Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Jesus Christ this is the dumbest fucking timeline in the entire multiverse. 000
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026@ickbat.bsky.social holy shit, dude! Check this out. www.avclub.com/jeff-vanderm...avclub.comJeff VanderMeer will venture back into Area X with new Southern Reach bookJeff VanderMeer will venture back into Area X with new Southern Reach book 120
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026@ickbat.bsky.social for obvious reasons, I thought of you immediately www.strikegently.co/collections/...strikegently.coStrike Gently - Box Cat Pin1.25" widthHard enamel finishDeluxe clasp backingShipped with love from our warehouse in LA. 111
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Yeah, this article very eloquently captures how I feel at the present point in time and why I’m seriously considering abandoning a 25 year career as a web developer. 040
Reposted by Bantrim SmootNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 21/08/2026ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: *totally calm after throwing a hit man over a railing into a mall atrium, where he smashes through a table where people are playing d&d, causing them to scatter in fear* encountah table 131657477
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty. Schrödinger: wait until you hear about this box I’ve got… 000
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty. Dali: the cup is a lobster 221
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026About to see Amyl And The Sniffers in Oslo which is: a) unexpected; and b) fucking awesome 000
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026It’s pretty clear at this point that Steven Merchant was the real talent behind The Office, Extras and Life’s Too Short. 000
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Donald Trump is the kind of dude that would piss sitting down but stand up to take a shit. 020
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Spent some time painting clothes on two of the female Mage Knight sculpts, because kick ass warriors deserve to have warmth, combat protection and dignity. #boardgames 010
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Nah, could happen in a lot of countries. Yet again, America overestimates its own uniqueness. Arrogant, even when self-dissing. 000
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026The Man Who Knew Too Little is an underrated Bill Murray gem. This is my hill and I shall die upon it with honour. 000
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Voidfall gave me a narrow ass-kicking today. But what a glorious game it is. #boardgames 040
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Voidfall gave me a narrow ass-kicking today. But what a glorious game it is. 000
Reposted by Bantrim SmootSarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 16/06/2026“And I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids”. 728859
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026And still kept hold of the microphone. That, ladies and gentlemen, is a goddamn professional. 010
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026If job hunting reminds us of anything, it is that LinkedIn is the grimmest place in all of creation. 010
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Solo SETI today. I think it actually plays better as a solo game. But oh boy is it a table hog. #boardgames 010
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 31/05/2026How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until its bill withers. 010
Reposted by Bantrim SmootHoist @hoisty.bsky.social · 28/05/2026A PBTA game with 99 moves. Every move is resolved by playing an ameritrash boardgame. Hey it looks like you are trying to Persuade the guard. *busts out twillight imperium* 161
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Watching the three Now You See Me films back-to-back in a single day is an unparalleled exercise in self loathing. I deeply regret the experience. 000
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Chris Tucker's performance in the Fifth Element is absolutely brilliant, essential stuff. 000
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026What if we stop calling them Data Centers and start calling them Slop Shops? 033
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Amongst many other reasons to hate LLM slop is the fact that I can no longer use my beloved em dash without people assuming a used a fucking toaster to write my shit. 000
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 09/04/2026“Another experiment found that users still listened to AI when it gave them the wrong answer nearly 80 percent of the time — a grim trend the researchers dubbed “cognitive surrender.”” Cognitive Surrender is a horrifically perfect term. 022
Reposted by Bantrim SmootThe Alchemist 🇨🇦 @alchemistsstudio.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I make raku pottery. Which means clay, fire, smoke . . . and a little bit of chaos and magic.✨ These are my newest vessels from the flames. 🔥 If you feel like helping them find their people, a like or share means so much.🙏 Wishing you joy in the chaos 💙 25932277
Reposted by Bantrim SmootJeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Every moment that he's not impeached and removed from office is another moment of failure. Every moment broadcasts to the world that Congress doesn't value human life and is happy to embrace war crimes. 05820
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Thriller still has the greatest video clip of all time. It’s not even close. 000
Reposted by Bantrim SmootPpallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I attended the most recent funeral of my friend who keeps faking his own death. A woman got up and said she would miss him and that he had "a certain kitsch appeal as a lover". Another woman agreed, a little later a guy who looked like my friend, but with a beard, spoke and said "he was a stallion". 0498
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Diane, I am holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies. 000
Reposted by Bantrim SmootGHOULISH BOOKS WILL KILL YOUR PARENTS @ghoulish.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Hey horror fans, do you need some extra reading material for this year's #TransRightsReadathon? We got you covered! Here are some free eBooks written & edited by trans authors & published by Ghoulish Books. Please share! buttondown.com/ghoulish/arc...buttondown.comFree Horror eBooks Written By Trans Authors (Trans Rights Readathon 2026)I know I'm a bit late with getting this organized and posted, but in my defense, I forgot. Anyway! Better late than never, right? So, starting right now and... 3317280
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Almost invented jazz tonight, but it turns out somebody already did. Drag. 010
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Just came across the term “servant leader” for the first time. Thanks, I hate it. 010
Bantrim Smoot @gilfer.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I believe it was Socrates who first said “Only a fucking idiot would ask the internet for advice.” It sounded way cooler in Greek, though. 020
