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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I'm voice training to sound like Captain Beefheart
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Has one politician "Rick-Rolled" another one yet?
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
It was Goblin Market wasn't it ... WASN'T IT.
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Lioness @insanemistress.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
boomers looking at the market rn
The progressing clown meme reading:

The benefits offered here are very good

We don't need a union

What if workers felt like they invested in the market

We don't need pensions, we have a 401K
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Clear Channel has released a list of songs not to play in the wake of the stock market crash
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Old Guy in 2025's remake of the Blues Brothers: "Ya got my cheese rizz boy?
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I was thinking Thanks as Yoko Ono
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
"I'm not going to ask the guy making your sandwich to moan. I mean I don't think he would do that. Ok ok I'll ask I'll ask"
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
When Ray Parker Jr said “Bustin makes me feel good” I really felt that
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Reminds me of when I was a stripper. My name was Stretch Marx
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I've seen some drones doing some things like that in my area.
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
"Goodbye, Fortunato. Also LIKE, COMMENT, AND SUBSCRIBE.
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Morgan "Joshi Dyke Dickhead"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
klasky csupo knew how to craft a milf i swear to god
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Rubbing One Out While Reeling One call it masterbating
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Jorkin it while chewing beef jerky, call that masturcating
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Those stupid wax bottle thing.
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
This is what Dave Thomas died for.
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
It does look like he has a tiny moustache
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
This is what Dave Thomas would have wanted
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
*waves hand*
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Gaia ⚖️ @mawile.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I have nine children living in a $9,000,000 life-sized replica of the Titanic and if they develop psychic powers they don't die 🥰
YouTube thumbnail: Mr. Beast, happily dressed as a ship commander, stands in front of a cutscene depicting the children from "999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors" (Zero Escape series) in front of the ninth door.
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
"Leaves of Grass" more like "Leaves of ASS". Fuck you Walt Whitman
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/03/2025
it is BUCK WILD that they are just texting this shit to each other
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
pfft I think you mean Louis Armstrong.
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
media.tenor.com
a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
ALT: a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Someone has to show those bitch ass babies it's not too hard
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Steve Ray Schlong
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
This is some "Twilight Zone" bullshit
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Do you mean the bones of the house? Or do you mean the literal bones that you have buried underneath.
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
just realized that was TikTok and not here I am so sorry
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
We'll try not being a stupid ass dork. (JK love you Lost, just trying to get one of these messages to get my street cred up)
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
B-O-O-O That spells Booo
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
THAT NEW CHESAPEAKE OYSTER CATCHERS LOGO MY GOODNESS
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GingerOfOz @gingerofoz.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I built a Playstacean!
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
You still are, when music hits you feel no pain.
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
*Fill thee lungs with blood and thunder* Me after walking up stairs
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
It would be like the music from Friday the 13th with all the heavy breathing.
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Yeah for the most part and then there's things like this that probably throw that off statically speaking
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
You were the only human it interacted with, you were practically it's God, just thanking you.
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Yeah you are making some definite good points. I may have one more if that's cool. Maybe two for the price of one.
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: No villains.
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a man in a tuxedo says " and i hope that their first child , be a masculine child . "
ALT: a man in a tuxedo says " and i hope that their first child , be a masculine child . "
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Whoop Whoop
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Yeah you are right about everyone on that show being villainous. I have an alternative
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
He would administer his insect poison to himself in small doses to build his immune system, basically ivermectin, like that time he got rabies
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grandpasghost.bsky.social @grandpasghost.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
You know what fuck y'all. (you know if I'm directing this to you)
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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
science lied when they said that there was a credit card worth of microplastics in our brains, all mine had was an Arby's gift card with 2.36 on it
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