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Gratliff

@gratliff.bsky.social
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Lazy sysadmin, decrepit oldfuck millennial, philly sports fan, respecter of petty bullshit.

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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Rock with Dennis Hastert
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I saw return of the living dead when I was 7 because I had terrible parents. Any other cutesy answer was banished from my memory by Tar Man biting into Suicide's skull
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Back during MTV's last gasp as a music product, they had a series of concert specials. Rage took the opportunity to show Battle of Mexico City, which was half concert, half documentary. 16 year old me learning about the zapatistas and the dark side of NAFTA did a lot for my world view.
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Rage Against the Machine - The Battle Of Mexico City 1999 (1080p)
YouTube video by Capt. Shiner
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is the shitlib version of finding out that Rage Against the Machine mix politics and music
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Some people stop learning in middle school.
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh goddamn, that's a bad ankle
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's a matter of whether Jeff Lurie wants to act as quickly and decisively in firing Sirianna as he did with banning Macklemore from playing the Linc
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is every team bad?
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Are we supposed to be okay with Lawrence Taylor again?
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's almost time for the annual "Who's going to be able to beat the Bills and Ravens in the postseason!?" articles
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
exciting Coopers
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(sees crimes beyond comprehension being done to my neighbors) hmm but how does this affect me.
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay, coop
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuuuuuck
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What A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🚨𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗔 𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝗧𝗼 𝗕𝗲 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗜𝗻𝗷𝘂𝗿𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝟭𝟬/𝟱 𝗢𝗨𝗧: @pattymo.com: (𝘗𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴) @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social: (𝘈𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘦 𝘏𝘶𝘭𝘬𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘢) @eliyudin.com: (𝘔𝘪𝘭𝘬 𝘓𝘦𝘨) 𝗘𝗽𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗱𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘁𝘂𝘀: ❌ 𝘾𝘼𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙇𝙇𝙀𝘿 ❌
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kara🐆 @karaonza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
since so many are asking: Geoffrey the Giraffe is very kind and generous in the bedroom but surprisingly is not very into Toys
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wooooof
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let keenum play for both teams
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Keenum getting some retribution for that NFC championship laugher
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Brandon Lee Gowton @brandonleegowton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THE BACKWARDS PASS TO MAKAI LEMON STUFF HAS LITERALLY NEVER PRODUCED A POSITIVE PLAY AND THE EAGLES INSIST ON RUNNING IT EVERY WEEK. Very cool stuff!
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Linda McMahon? Covering up sex abuse? I guess there's a first time for everything.
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Slim Reaper for US Senate
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cheating ass bears
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OFF SETTING
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh my god
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey, Vic, what the fuck?
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Flagkakke lives!
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i hear you, cris. if i had joe namath i would occasionally run him just to prove to his parole officer that he could move in a straight line
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My heart breaks for a second time this month. Pac was utmost professional and the one of the nicest human beings you’ll ever come across. It was an honor and a pleasure working together one final time last night. Be good to each other. 🖤
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RIP Pac. You were the most evil Flippy dude I ever had the pleasure to watch. Your half turn during the Sami Zayn NXT arc hit so hard that you had my boy screaming at the TV.
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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
These Lowe's commercials are cursed. Garrett is hurt. Jefferson is hurt. Dak plays for Dallas.
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
victory edition
baltimore comedian stavros halkias sitting in a purple lit room holding a gun.  he is wearing a lamar jackson jersey
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the joker laughing maniacally
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hahahahaha
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This could be so delicious
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Foh rio
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
On the best friends tier now. Highest possible recommendation.
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Ben Rothenberg @benrothenberg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sure, it was a little annoying to have to ask a Duane Reade employee to unlock a case so I could buy $6 nail clippers while I was in NYC, but it's white-collar theft like this that is actually hurting society on a meaningful scale and that we don't talk about nearly enough as a societal ill.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Twitter superstar @ironghazi has returned and is vowing to make his forthcoming shitposts somehow even worse than they used to be, a feat some have described as “impossible” and “please don’t”
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Scare-emy Haunt Wheels @kateneely.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ed Sheeran fans could save a lot of money just enjoying the ringtones that come with their phone
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Snakebitten QB job
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Slim Reaper does it again
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The thing with having a monster o line for years is that eventually you don't and everyone has a sad
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
oooof, bears
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Flimsy Steve welcome to the resistance
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
47 years ago today Pennie Smith photographed Paul Simonon of The Clash at the New York Palladium, September 20, 1979. She made one of the most famous images in music history. #punk #punks #punkrock #theclash #PaulSimonon #penniesmith #history #punkrockhistory #otd
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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
justified “FUCK ICE” chants in Hangman’s homestate of (Norfolk,) Virginia!!! #AEWDynamite
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