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Jason

@greaso.bsky.social
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Non-jogging nerd fixing animals. From Illinois, did some nuclear stuff in Texas. Explored central Missouri. hello Minnesota.

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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 8h
If we're going to have a death penalty it should be firing squad. 5 bullets to the head do quick work. There's no kind, compassionate way to kill someone. Let people see what it is that they support.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“if you crash a car on purpose, is it still an accident?”
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CJ Ciaramella @cjciaramella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everyone knows that staff are the biggest source of prison contraband, but banning books is way easier than pissing off the correctional officer unions.
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@sheehannewsletter.bsky.social cubs 1-15 RISP. Record?
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Disco @discosaurus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Reader, I do log in an app every time I wear a pair of shoes, and I don't think that's concerning, or "serial killer behavior" as it was put
A log of retired shoes with associated milage
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 19/09/2026
13/12 headline. No notes
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the fact that the NTSB is conducting a federal safety investigation of the helicopter crash, but nobody is going to do anything about the original deadly car crash, really shows just how few fucks our country gives about every day traffic violence that kills 40k people every year
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Tim “Positive Subway” Smith @positivesubway.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It tells you all you need to know about the role of policing in general that the people who are constantly shrieking about low-level crime and homelessness and bike lanes (lol) as intolerable intrusions on our quality of life have no problem with this
Private cars completely blocking a public sidewalk near a Bronx station house, rendering it unusable
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@themissjenn.bsky.social city of lakes tomorrow??
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think if you care about the welfare of trans people in America you should desperately want to see Democrats in control of the US House and especially the US Senate. I think the profound benefit to trans people should outweigh the frustration of voting for a Democrat you opposed in the primary.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i'm not gonna watch each Netflix NFL game live, i'm just gonna bingewatch the whole season when its over
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@312sportschi.bsky.social @danbernstein.bsky.social poor company for Odunze to be in.
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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pretty wild- if you used ASAP wildlife services in Minnesota and they told you an animal they removed did not have rabies, don’t count on it: “At least one customer has been told of negative results from a laboratory that does not perform animal rabies testing” 😳😳😳
health.state.mn.us
Health officials request information from people who used ASAP Wildlife Services MN amid potential rabies exposure investigation - MN Dept. of Health
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 05/09/2026
My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”
A shirt with the following words in rainbow colors:
Fluorine
Uranium
Carbon
Potassium
Titanium
Rubidium
Uranium
Magnesium
Platinum
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@sheehannewsletter.bsky.social parallel evolution of pitching and serving. Originally meant just to initiate volley/ball-on-play, and now dominated by witches. My column
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@titonka.bsky.social I feel like someone made this meme specifically for you.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This “game” on the White House website, a version of Snake where you play as a white man in a suit and you run around picking up identifiably black, Asian, and Latino men and putting them in orange jumpsuits, might be the most openly white supremacist thing I’ve ever seen the US government produce
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Do the children have 2 functioning kidneys? @glaucomflecken.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/aznnt...
youtube.com
First Day of Nephrology
YouTube video by Dr. Glaucomflecken
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
explaining to my children that when i was in elementary school i rawdogged water consumption via the school’s lone water fountain not with a sixty dollar water bottle
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 04/09/2026
Update: the dialect map quiz thing going around is a cheap knockoff of the good one, which is here: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
nytimes.com
How Y’all, Youse and You Guys Talk (Published 2024)
What does the way you speak say about where you’re from? Answer all the questions below to see your personal dialect map.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I agree with hegsethian ideology bc it says the south lost the civil war because of the low testosterone of its soldiers and leaders
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
shit like this is why i refuse the narrative around MPD being understaffed, underfunded or under-resourced because like another significant chunk of the force is blocking off 7th street especially between chicago & park nobody will explain how they overspent $30 million either
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Billy Binion @billybinion.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is Karyann Parkinson and her five kids. She just received a 6-month suspended jail sentence and is now on Virginia's child abuse registry. Her crime: letting her 5-year-old, Sam, walk a half-mile alone in their gated community. She's not the first. A thread.
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Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Another reminder that firefighter/police/emt opposition to policies like congestion pricing, bike lanes, road diets, pedestrianization, etc. typically have nothing to do with legitimate public safety concerns and everything to do with maintaining personal driving and parking privileges.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
we have immigrant concentration camps, diarrhea lettuce, zillion dollar gas, suicidal soldiers, measles resurgence, national park land sold to the highest bidder and teachers crowdfunding school supplies, but the real problems facing our country are a muslim senate candidate and an influencer
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Month ago would have only been Ms Rachel. But unfortunately, Hasan has snuck into feed recently. 2/25. Two years ago would be 0/25.
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My Minnesota wife complained when I put black pepper on a pasta dish last week without consulting her first as it was too spicy.
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Adam Miller @ajm6792.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
They are signaling that they do not care that it is racist
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Jungle Pamphlet
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I was a hormesis guy when I worked there fwiw.
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
asked the monkey paw to take out "the guy from home alone 2"
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TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Neutral in the culture war"
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@miketaddow.bsky.social watching my first Premier League match, why has there been no Pausa dé Hydratación?
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Radio.. hmm. That’s, like, a podcast that you can’t pause or turn to 1.5 speed and you can only listen at a certain time? *great show btw*
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Joseph @jamusco.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
That means more people are car free in Minneapolis than the total population of Eagan or Edina.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I know there are lot of people who think voting does nothing to stop fascism, but I do notice that one group who seems to think voting does something to stop fascism are the fascists, who are trying to prevent it as much as possible.
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Mr. Takes Off Shirt To Poop @hokutonokenburns.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
one of my buddies I play Warhammer with is a pediatric ICU doctor here in New York, he was telling me today how many parents he's had to tell "your child has no brain activity anymore" because of massive head trauma from being hit by a car. he was trying to convince me to wear a helmet on my bike
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Though cars kill far more Californians than guns every year, California lawmakers regularly introduce legislation designed to make gun ownership more expensive and onerous because they understand that beating up on gun owners is good politics. I wish they'd feel the same way about problem drivers.
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A nice walkable neighborhood like Sesame Street is what he needs after he killed a lady while drunk driving.
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Cameron Fraser @achfraser.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Yup. As someone who spent years doing risk assessments, I know that helmets are a last line of defence to try to limit the severity of consequences. They don't address causes and prevention like infrastructure does. If you ever really NEED your helmet, you're already having a bad day
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
@cheycab.bsky.social FYI
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Erik Ostrom @erikostrom.com · 16/08/2026
What we’re really talking about is kids paying the price for out-of-control police spending.
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Therapist: still having masochistic tendencies? Me: well, I did listen to @rickyodonn.bsky.social predict every Chicago bulls game.. Therapist: and… Me: <sigh> I listened to him do it on two different podcasts. Therapist: *prescribes Maxx Crosby trade to Bears to take my mind off bulls*
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Voilà: Francis Gagnon @chezvoila.com · 14/08/2026
Information designers have been hacking at recipe designs for ever and it took an engineer to come up with this design 20+ years ago.
Meat lasagna recipe.
It presents as a table with a list of ingredients on the left and then merged celles on the right with instructions as to how to combine ingredients and cook them.
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M. Nolan Gray 🥑 @mnolangray.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The purpose of American zoning is to put the most people—low- and middle-class families—in the worst locations so that the best locations, the quiet, elevated side streets, can be reserved for a small number of wealthier people. Everything else is just kind of window dressing.
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Did our part for all three of you and @kobey4governor.bsky.social
Adult and a baby both with I voted stickers.
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It's not just administrative bloat. It's disinvestment by the state. In 1996, 32 percent of the U's revenue came from the state. Now it's only 16 percent. If the state isn't funding it, how is it considered a public university? More about the University of Minnesota's upcoming employee pay cuts.
docs.google.com
Protect Affordable Health Care for University of Minnesota Employees
The University of Minnesota is planning to increase deductibles 400%, introduce 15% coinsurance, combine pharmacy and medical out-of-pocket maximums, increase those maximums by up to 60% for individua...
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@gourmetspud.bsky.social going through some old stuff in basement. Do you want this? I think you’re only Canadian I know.
30 year old National Geographic map of Atlantic Canada. Who knows if it’s a real place or some fictional story place like Narnia.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 08/08/2026
Replace Muslim with most any other minority community and it would warrant expulsion or at least censure But this vile dehumanizing hate targeted at Americans who are Muslim is accepted as legitimate political discourse and no one blinks
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Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @deardara.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Where are they going to flee to? Minnesota? And leave the Packers?? And become communists with us in the twin cities where house prices are higher? Truly WaPo has lost the thread. (Also Wisconsin if you do come, please please bring some of those cute cow shaped cheeses.)
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