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@gosuperdonnie.bsky.social
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god’s strongest autistic mess. professionally, accessibility specialist. not professionally, accessibility socialist. cat parent. increasingly cyborgic sparkling water fan. pronouns: xe/xem, it/its, they/them.

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Lisa 🇨🇦 @peacewind.aero · 01/10/2026
I spilled half a bag of cat food on the floor. My cat, who hasn’t finished her provided food today, scrambled to consume as many pieces as she could. She then proceeded to sit on the remaining mound on the floor like some sort of cat Smaug.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/07/2026
PROTIP: Before responding to a post online, press “X” to equip EYEBALLS to perform the READ action to check if ten people have already said the same exact unfunny non-joke
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 21/09/2026
smashing her face against the pickle to absorb its mystical energies
My cat pressing a pickle-shaped catnip pillow against her foreheadNow she is squeezing it tighter. She has an orange and brown coat with white belly and pawsWith both paws, she squooshes the pillow against her noggin. Her ears are back. She relaxes. The pickle’s powers have been fully transferred
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liz ten eleven @selectric.space · 15/09/2026
two of them.
jojo and jude, two cats, in a bowl-shaped level of a cat tree. jude is licking jojo’s leg, which is sprawled out on the top of the bowl
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 07/09/2026
you can tell who lacks any grounding in harm reduction by these confident “how dare we meet them where they’re at” takes
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Extremely Haunted @extremelyuncanny.com · 07/09/2026
As is tradition
Todaybor day is Labor Day! 
Homestar Runner holding a wooden spoon with a bowl for a helmet screams as The Cheat stares off
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
thinking about disc film
Burt on a Kodak disc film box
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
may I help you sir
Burt staring directly at me from the end of the couch
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Thinking Person's Guide to Autism @thinkingautism.com · 27/08/2026
Many of these issues are real: it's hard to find affordable, accessible housing with the level of in-home supports people actually need. But the issue isn't that regulations make it too hard to build congregate settings
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johnedwinmason @johnedwinmason.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One more great thing about Dolly. She was a paid-up union member — American Federation of Musicians, Local 257, Nashville. And she had been for 58 years. www.afm.org/2026/08/afm-...
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AFM Statement on the Passing of Dolly Parton
Today, the entire community of professional musicians mourns the loss of an irreplaceable icon and a generous heart: Dolly Parton. While the world knows her as a global superstar and philanthropist…
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worm boy autism MPH @gosuperdonnie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Poster with the 2026 Kentucky Secretary of State “I Voted” Sticker Finalists

Finalist 1: Sticker has red, white, and blue text reading “I Voted 250” and a creature that I can only describe as “what if the Incredible Hulk was more crocodilian?” Sticker by Cash L of Fleming County Elementary School. 

Finalist 2: Sticker has red, white, and blue text reading “I Voted” and a drawing of a cardinal dropping a ballot into a box. Sticker by Heer P of Metcalfe County Middle School. 

Finalist 3: Sticker has a drawing of Abraham Lincoln and the words “I Voted.” Sticker by Meylin Z of Western Hills High School. 

Finalist 4: Sticker features a drawing of a Kentucky-shaped billboard on a green hill with a smiling sun above. Sticker text reads “I Voted // Kentucky Proud!” Sticker by Ryker A of Bush Elementary School. 

Finalist 5: Sticker features a US flag background, a bald eagle, a horse, a cardinal, some corn, and the words “I Voted” both written in English and fingerspelled in ASL. Sticker by Rylan B of Jesse Stuart Elementary School. 

Finalist 6: Sticker features a drawing of an Elmo-like creature on fire and the words “I Voted.” Sticker by Suzy H of Woodford County Middle School. 

Finalist 7: Sticker (or rather a torn piece of paper rather than the provided sticker circle template) features a yellow emoji-like face halfway between a smiley face and a neutral face. The words “voting time” appear below the face. Sticker design appears to have been painted rather than drawn. Sticker by Walden F of Veteran’s Park Elementary School. 

Finalist 8: Sticker features two figures (presumably from Kentucky history) shaking hands, surrounded by the text “United We Stand, Divided We Fall” and the text “I Voted” above that. Sticker by Xavier C of Saints Peter and Paul School.
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🦇 bat 🦇 millman @mpoltonsimon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Thinking about my main man big challenges
The Sanrio character big challenges who is a crocodile and perfect
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
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Adrian Daub @adriandaub.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We thawed Saint Thomas Aquinas in order to see what he'd say about our modern world, and he's been locked in there for four hours just giggling and operating the bidet
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Sorry chatbot lovers but the waning of Boolean operators in most search functions on websites has made my life actively worse. You can't find anything, you can only have things suggested to you.
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seasonally appropriate ghost of kate b. @katebitz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
this is a point that i feel a lot of people are missing. “race realism” is based on incredibly shoddy research, much of it financed by groups like the Pioneer Fund, which started out in the 30s by funding the distribution of eugenicist Nazi propaganda in the US
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worm boy autism MPH @gosuperdonnie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
me, the first part of this video: if he doesn’t mention Isabel Fall & I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter, I’m going to scream. me, the second part of this video: hell yeah. wait. is this situation appropriate for a hell yeah? no. okay. good he’s discussing Fall and ISIAAAH anyway.
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worm boy autism MPH @gosuperdonnie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
and the other thing about combatting vaccine disinfo on the internet is that different audiences need different info/techniques, but everyone can see everything. (eg, doing Science Comms as a profession requires diff techniques from dealing with your antivaxx neighbor, but that’s not always clear)
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worm boy autism MPH @gosuperdonnie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the bacon wanter has arrived.
Blurry picture of Evie, a small seal point ragdoll-ish cat, looking at me in the hopes I’ll give her bacon.
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worm boy autism MPH @gosuperdonnie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
[with more detailed alt text] hey why is mixmoji posting this Easy Read icon I made at some point??
Emoji kitchen-style mashup of the landline phone and check mark emojis, resulting in a clipboard with a list of three red telephones and dummy text, with a green check mark on top of it
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worm boy autism MPH @gosuperdonnie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
new Acrobat interface … evil … awful … soul-sucking … makes me want to give up and throw my computer in a ditch …
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Juliet E McKenna @julietemckenna.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"But I have had to go to the checkout in a chemist's with about eight tubes of KY Jelly and three tubs of Vaseline and explain what's happening when I get strange looks." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Rare turtle Rhossi to be flown 5,000 miles home to Gulf of Mexico
A rare turtle is being flown home to the Caribbean Sea after being found washed up in Wales.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 07/08/2026
Boolean logic implies seven canonical gender gates: NOT, OR, NOR, AND, NAND, XOR, XNOR
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Today is International Cat Day. May all cats be happy
A black-and-white cat sleeping with a small cat plush
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worm boy autism MPH @gosuperdonnie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
a ludicrous amount of government digital infrastructure in the US is decades-old software running on decades-old hardware, handling data like people’s full names, social security numbers, private health information, and more. or operating systems that control doomsday weapons. or (maybe?) both!
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worm boy autism MPH @gosuperdonnie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I’ve the Crochet Madness.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 24/07/2026
truly truly truly truly truly truly sick and tired of seeing the trans panic used as a venue for liberal cis people to get their little japes in. i’m so glad you get to pat yourself on the back but please do it somewhere i can’t fucking see it. thanks!
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worm boy autism MPH @gosuperdonnie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
genuinely the “hold call” feature in iOS (mutes the call and mic until it detects someone speaking on the other end, then alerts you to pick up) has been a lifesaver for me. Calling the county to deal with Medicaid bureaucracy routinely takes 2+ hours and this makes that possible without a meltdown.
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Uni and Sora
A tuxedo cat and a cream-colored cat wearing flower collars
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worm boy autism MPH @gosuperdonnie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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A car with a bumper sticker on its rear window. The bumper sticker reads “Graphic design is my passion and curse!” and is, as you might guess, a total mess of design. Multiple fonts, terrible clip art, rainbow Comic Sans, bright yellow background, etcetera. Under the bumper sticker is the car’s license plate, an Oregon plate with a picturesque, almost rainbow nature scene as its background. The license plate reads “K E R [space] N” – in other words, the word “kern” with terrible kerning.
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worm boy autism MPH @gosuperdonnie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
if I had a nickel for every person I knew who had to meet up with a stranger to handle a transaction related to the bicycle of someone they knew who was currently in Germany … I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
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ceej @ceej.online · 23/12/2024
the four-year old is expressing some concern over the concept of “getting goblined”
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worm boy autism MPH @gosuperdonnie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
some takeaways from this report: • the produce exposed to wildfire smoke had extremely low concentrations of the tested toxins, below the “no significant risk level” in almost all cases. • the cancer protection gained from eating fresh produce outweighs the risks of wildfire-affected crops by far.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
have you all seen jimothy
jimothy the tiny raccoon with an extra short spinejimothy running
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I want to visit Japan for many reasons, but the current highest is the possibility of meeting Robin the island cat: www.instagram.com/p/DajMhZNk6t8/
A very round black and white cat Robin carrying a big fish in his mouth
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Gus & Echo @katskitties.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Gus is a grumpy ice cream salesman tonight 😹
Gus peaking out from the ice cream truck scratcher house
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
pawsa de hidratación
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 06/07/2026
Makes me think of this classic
Two Facebook posts side by side. The name and group have been redacted.

Post 1: 
Thursday at 9:22 AM 
a picture of a small aloe-type plate with brown tips that are broken off. Red arrows have been added to indicate damaged areas. Post reads: “What kinda pest eats only the tips of plants?! Is this specific to succulents?”

Post 2: 
Thursday at 9:25 AM
A small black cat has come to harass the plant, its head just in frame. Post reads “Nevermind [facepalm emoji]”
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Popping in to the local hardware and erotica store
Store sign that says Knobs and Knockers.
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Jeremy Peppas @arkansasnewsroom.com · 05/07/2026
Man, the YMCA song, our country’s most cherished gay sex anthem, being played live at the nation’s 250th birthday by the Armed Forces Orchestra. America’s never been weirder.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Today is the 167th anniversary of the first sign that bankrupted businessman Joshua Norton had gone a bit funny – because he published in a San Francisco newspaper a 58-word manifesto for the United States, and then declared himself US Emperor two months later 🧵
b/w photo with yellow tint of a man in apparently military uniform with shiny buttons and fringed epaulettes, and a hat with at least one feather in it. He also has a stick, a sword on his belt, a large moustache and goatee, and an intense, slightly manic look in his eyes
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worm boy autism MPH @gosuperdonnie.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
no borders, no nations, except COOL CRAB nation, which lives everywhere in our hearts 🥰 🦀
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 04/07/2026
proudly flying the flag on this important day
The Cool Crab Pride Flag: A vector crab wearing sunglasses and sipping a cola, on top of the Gilbert Baker 6-stripe gay pride flag
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Anyways here's the poet himself writing the next 15 years of American political history in one tweet Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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@dril

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
4:24 AM · Jun 16, 2012
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
THE TIME OF THE IMAGE IS ENDED... THE AGE OF TEXTPOSTERS IS NOW
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i'm finally going through the dissents in the birthright citizenship case, each of which grafts some extremely broad unspoken exception onto the plain language of the constitution, and every single dissent can be rebutted by asking "if that is what the drafters meant then why didn't they say it?"
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morticia toastems @toasty.cx · 30/06/2026
what else is there to say that won't get me banned?
A tweet from Danny DeVito that says "Supreme Court my ass"
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