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Christopher Titus

@titusnation.bsky.social
55K followers 157 following 612 posts

Comedian, writer, fair and brutal, self aware and oblivious, pragmatically delusional, independent and co-dependent. CARRYING MONSTERS my new 90 min at Christophertitus.com

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StacesCases2 🇨🇦 📎 @stacescases2.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@titusnation.bsky.social tackles the science behind the #AtlanticMeridionalOverturningCirculation while blending in pop culture references like Thanos to explain complex environmental shifts. #IfWeDontDoSomethingAboutThisShitOurGrandchildrenAreGonnaFreezeThenDieOnFireChange youtu.be/SdG01zeXHMk?...
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The Actual ARMAGEDDON Armageddon Update! | Armageddon Update
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I wish someone would explain the “ covid conspiracies” point, what was the “flat earth conspiracies” point. Is there a flat earth cartel monetizing stupidity? Why are you people so confidently ignorant.
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There will be a day, the news will break, tears will flow, laughter will rise from the streets. The joy at the end of this rapist shit bags days will be unlike anything we’ve seen in our lives. The jailing of his henchmen and family will be icing on the cake. I am living into this future. Tick tock
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
We now know for sure that they are hiding drugs that will keep you alive but we can’t get them. We know that because the walking putrid carcass that is the president still walks the earth.
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Well, I’m here on BlueSky again, all of Reagan’s children got tired of circle jerking on X and migrated to threads. I’m here to cleanse myself.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 04/02/2026
Heads are going to explode 💥 Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third. All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit. 1/3
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Trump and his poop plane is probably one of the most childish, asshole-ish, clown, dipshit moves this pillow fisted, rapist, pedo has ever pulled.
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
It will be now. On it.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
BREAKING: RFK says “who’s got your nose?!” Linked to autism in infants.
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
We have lost our minds.
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
We won’t get our international agriculture market back until we get rid of Congestive Heart Fuhrer. Come on McDonalds be what we know you to be.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Mabel & I hope all our fellow Californians vote YES on Prop. 50! #FightFireWithFire
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Everything is fine…..
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Where the fuck are 1800 people?
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Wait, beside the idiotic idea of black paint being hotter than searing rusted metal… We’re only painting the exit side? The dumb surrounded by the dumber.
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Jack E. Loped @jack3loped.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Hey! Governor DeSantus:
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Punchline Houston this week, back to school week is already a weird one but Texas? All these parents getting their kids ready to not learn history.
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
LESS THAN ONE PERCENT OF THE EPSTEIN FILES HAVE BEEN RELEASED.
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Hey!!! Rocky Laporte One of the nicest, original voices in stand up, a dude who has zero bad stories about him, got in a horrible accident and has already had three surgeries including a hip replacement, he’s a road dog with four kids. I dropped some Qwan on his go fund me, help. gofund.me/a6dbaec0
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Donate to Support Rocky's Road to Recovery, organized by LaPorte Family
On the morning of 8/3 Rocky was involved in a serious car accident that resulted in hi… LaPorte Family needs your support for Support Rocky's Road to Recovery
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I just want to be clear, the woman, who recruited children to be raped, by rich men, AND has been convicted of those crimes. just got moved to a minimum security prison? We are so lost. Good game, idiots.
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Hey, flat earth morons!
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Over on day one.
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
How long do we take this? How long do protect our comfort over our liberty? How long until we can’t protect our liberty because we waited too long? Either way our comfort is over. This will get worse.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 19/07/2025
I appreciate it's cliche and pointless to note this, but I don't think that six months into her term a hypothetical President Kamala Harris would be suing MSNBC, Bill Gates and The Guardian for reporting on her close personal friendship with a paedophile.
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JewdyGold @jewdygold.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Don’t say I didn’t warn you! Now’s a good time to read my book!
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 19/07/2025
NEW ANGLE Watch and decide, but I was never fully convinced he was shot in the first place. Never mind that his ear should’ve been blown off—now completely healed. Or that the Secret Service took their time getting him offstage. But from this angle: you see the photographers guided into place…
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
This seems normal for a presidential assassination attempt, no body, no investigation. Cool. www.newsweek.com/thomas-matth...
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Thomas Matthew Crooks' body was "gone" when Rep. tried to examine: Report
"My effort to examine Crooks' body on Monday, August 5, caused quite a stir and revealed a disturbing fact," Clay Higgins said in a new report.
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
The Nazis banned books. So when you magats say things like “you can’t call people Nazis,” yeah you can, when you accept, or agree with Nazis. You’re a Nazi.
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Trump’s a Russian asset.
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
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TRUMP: PEACE THROUGH WAR! | Armageddon Update
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Trumps dad is American because of birthright citizenship. Pass it on. Trumps Mom wasn’t an American born citizen. Pass it on Trump splooshed out of the vagina of an immigrant. Pass it on
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I do not get it…are rich people struggling?
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William "Chip" Nagel @cto1usn.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UafA... Courtesy of @titusnation.bsky.social
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TRUMP'S FAST & FURIOUS F-UP!!! | Armageddon Update
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
www.threads.com/@gladet.cr/p...
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Glade Thomas (@gladet.cr) on Threads
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
To all my breakfast burrito family out there, I have been searching for the perfect breakfast burrito in LA for 22 years. I’ve tried every artisan place, every wicked cool place. Now, and with 100% certainty the best breakfast burrito in California, is from, IHOP. You’re Welcome. -Titus
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Amazing Job today. Streets packed, they now have to realize, there ain’t enough cops to EVER make us stop. #AmericansSavingAmeeica
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Taco 47 hates you in law enforcement and in the military. The only thing he hates worse is the constitution. You took an oath to protect and serve the the American people, Not a dictator with a dick like a tater-tot.
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Tony Gramsci @needriemi.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Republicans kill children.
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Dude inspired Prince, RIP.
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George Hahn @georgehahn.com · 09/06/2025
Dear MAGA: You’re not cool. You never have been, and you never will be. And deep down, you know it. That’s why you’re pissed. P.S. Bummer about your cock.
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
.226 would have vaporized it. But not even a scar? Right.
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Every time I see his lifts making him stand like this I hear. “You Been hit by, you been struck by, a smooth criminal.” 34 time convicted…
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Yeah, Bidens old…
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Exactly.
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Here is Friday’s Armageddon update, holy hell things are moving fast. Working on a new one now. youtu.be/PoAyBLr8IHk?...
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HIGH TIMES AT THE WHITE HOUSE | Christopher Titus Armageddon Update
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
PRESI-DEMENTIA/CON-MANDER-IN-CHIEF/FATTY SHACK/AYATOLLAH COMPLAINI/TANNIBAL LECTER/SCAMMY DAVIS JR./RICH LITTLE HANDS/HIPPOPOTUS/OUR FONDLING FARTER/TRUMPELSTILTSKIN/HUNGRY HUNGRY HYPOCRITE/DICTATOR TOT/UNCLE SCAM/QUID PRO COMBOVER/MANGO MUSSOLINI/FRANCIS FORD GROPE-ALA/ALEXANDER SCAMILTON <the end>
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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Really hope these billionaires can make it through.
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