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Gratliff

@gratliff.bsky.social
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Lazy sysadmin, decrepit oldfuck millennial, philly sports fan, respecter of petty bullshit.

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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 14h
Doing the Coughlin DJax return clipboard throw because the 5'7" WR didn't run back into the CB on an underthrow
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lol
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Haka n roll McDonald’s Haka n roll McDonald’s Haka n roll McDonald’s Haka n roll McDonald’s Rock over Christchurch, rock on Tauranga Marmite, breakfast of champions
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
JD Vance is using law enforcement to target his ex, where will the corruption end
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Look: Men stopped for driving 'an actual couch' on North Carolina road
Police in North Carolina are reminding residents to put "safety first" on local roads after two men were pulled over for driving "an actual couch."
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Including me. I should also retire from them
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Rock with Dennis Hastert
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I saw return of the living dead when I was 7 because I had terrible parents. Any other cutesy answer was banished from my memory by Tar Man biting into Suicide's skull
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
True to this day
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Back during MTV's last gasp as a music product, they had a series of concert specials. Rage took the opportunity to show Battle of Mexico City, which was half concert, half documentary. 16 year old me learning about the zapatistas and the dark side of NAFTA did a lot for my world view.
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Rage Against the Machine - The Battle Of Mexico City 1999 (1080p)
YouTube video by Capt. Shiner
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What I mostly remember from the WTO and DNC protests at the time is how gently the protesters were treated. Downright neighborly behavior from the cops and national guard
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We're working on increasing efficiency by eliminating the shrugging
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is the shitlib version of finding out that Rage Against the Machine mix politics and music
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Some people stop learning in middle school.
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wildly cursed job between Ben Van Sumeren and Leonard Weaver
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh goddamn, that's a bad ankle
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's a matter of whether Jeff Lurie wants to act as quickly and decisively in firing Sirianna as he did with banning Macklemore from playing the Linc
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is every team bad?
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Are we supposed to be okay with Lawrence Taylor again?
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cheese reproduces asexually. Everyone knows this
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's almost time for the annual "Who's going to be able to beat the Bills and Ravens in the postseason!?" articles
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
exciting Coopers
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(sees crimes beyond comprehension being done to my neighbors) hmm but how does this affect me.
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay, coop
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuuuuuck
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of the most head-scratching trailers I’ve ever seen. It was followed by Bill Burr yelling at Zuckerberg like he was mad at the Red Sox
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What A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🚨𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗔 𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝗧𝗼 𝗕𝗲 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗜𝗻𝗷𝘂𝗿𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝟭𝟬/𝟱 𝗢𝗨𝗧: @pattymo.com: (𝘗𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴) @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social: (𝘈𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘦 𝘏𝘶𝘭𝘬𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘢) @eliyudin.com: (𝘔𝘪𝘭𝘬 𝘓𝘦𝘨) 𝗘𝗽𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗱𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘁𝘂𝘀: ❌ 𝘾𝘼𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙇𝙇𝙀𝘿 ❌
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ll put the opening of Suikoden 3 over any amount of Vice City
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
deadspin.com/fred-smoot-w...
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Deadspin | Fred Smoot, Who Double-Donged Two Hookers, Peed His Pants After Being Arrested For DUI
Deadspin | Fred Smoot, Who Double-Donged Two Hookers, Peed His Pants After Being Arrested For DUI
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kara🐆 @karaonza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
since so many are asking: Geoffrey the Giraffe is very kind and generous in the bedroom but surprisingly is not very into Toys
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wooooof
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let keenum play for both teams
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Keenum getting some retribution for that NFC championship laugher
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Brandon Lee Gowton @brandonleegowton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THE BACKWARDS PASS TO MAKAI LEMON STUFF HAS LITERALLY NEVER PRODUCED A POSITIVE PLAY AND THE EAGLES INSIST ON RUNNING IT EVERY WEEK. Very cool stuff!
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Linda McMahon? Covering up sex abuse? I guess there's a first time for everything.
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Slim Reaper for US Senate
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cheating ass bears
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OFF SETTING
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh my god
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey, Vic, what the fuck?
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm terrified every time they're on an obvious run down
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'll always remember how he had an ass so muscular that his trunks no longer conformed to it
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Flagkakke lives!
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shockingly impressive to interfere with one hand and catch the ball with the other
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I mean, you kind of have to, you just can't
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lmao
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i hear you, cris. if i had joe namath i would occasionally run him just to prove to his parole officer that he could move in a straight line
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bo no!
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Gratliff @gratliff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Obsessing over Dawkins is perfectly acceptable, just not like this
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My heart breaks for a second time this month. Pac was utmost professional and the one of the nicest human beings you’ll ever come across. It was an honor and a pleasure working together one final time last night. Be good to each other. 🖤
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