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Gord Fynes

@gordasm.bsky.social
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Toronto drummer, husband and father. Blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education. Leisure is a lot of work. Instagram: @gordasm

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Gord Fynes @gordasm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reminder.
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Gord Fynes @gordasm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Doug the slug.
Cartoon of Doug Ford’s head on a slug’s body.
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Gord Fynes @gordasm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
🐇🐇
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Gord Fynes @gordasm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
fordo: an archaic English verb meaning to destroy or exhaust
Stencil of Doug Ford’s head with writing stating YOU CAN’T CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE
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Gord Fynes @gordasm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@laurelfynes.bsky.social and mine’s 28th wedding anniversary today!
Young couple kissing in Central Park
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Walking Eagle News @theeagleist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
BREAKING: sucks to have stuff renamed by white people, doesn’t it?
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Gord Fynes @gordasm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I officially have a “new” superpower now!
Illustration of a Dalek from Doctor Who with the caption “CONCENTRATE (I can’t. I have ADHD)
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Boys Town article "When & How to Talk to Your Kids About Drugs" except "Drugs" is replaced with "Hans Zimmer"
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Fun fact: "codswallop" doesn't have anything to do with codfish. The cod is a codpiece, the wallop is the accumulation of sweat and grime and funk inside it forming a gunky slop. It originally meant more like "that's absolute ballsweat squeezed from a rancid jockstrap, mate"
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Gord Fynes @gordasm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hey, GTA peeps - SPECIAL COOKIE will be doing our thing at The Local on Roncy this eve. Come on down for good tunes with cool grooves!
Band photo of SPECIAL COOKIE with text promoting a show at The Local
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Dafydd Hughes @dafydd61.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The Tranzac (Toronto) is one of the few places where there’s a good chance you’ll hear musicians you’d normally be paying upwards of $300 to see in someone’s band, at a PWYC show, playing their own stuff. We are so lucky to have the Tranzac.
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A friend of mine says he trusts my husband because any heterosexual man who goes out of his way to get a bidet installed in his bathroom must be OK.
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Gord Fynes @gordasm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
For those in Toronto (and Orillia), I’ll be playing drums and/or percussion with some wonderful artists on various gigs this month.
Handwritten note listing upcoming gigs during the month of August in Toronto and Orillia.
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Zac Bentz @zacbentz.com · 03/06/2025
DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces DENTAL PLAN! Lisa nee
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Laurel @laurelfynes.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Our relationship, in a few texts. Gord’s in watching a Wim Winders film (Perfect Days). He asked me to join but I’m enjoying the chance to be outside after a week of rough weather. I’m sitting out in the relative dark, drinking tea and watching raccoons navigate rooftops and wires.
Text from me, screenshot from Gord, text from me.
Me: Heard a screech owl. Going for a walk to find it
Him: (screenshot from movie, two people sitting under tall trees in the shade, one says to the other) Is that tree your friend?
Me: Yes. Yes it is.
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Bowiesongs (C. O'Leary) @bowiesongs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
a new Nacho Bowie video--a 2002 performance of "Subterraneans" in Montreux www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNqf...
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David Bowie | Subterraneans | Live at the Auditorium Stravinski | Montreux | 18 July 2002
YouTube video by Nacho Video
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Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Ventriloquism For Dummies
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Gord Fynes @gordasm.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I was fortunate to see @anginedepoitrine.bsky.social with @laurelfynes.bsky.social and my sister-in-law this past Wednesday night at The Mod Club. I’m super duper fortunate that I get to go AGAIN tomorrow night and take our daughter with me so she gets to witness such joy! ✋🔺🤚
Angine de Poitrine on stage in their alien polka dot costumes
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Daniel Reynolds @akareynolds.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Greetings from Toronto!
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Alex Freeman @northernnerd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
We're number 1! WORLD CHAMPIONS.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I think this was like when you need baking soda but accidentally grab baking powder and also you’re the grim reaper
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
WOW!! 
EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!
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Gord Fynes @gordasm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ladies and gentleman, SPECIAL COOKIE! We’ll be playing at The Local at 396 Roncesvalles (nextdoor to The Revue Cinema) on Monday, August 10 from 9pm to midnight. PWYC.
Five people standing in front of a couple of passing TTC streetcars
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Christopher Dornan @chrisdornan.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I'm told we're going to be competing in the Eurovision song contest next year.
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 16/06/2026
Faith No More tease 2027 reunion
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Faith No More Tease 2027 Reunion
It has been more than a decade since the last time Mike Patton performed with his old band Faith No More. The wild, adventurous alt-metal legends broke up in 1998 and then got back together in 2009, p...
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 14/06/2026
Sir Ian McKellen.
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Rob Bulnes 🍁 @rbulnes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
"How far is it from Toronto to Montreal?" "5 hours, 13 if you're leaving from the west-end."
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Gord Fynes @gordasm.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I ❤️ I LOVE BOOSTERS
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Gord Fynes @gordasm.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
🐇🐇🐇
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Gord Fynes @gordasm.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
At the top of the Jim Tovey Lakeside Conservation Area w/ @laurelfynes.bsky.social
Two bicycles leaned up against large rocks along a gravel path on the shore of Lake OntarioGradient skyline of Toronto shoreline with the sun reflecting off of the glass structures
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Greg Proops @gregproops.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The Heavens Swing Open for the Ascendence of the Saxophone Colossus. #SonnyRollins
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 11/05/2026
THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS, I WON A WEBBY AWARD. Here's my 5-word speech. #webbys
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Gord Fynes @gordasm.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Advertise your account using one Simpsons image.
The Simpsons’ Troy McClure and cast from the Planet of the Apes musical
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Gord Fynes @gordasm.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
THIS is a dance off. If you see this, repost a dance. 🤙🏻
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a man singing into a microphone on a stage with a drum set in the background .
Alt: a man singing into a microphone and dancing on a stage with a drum set in the background .
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Gord Fynes @gordasm.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Help us support the cause. share.nwmd.social/s/K2Rl5yKO
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Release Doug's Texts
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Jenny Lee Shee @jennyleeshee.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
As you prepare to head back to work tomorrow, please spare a thought for Doug Ford who has only four weeks left of his 14-week vacation before he starts playing hooky and skipping out of work early at Queen's Park. www.ola.org/sites/defaul...
A plastic toy from the 70s called a Weeble. It is an egg-shaped toy designed with a weighted bottom-center. When tilted, the center of mass is raised, and upon release, gravity returns the toy to its original upright position. This one has a pale round face and blond hair and looks like it’s about to tell Ontario's to buy an egg sammich from Timmie's instead of doing anything at all useful to help the people in his province.
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Laurel @laurelfynes.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
This is lovely. We did too… @gordasm.bsky.social and I married in Central Park at a lovely stone lookout spot near the Swedish Cottage, with our New York and New Jersey friends there to celebrate with us. It was a sweltering August day and the park was filled with people. Magical ✨
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Gord Fynes @gordasm.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Now playing: NoMeansNo “Sex Mad”.
Photo of LP cover on shelf above turntable playing a pink record, all against a green wall
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Jon Amadeus Markley @xjamarkleyx.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
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Gord Fynes @gordasm.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
First book of the new year almost finished (I did start it a few weeks ago- I usually have a few books and magazines on the go grant given time).
Cover of Genesis P-Orridge’s biography
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Gord Fynes @gordasm.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
youtu.be
Midnight Oil - Hercules (live)
YouTube video by Buffy Maroo
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Gord Fynes @gordasm.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
youtu.be
Midnight Oil - Power and the Passion (Official Video)
YouTube video by MidnightOilVEVO
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Gord Fynes @gordasm.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Breaking with the semi-traditional NYE viewing of “The Big Lebowski”, and dialing up, as requested by @laurelfynes.bsky.social, the classic 1982 version of “The Thing”, as she’s yet to see it.
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Gord Fynes @gordasm.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Going to make a pizza just to peel something.
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Gord Fynes @gordasm.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I’m gonna say it again: my wife is the best! cc: @ifbookspod.bsky.social 😉
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Gord Fynes @gordasm.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
My wife is the best!
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
TIME FOR THE RITUAL
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 19/12/2025
Pluribus appreciation post
A street light with a drone stuck on it with a bag of rubbish
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Gord Fynes @gordasm.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Worse than aggressive drivers: passive-aggressive drivers.
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Gord Fynes @gordasm.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Nothing kills optimism like a traffic jam.
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