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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I'm voice training to sound like Captain Beefheart
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Lioness @insanemistress.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
boomers looking at the market rn
The progressing clown meme reading:

The benefits offered here are very good

We don't need a union

What if workers felt like they invested in the market

We don't need pensions, we have a 401K
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Clear Channel has released a list of songs not to play in the wake of the stock market crash
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Old Guy in 2025's remake of the Blues Brothers: "Ya got my cheese rizz boy?
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
When Ray Parker Jr said “Bustin makes me feel good” I really felt that
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Morgan "Joshi Dyke Dickhead"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
klasky csupo knew how to craft a milf i swear to god
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Rubbing One Out While Reeling One call it masterbating
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Jorkin it while chewing beef jerky, call that masturcating
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Gaia ⚖️ @mawile.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I have nine children living in a $9,000,000 life-sized replica of the Titanic and if they develop psychic powers they don't die 🥰
YouTube thumbnail: Mr. Beast, happily dressed as a ship commander, stands in front of a cutscene depicting the children from "999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors" (Zero Escape series) in front of the ninth door.
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
"Leaves of Grass" more like "Leaves of ASS". Fuck you Walt Whitman
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/03/2025
it is BUCK WILD that they are just texting this shit to each other
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
This is some "Twilight Zone" bullshit
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
THAT NEW CHESAPEAKE OYSTER CATCHERS LOGO MY GOODNESS
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GingerOfOz @gingerofoz.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I built a Playstacean!
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
You still are, when music hits you feel no pain.
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
*Fill thee lungs with blood and thunder* Me after walking up stairs
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
It would be like the music from Friday the 13th with all the heavy breathing.
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Yeah for the most part and then there's things like this that probably throw that off statically speaking
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: No villains.
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a man in a tuxedo says " and i hope that their first child , be a masculine child . "
ALT: a man in a tuxedo says " and i hope that their first child , be a masculine child . "
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Whoop Whoop
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
You know what fuck y'all. (you know if I'm directing this to you)
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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
science lied when they said that there was a credit card worth of microplastics in our brains, all mine had was an Arby's gift card with 2.36 on it
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Fuck, Marry, Kill?
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Me sitting in machine shop "What is the hammer called again?" "Ball Peen" *laughs uncontrollably*
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
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Ungovernable Swan @lobleytea.northsky.social · 10/03/2025
New band name: Narcoleptic Android
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Do Mormon only cook using Extra Virgin Olive Oil?
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Working on my Albert Fish cosplay. I'm on pins and needles
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
What if one of the astronauts has already been eaten
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Michelle Rapp ➡️ MagicCon Atlanta @kilnfiendpotter.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Happy International Women's Day! May we all embody this energy today and always.
The painting "Judith Slaying Holofernes" by Artemisia Gentileschi.
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Gary R Simonds @garys79.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Amen
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Musk probably thought that meant it was owned by a black person.
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/03/2025
children used to be able to work in mines and metal foundries because we let them drink beer and smoke cigarettes at age nine. but child labor just isn’t viable now that most kids are teetotalers
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
For Lent I'm giving up
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Bring Bipolar means "March Madness" doesn't have anything to do with basketball.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
That’s a male lion.
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 03/03/2025
My only thought on naming games is that if "Balatro", "Disco Elysium", "LUFTRAUSERS", "Planetenverteitigungskanonenkommandant", "What Remains of Edith Finch", "Journey", and "Kingdom Hearts 2.8 something" can all be successful, it just doesn't matter. If it is successful it'll stick, not vice versa.
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Lost (CC Arc) @lostleader.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
NOTHING WILL MAKE ME TRY HEEL MORE THAN ASKING ME TO DO MY JOB AFTER HOURS. No I will not help you, you have a time limit to follow me out the door and that's it. FUCK OFF LADY!
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Lil' Wayne should be the spokesperson for Lean Cuisine
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I Love The Oscars
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
They saw he who seeks revenge must dig two graves, lol If im seeking revenge I'm taking out WAY more than two people
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Lost (CC Arc) @lostleader.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Revenge is known to boost confidence and make you feel better when achieved.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2025
NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes
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NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes
SILVER SPRING, MD—As mass firings of career experts and scientists continued to roil the federal government, officials confirmed Friday that cuts to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration...
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
This is extraordinary
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