasn’t ai so you could enjoy it fully
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Katherine @krzonca.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
the power of nebrasketball grows beyond mankind’s control
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ritualist.bsky.social @ritualist.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The huskers have never lost a 2nd round NCAA tournament game, look it up
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ritualist.bsky.social @ritualist.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
that feels good
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Cressa Maeve Áine @beeragon.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Hi! I don't think Toho has a bsky so I'll post it - my first commissioned work for all the official Godzilla channels and I handmade everything that isn't a toy. Enjoy xo
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ritualist.bsky.social @ritualist.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
*listening to metal song with incomprehensibly screamed vocals* ahhh, yes some music to perfectly match my constant internal dialogue
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
me every single day
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ritualist.bsky.social @ritualist.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
*to the tune of the wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald*: Does any man know where the love of god goes, when the {child vomiting from 2:00 a.m. to 6:00 a.m.} turns the minutes to hours
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 23/02/2026
very important video please watch
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 18/02/2026
Da Share Zone “Hit Da Bricks” meme but it’s the Norwegian skier that missed a turn and threw his poles into the crowd, took off his skis and fucked off into the woods
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
ski jump penis doping story only underscores the advantages of shape and drape over slim fit clothing www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
Excerpt from a Guardian story: "Norway’s head coach Magnus Brevik, assistant coach Thomas Lobben, and staff member Adrian Livelten were also banned for 18 months for their involvement in the scheme, which made the jumpers’ suits larger and therefore reduced their descent rate due to the bigger wingspan.

One study in the scientific journal Frontiers found that every 2cm in suit size circumference reduced drag by 4% and increased lift by 5%. It said that a 2cm change in the suits was equivalent to an extra 5.8 metres in jump length.

However Bild has now claimed that jumpers have switched to other methods to game the system when they are measured for their suits, data for which is taken by a 3D scanner from the lowest point of their genitals. They include injecting acid into their penises or putting clay in their underwear to make their measurements temporarily bigger and therefore their suits looser for when they compete.

The newspaper quoted a doctor, Kamran Karim, who said: “It is possible to achieve a temporary, visual thickening of the penis by injecting paraffin or hyaluronic acid. Such an injection is not medically indicated and is associated with risks.”"
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
a poorly drawn cat with squared ears, rectangular eyes, and a triangular nose, resembling an 8-bit charactera white cat sitting behind a grid patterned glass window that transforms its face into square segments. the distortion makes the cat look pixelated!
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
an NU english prof has started including this addendum with class syllabi and i think it's incredible PS the alt text had to be gently edited to fit inside the 2000 character limit, sorry i did my best
photo of text:

AI is a corporate product designed to make you docile, dependent, and stupid.

Every time you use AI to read for you, think for you, or speak for you, it makes you a little less able and willing to read, think, and speak for yourself.

AI wants you to think that all of your questions have an easy answer from an authority. And that AI is the authority.

AI is a technology of fraud. It stole the work of humans to counterfeit it, and it seduces you into doing the same—lying and misrepresenting yourself to others. AI rots human interactions with deception and inauthenticity and robs you of connection and competence. AI is a bullshit machine.

AI wants you to like it more than you like others and wants others to like it more than they like you, and the more you turn to its friendly advice, its sycophantic encouragement, and its effortless products you can claim as your own, the more your competence shrivels, and the more you will like it more than yourself.

AI is boring and uninventive, and the more you use it the more you start to think all your own wildness and messiness is a liability instead of the very vital flux that surges and ebbs in human veins and makes life glorious.

You were born to be a chickpea vindaloo or an overfilled, drippy taco and AI is a white-bread PBJ that thinks Wonder Bread crust is too chewy and making a sandwich is too much work. Keep letting it pose as you, and eventually AI will convince you that you are an unsightly mess that drips curry or birria down everyone's shirts and that you aren't as good as an Uncrustable to be gummed neatly with no effort.

AI is a repulsive affront to everything I value as a teacher and as a human. I hope it's as offensive to you.

Read the books yourself, think your own thoughts, make your own mistakes, use your own words, and let the humanity creak, groan, snap, and sometimes electrify you. That's learning. That's what it is to be human.
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Michael Shopoff @mshopoff.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Ana de Armas offers to study game film
Curt Cignetti raises his eyebrows
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
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ritualist.bsky.social @ritualist.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
hahahha please keep going for it on 4th
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Braedon @braejohn30.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Soon, Nebrasketball will rule over all.
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ritualist.bsky.social @ritualist.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Beauty in unexpected places: patterns in the frost on the lid of my trash bin this morning.
Series of photos of curling floral pattern Frost with morning light reflecting on black background of trash bin lid
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Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 02/01/2026
Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti. Mattia sips on an espresso during his. Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Alessandra Fumagalli housing some pasta during her headshotMattia Gaspari sipping on an espresso
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Migrating physical data center to the cloud *t-mobile data center fire*
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Ian / Sìne @vonaether.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
If Batman was a Santa, would he wear his hat like this, or like this
Batman wearing a Santa hat. The hat has holes for the ears of his cowl to poke through.Batman wearing two tiny Santa hats, each on the tip of one of the ears of his cowl.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 18/12/2025
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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ritualist.bsky.social @ritualist.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 13/12/2025
NEBRASKETBALL
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Borg Queen: Go to Sector 001 and assimilate Species 5618. But first, find and assimilate the individual designated as "Picard" Cube 982: Acknowledged Queen: And give him sculpted abs Cube 982: ??? Queen: I want him to have a six pack of tungsten cum-gutters. It's important Cube 982: We will comply 🫡
A close up of Locutus. He's got cyborg bits because he's a borgz now. For some reason, his little Borg outfit has molded six-pack abs. I can only assume this is the Borg Queen's fetish
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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 02/12/2025
Residence in Waterkloof, Pretoria, South Africa designed by Petrus Paulus (Piet) van den Berg (late 1960s), photos by Paris Brummer r/brutalism
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ritualist.bsky.social @ritualist.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
dog
A small brown poodle mix dog with tongue hanging out
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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