Reposted by worm boy autism MPHLisa 🇨🇦 @peacewind.aero · 01/10/2026I spilled half a bag of cat food on the floor. My cat, who hasn’t finished her provided food today, scrambled to consume as many pieces as she could. She then proceeded to sit on the remaining mound on the floor like some sort of cat Smaug. 1143835
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14780801990
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/07/2026PROTIP: Before responding to a post online, press “X” to equip EYEBALLS to perform the READ action to check if ten people have already said the same exact unfunny non-joke 291935217
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 21/09/2026smashing her face against the pickle to absorb its mystical energies 615318
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHMelissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 07/09/2026you can tell who lacks any grounding in harm reduction by these confident “how dare we meet them where they’re at” takes 122222
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHExtremely Haunted @extremelyuncanny.com · 07/09/2026As is tradition 0303122
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 05/09/2026thinking about disc film 1954868
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 05/09/2026may I help you sir 2445025
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHThinking Person's Guide to Autism @thinkingautism.com · 27/08/2026Many of these issues are real: it's hard to find affordable, accessible housing with the level of in-home supports people actually need. But the issue isn't that regulations make it too hard to build congregate settings 145
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHjohnedwinmason @johnedwinmason.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One more great thing about Dolly. She was a paid-up union member — American Federation of Musicians, Local 257, Nashville. And she had been for 58 years. www.afm.org/2026/08/afm-...afm.orgAFM Statement on the Passing of Dolly PartonToday, the entire community of professional musicians mourns the loss of an irreplaceable icon and a generous heart: Dolly Parton. While the world knows her as a global superstar and philanthropist… 2667331775
Reposted by worm boy autism MPH🦇 bat 🦇 millman @mpoltonsimon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Thinking about my main man big challenges 8331129
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles 35136342123
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHAdrian Daub @adriandaub.bsky.social · 22/08/2026We thawed Saint Thomas Aquinas in order to see what he'd say about our modern world, and he's been locked in there for four hours just giggling and operating the bidet 39211
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Sorry chatbot lovers but the waning of Boolean operators in most search functions on websites has made my life actively worse. You can't find anything, you can only have things suggested to you. 10464131087
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHseasonally appropriate ghost of kate b. @katebitz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026this is a point that i feel a lot of people are missing. “race realism” is based on incredibly shoddy research, much of it financed by groups like the Pioneer Fund, which started out in the 30s by funding the distribution of eugenicist Nazi propaganda in the US 1239
worm boy autism MPH @gosuperdonnie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026me, the first part of this video: if he doesn’t mention Isabel Fall & I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter, I’m going to scream. me, the second part of this video: hell yeah. wait. is this situation appropriate for a hell yeah? no. okay. good he’s discussing Fall and ISIAAAH anyway. 010
worm boy autism MPH @gosuperdonnie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026and the other thing about combatting vaccine disinfo on the internet is that different audiences need different info/techniques, but everyone can see everything. (eg, doing Science Comms as a profession requires diff techniques from dealing with your antivaxx neighbor, but that’s not always clear) 110
worm boy autism MPH @gosuperdonnie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026[with more detailed alt text] hey why is mixmoji posting this Easy Read icon I made at some point?? 100
worm boy autism MPH @gosuperdonnie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026new Acrobat interface … evil … awful … soul-sucking … makes me want to give up and throw my computer in a ditch … 110
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHJuliet E McKenna @julietemckenna.bsky.social · 09/08/2026"But I have had to go to the checkout in a chemist's with about eight tubes of KY Jelly and three tubs of Vaseline and explain what's happening when I get strange looks." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukRare turtle Rhossi to be flown 5,000 miles home to Gulf of MexicoA rare turtle is being flown home to the Caribbean Sea after being found washed up in Wales. 23113
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 07/08/2026Boolean logic implies seven canonical gender gates: NOT, OR, NOR, AND, NAND, XOR, XNOR 1419641
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHI'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Today is International Cat Day. May all cats be happy 119129652620
worm boy autism MPH @gosuperdonnie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026a ludicrous amount of government digital infrastructure in the US is decades-old software running on decades-old hardware, handling data like people’s full names, social security numbers, private health information, and more. or operating systems that control doomsday weapons. or (maybe?) both! 100
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 24/07/2026truly truly truly truly truly truly sick and tired of seeing the trans panic used as a venue for liberal cis people to get their little japes in. i’m so glad you get to pat yourself on the back but please do it somewhere i can’t fucking see it. thanks! 086374
worm boy autism MPH @gosuperdonnie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026genuinely the “hold call” feature in iOS (mutes the call and mic until it detects someone speaking on the other end, then alerts you to pick up) has been a lifesaver for me. Calling the county to deal with Medicaid bureaucracy routinely takes 2+ hours and this makes that possible without a meltdown. 120
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHI'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Uni and Sora 193342431
worm boy autism MPH @gosuperdonnie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026if I had a nickel for every person I knew who had to meet up with a stranger to handle a transaction related to the bicycle of someone they knew who was currently in Germany … I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice. 100
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHceej @ceej.online · 23/12/2024the four-year old is expressing some concern over the concept of “getting goblined” 1022117
worm boy autism MPH @gosuperdonnie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026some takeaways from this report: • the produce exposed to wildfire smoke had extremely low concentrations of the tested toxins, below the “no significant risk level” in almost all cases. • the cancer protection gained from eating fresh produce outweighs the risks of wildfire-affected crops by far. 150
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 17/07/2026have you all seen jimothy 733430793
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHJamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I want to visit Japan for many reasons, but the current highest is the possibility of meeting Robin the island cat: www.instagram.com/p/DajMhZNk6t8/ 4252081044
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHGus & Echo @katskitties.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Gus is a grumpy ice cream salesman tonight 😹 21338
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHpublic health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 11/07/2026pawsa de hidratación 6902123
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHPunished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 06/07/2026Makes me think of this classic 417057
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Popping in to the local hardware and erotica store 111419
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHJeremy Peppas @arkansasnewsroom.com · 05/07/2026Man, the YMCA song, our country’s most cherished gay sex anthem, being played live at the nation’s 250th birthday by the Armed Forces Orchestra. America’s never been weirder. 1248671
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Today is the 167th anniversary of the first sign that bankrupted businessman Joshua Norton had gone a bit funny – because he published in a San Francisco newspaper a 58-word manifesto for the United States, and then declared himself US Emperor two months later 🧵 715247
worm boy autism MPH @gosuperdonnie.bsky.social · 04/07/2026no borders, no nations, except COOL CRAB nation, which lives everywhere in our hearts 🥰 🦀 030
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHAlice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 04/07/2026proudly flying the flag on this important day 5476125
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHICE must be destroyed 🏳️⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Anyways here's the poet himself writing the next 15 years of American political history in one tweet Moreover, ICE must be destroyed 4924209
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHmichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 03/07/2026THE TIME OF THE IMAGE IS ENDED... THE AGE OF TEXTPOSTERS IS NOW 182153506
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026i'm finally going through the dissents in the birthright citizenship case, each of which grafts some extremely broad unspoken exception onto the plain language of the constitution, and every single dissent can be rebutted by asking "if that is what the drafters meant then why didn't they say it?" 463098358
Reposted by worm boy autism MPHmorticia toastems @toasty.cx · 30/06/2026what else is there to say that won't get me banned? 0263