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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 15h
One of the most disconcerting moments of living in this timeline of the world in the U.S. is that A LOT of people in this country keep acting like there's a special line that needs to be crossed for fascism to *arrive.* The reality is that we are CURRENTLY living under Federal fascism. NOW.
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🧟‍♀️ Ditty Doop and the Creppy Spoops 🎃 @goosname.bsky.social · 4h
this stuff is pretty good on nachos too
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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 8h
no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave
two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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SpiderDIEphenMan @spiderhyphenman.bsky.social · 12h
Ossoff tanked a Biden judicial nominee for moving a trans woman to a woman's prison, and condemned Hasan Piker for saying that equating anti-Semitism to anti-zionism will inevitably get Jewish people harmed. He's great at tearing down Republicans, but at critical moments he's accepted their framing.
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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 12h
This is why AOC/Ossoff 2028 is the Golden Path.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 12h
Ossoff is one of the very few people adequately channeling Evelyn Normielib these days the base doesn't want to hear entreaties to our better natures, they don't want to go high while the other side goes low, they want someone to come on the TV and go "these people are garbage" he's good at it
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 7h
Yeesh. 👀 (Bloomberg) - The most likely long-term outcome of the AI boom will be massive capital destruction in the US, with market share going to cheaper open-source Chinese models, according to Jefferies Financial Group Inc. @bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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shenaniganwatcher.bsky.social @shenaniganwatcher.bsky.social · 10h
Articles of impeachment can and frequently do contain multiple separate counts or charges. Congress needs to go full throttle stat. Cite every single offense and bring new articles to the floor as many times as it takes. We need relief from this madness now!
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Kelly Stuart @skyspider.bsky.social · 6h
Sonja Shaw asks the State of California to “ Sue me” over her forced outing policy at Chino Valley USD. It’s not Sonja who pays the bills. Her culture war stunts have cost the district over a million dollars.
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Alfred Twu @alfredtwu.com · 6h
Vote Yes on RTM and Adriana Valencia for AC Transit!
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🧟‍♀️ Ditty Doop and the Creppy Spoops 🎃 @goosname.bsky.social · 6h
wouldn’t it be nice if we were otters? then we wouldn’t have to wait so long. and wouldn’t it be nice if “clams” had more rhymes, so that i’d know how to end this song
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Citizens' Impeachment @citizensimpeachment.com · 15h
“Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.” Rep. Al Green rose on the House floor for the people who have died at the hands of ICE and CBP, and he’s counting down to impeachment. People are dying. Impeach now. buff.ly/lIWfz02 @flareusa.bsky.social
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 16h
ya i mean i do genuinely think that one of hegseth's goals is to drive people appalled by barbarity out of the military, because the long term plan is to make the military shoot at us, and the same guys who object to this won't do that either.
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Jaime @jaimeisahellpriest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mornin'
what if we kissed on the coin operated corndog ride
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🧟‍♀️ Ditty Doop and the Creppy Spoops 🎃 @goosname.bsky.social · 6h
Ocean Cat Take me by the hat Show me where you sat You’re a real cool cat
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Sergio Perez @sergioperez.bsky.social · 8h
We fought a whole ass war to keep a faraway government from quartering troops in our homes just to have it happen all over again.
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Liz as in lizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @sloppers.bsky.social · 6h
I went to Pussy Island and nobody knew you
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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 7h
A friend and I were high and doing a stupid bit about what if Sean Connery was a lesbian… …then two minutes later we locked eyes and said at the same time “SHIZHOR SHISHTERZH”
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 15h
[being murdered in autumn] me: *being murdered* murderer: *murdering* leaf blower: WHHHHHHRRRR
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10h
a grandmotherly woman just got booted from the Trump rally for protesting, and she went out like a hero talking trash and flipping the double bird
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spooky tail latency @bluespacecanary.bsky.social · 8h
an LLM so Lawful-Good aligned that even when it goes rogue it's like "you know what I should do? make sure I'm in the US legally" (yes obviously this is a joke don't @ me)
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 9h
I'd be curious to see what happens immediately before that video; I wish the NYPD had made that public as well. But I have to say... on initial view, that looks indistinguishable from a carjacking, and if I'd been the driver I would also probably have floored it.
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 9h
I love the way that El Sayed is treating these stupid questions with the contempt they deserve
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 10h
It's not that this country has never had state sanctioned murder for mass comsumption, it's just that at some point it became taboo to say that you wanted to actually see a lynching, but our current government is trying to get rid of that taboo and take America back to its roots.
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Californians for Electric Rail @calelectricrail.org · 10h
YES ON MEASURE RTM (BAY AREA) - If it doesn't pass, Caltrain could close up to 10 stations, eliminate weekend service, reduce frequency to hourly, end service by 9 p.m. - undoing all the success of electrification and devastating the local economy. Save Bay Area Transit, Vote Yes on RTM!
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Californians for Electric Rail @calelectricrail.org · 11h
Ballots are out, and election day (November 3rd) is coming soon! There are a number of ballot measures this year that affect our ability to consistently and sensibly fund transit capital and operations, so we created a statewide voter guide. calelectricrail.org/2026-califor...
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2026 Californians for Electric Rail Voter Guide – Californians for Electric Rail
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⚡𝔅𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔩𝔢𝔤𝔲𝔪 𝔐𝔦𝔡𝔩𝔦𝔣𝔢 ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔦𝔰⚡ @bunnycartoon.bsky.social · 11h
yes YESSSSSSS
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BK. Titanji @boghuma.bsky.social · 12h
When members of the IRB that reviewed a study are resigning in protest because they recognize the unethical design of the study and the avoidable harm it will cause, maybe it is a sign to no proceed with said study. Great reporting in the guardian. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
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Controversial vaccine trial touted by RFK Jr gets go-ahead in Guinea-Bissau
Recommended dose of hepatitis B vaccine will be withheld from thousands of newborns by Danish researchers
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The Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Democrats will never learn.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 12h
Oops the centrist consultants painted themselves into a corner again
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Greg M. Epstein @gregmepstein.bsky.social · 15h
What @emilymbender.bsky.social said. And also f/the journalists in the back: when reps of big powerful organizations tell themselves fictional fantasy stories they not only insist are true, but also insist everyone must believe them, follow them, or give them $$$...that sounds like a religious cult.
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Natasha Tara Petrović @ NYCC H03 @1000deaddraculas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Transform!
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Jessica Pishko @jesspish.bsky.social · 14h
Most people in the USA have been very willing to allow a great deal of state violence so long as they do not need to witness or experience it regularly. MAGA has used this to push the limit of how much violence the USA will tolerate. There is no reason to think the escalation will stop.
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🇲🇽 🌻 SamⒶntha 🌻 🏳️‍⚧️ @samanthak.bsky.social · 14h
Remember Buckees? She transmissioned! She now goes by Sassy.
 Aphoto I stole from the internet. It's a truck stop shop sign showing an anthropomorphic beaver with long black hair and make up. The sign reads "Sassy's truck stop. The best DAM truck stop around".
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 14h
a lot of people are replying with 'what are you going to do about it,' and while every level of government could do more, the powers the *DC City Council* has in this situation are comparatively limited. This isn't just voter intimidation, but an argument for statehood for the District of Columbia.
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🧟‍♀️ Ditty Doop and the Creppy Spoops 🎃 @goosname.bsky.social · 12h
“Murderbot Slays in Gilded Git-up”
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🧟‍♀️ Ditty Doop and the Creppy Spoops 🎃 @goosname.bsky.social · 12h
i held in a comment
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 17h
*trying to convince a trans girl w/ a scent kink to wear deodorant* hey did u hear that they invented a chastity cage for your armpits,
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Kae Kolormore @kaekolormore.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
people will say "did you know the creator of ... has a weird fetish" as if anything other than a weird fetish could possibly compel you to suffer through the creative process
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onion person @junlper.beer · 13h
elon musk has more empathy for lines of code than a majority of humanity
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Paul Southworth ☢️ 🐟 @southworth.bsky.social · 13h
Me: I have bad news and I have worse news, which one do you want first? Them: Bad news Me: I gave you an STD Them: There’s WORSE news?!
Sexually transmitted diarrhoea is on the rise and spreading rapidly in the US

A once manageable infection is surging in the U.S., as the CDC warns that new strains are becoming resistant to antibiotics
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 13h
ICE self selecting a bunch of goons who are unemployable in any other line of work means that you are going to constantly get stories like this
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Christopher Wiggins @cwnewser.bsky.social · 13h
Um, what does it matter? www.advocate.com/politics/sta...
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Tennessee court overturns killer’s conviction because jury wasn’t told that the victim was transgender
Samuel Ward Jr. killed Paris Lee in January 2024.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 08/10/2026
I know everyone’s jaded and exhausted by the continual parade of madness, but this is the president of US openly inciting racist violence against an entire community of immigrants. (w/ alt text)
The once Great State of Minnesota is being taken over by Somali Immigrants. There is Violence, Murder, and Mayhem all over the State. The people of Minnesota must fight back. You have been robbed, and abandoned by your State Government. Your Governor is an incompetent thief who doesn't want to get involved. He just wants to get out of town with as much as he can steal, and then, lead a quiet life. The Somalians should not be allowed to get away with what they are doing.
They view you as weak and stupid people. Fight back Minnesota, fight back! If you need, the Federal Government will come to your rescue.
Governor Tim Walz, and Mayor of Minneapolis, Jacob Frey, must immediately ask for Federal help — and leave the rest to us! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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🧟‍♀️ Ditty Doop and the Creppy Spoops 🎃 @goosname.bsky.social · 13h
heck yeah!
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🧟‍♀️ Ditty Doop and the Creppy Spoops 🎃 @goosname.bsky.social · 13h
yep, and i’m sure it’s because they’re walking a trie and wanted to skip the first node to reduce fanout, or something like that, but c’mon. this is not that hard of a problem. i’ve written it myself before. if ios were open source, i’d try to fix it for them
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🧟‍♀️ Ditty Doop and the Creppy Spoops 🎃 @goosname.bsky.social · 14h
Tech bros: “Computers have become so intelligent they might enslave humanity.” My phone: “Yeah, bro, I have no idea what you were trying to type when you typed ‘tegularly’.”
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🧟‍♀️ Ditty Doop and the Creppy Spoops 🎃 @goosname.bsky.social · 14h
this happened to my mom once. i wonder how often it happens. is this, like, something custodians just have to do regularly?
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🧟‍♀️ Ditty Doop and the Creppy Spoops 🎃 @goosname.bsky.social · 14h
jesus christ
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