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Jason

@greaso.bsky.social
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Non-jogging nerd fixing animals. From Illinois, did some nuclear stuff in Texas. Explored central Missouri. hello Minnesota.

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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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🇨🇦Tadhg Dalaigh @tadhgdalaigh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ve seen several friends by this point wrap themselves around to a “actually public live-streaming of executions is good” position from the left and like, man, I promise you, you don’t need to overthink this so much. It’s plain and simple barbarism and it’s bad.
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Alex Burness @burness.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If nothing else, just read the opening paragraphs of the new @vevalenz.bsky.social piece. This sort of casual cruelty, and worse, is so common in U.S. jails/prisons that to most it barely registers as scandalous—but it is, and this reporting really matters: boltsmag.org/california-p...
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social spiral or nah
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Imagine if a daycare center only installed electrical outlet covers one at a time after a toddler shocked himself, rather than just identifying all the outlets and covering them at once. That's basically the modern US city government approach to fixing streets.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you're old enough to compare this play to the Jeffrey Maier play, you should schedule a colonoscopy
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DCapTO @dcapto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Clean air in schools reduces infections for the WHOLE POPULATION. Why WOULDN’T we clean the air? The healthcare/missed work costs far exceed the infrastructure costs, don’t let them get away with “it costs too much”. Demand clean air in schools and workplaces!
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Corgis are bloody awful dogs”
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
2026 Chicago Cubs
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If we're going to have a death penalty it should be firing squad. 5 bullets to the head do quick work. There's no kind, compassionate way to kill someone. Let people see what it is that they support.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“if you crash a car on purpose, is it still an accident?”
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CJ Ciaramella @cjciaramella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everyone knows that staff are the biggest source of prison contraband, but banning books is way easier than pissing off the correctional officer unions.
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@sheehannewsletter.bsky.social cubs 1-15 RISP. Record?
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What was the subject of the paper?
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Get in writing a new contract. Pretty standard corporate screw job to hire someone at lower pay and lower responsibility then pass the higher responsibility on to them as an ‘honor’ without the commensurate pay raise.
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I would have taken out a car loan to buy 300 more pair of the brooks pure line had I known they were being discontinued. Note this is first page of an alphabetical list.
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Disco @discosaurus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Reader, I do log in an app every time I wear a pair of shoes, and I don't think that's concerning, or "serial killer behavior" as it was put
A log of retired shoes with associated milage
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Amen, brother.
List of shoes.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 19/09/2026
13/12 headline. No notes
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the fact that the NTSB is conducting a federal safety investigation of the helicopter crash, but nobody is going to do anything about the original deadly car crash, really shows just how few fucks our country gives about every day traffic violence that kills 40k people every year
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Tim “Positive Subway” Smith @positivesubway.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It tells you all you need to know about the role of policing in general that the people who are constantly shrieking about low-level crime and homelessness and bike lanes (lol) as intolerable intrusions on our quality of life have no problem with this
Private cars completely blocking a public sidewalk near a Bronx station house, rendering it unusable
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@themissjenn.bsky.social city of lakes tomorrow??
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think if you care about the welfare of trans people in America you should desperately want to see Democrats in control of the US House and especially the US Senate. I think the profound benefit to trans people should outweigh the frustration of voting for a Democrat you opposed in the primary.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i'm not gonna watch each Netflix NFL game live, i'm just gonna bingewatch the whole season when its over
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@312sportschi.bsky.social @danbernstein.bsky.social poor company for Odunze to be in.
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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pretty wild- if you used ASAP wildlife services in Minnesota and they told you an animal they removed did not have rabies, don’t count on it: “At least one customer has been told of negative results from a laboratory that does not perform animal rabies testing” 😳😳😳
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Health officials request information from people who used ASAP Wildlife Services MN amid potential rabies exposure investigation - MN Dept. of Health
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
JJ McCarthy has eligibility no?
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 05/09/2026
My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”
A shirt with the following words in rainbow colors:
Fluorine
Uranium
Carbon
Potassium
Titanium
Rubidium
Uranium
Magnesium
Platinum
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@sheehannewsletter.bsky.social parallel evolution of pitching and serving. Originally meant just to initiate volley/ball-on-play, and now dominated by witches. My column
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@titonka.bsky.social I feel like someone made this meme specifically for you.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This “game” on the White House website, a version of Snake where you play as a white man in a suit and you run around picking up identifiably black, Asian, and Latino men and putting them in orange jumpsuits, might be the most openly white supremacist thing I’ve ever seen the US government produce
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Do the children have 2 functioning kidneys? @glaucomflecken.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/aznnt...
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First Day of Nephrology
YouTube video by Dr. Glaucomflecken
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
explaining to my children that when i was in elementary school i rawdogged water consumption via the school’s lone water fountain not with a sixty dollar water bottle
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh no what happened? Are you okay?
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 04/09/2026
Update: the dialect map quiz thing going around is a cheap knockoff of the good one, which is here: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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How Y’all, Youse and You Guys Talk (Published 2024)
What does the way you speak say about where you’re from? Answer all the questions below to see your personal dialect map.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I agree with hegsethian ideology bc it says the south lost the civil war because of the low testosterone of its soldiers and leaders
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
shit like this is why i refuse the narrative around MPD being understaffed, underfunded or under-resourced because like another significant chunk of the force is blocking off 7th street especially between chicago & park nobody will explain how they overspent $30 million either
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Billy Binion @billybinion.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is Karyann Parkinson and her five kids. She just received a 6-month suspended jail sentence and is now on Virginia's child abuse registry. Her crime: letting her 5-year-old, Sam, walk a half-mile alone in their gated community. She's not the first. A thread.
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Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Another reminder that firefighter/police/emt opposition to policies like congestion pricing, bike lanes, road diets, pedestrianization, etc. typically have nothing to do with legitimate public safety concerns and everything to do with maintaining personal driving and parking privileges.
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Over on the other site by @ckamka.bsky.social “Cubs have now faced ELEVEN different position players this season. They have a combined 18.47 ERA in 12.2 innings this season (26 runs, 37 hits). Cubs batters against them: 87 PA, .507/.575/.849, 1.424 OPS, 7 HR”
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
we have immigrant concentration camps, diarrhea lettuce, zillion dollar gas, suicidal soldiers, measles resurgence, national park land sold to the highest bidder and teachers crowdfunding school supplies, but the real problems facing our country are a muslim senate candidate and an influencer
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Month ago would have only been Ms Rachel. But unfortunately, Hasan has snuck into feed recently. 2/25. Two years ago would be 0/25.
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Had a great time at the event today!
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My Minnesota wife complained when I put black pepper on a pasta dish last week without consulting her first as it was too spicy.
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Adam Miller @ajm6792.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
They are signaling that they do not care that it is racist
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You know someone from the cohort will be in denial and go visit MN state fair this weekend.
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Jason @greaso.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Jungle Pamphlet
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