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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 53m

I'm willing to interact with and even follow people that I disagree with, but doxxing is obviously waaaay over the line.

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 2h

Someone needs to open up a certain donut franchise in Boise. A Dunkin' Idaho.

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 5h

The Ocarina of Time remake is going to be amazing.

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 14h

I guess Ace Combat and the Ghost of Yōtei expansion will just have to tide me over until Ocarina of Time.

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 15h

Since there's been some chatter (understatement) about what we would like to see the next Democratic president do differently with respect to Israel and Palestine, I'll stake out a specific position. I think the United States should start treating Israel the same way it treats North Korea.

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 16h

Maybe we just shouldn't have the death penalty.

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 30/09/2026

"Over concerts the cocktails could appeal to children." You mean that didn't come up in the boardroom‽

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 30/09/2026

Love this from Mamdani. Some of the responses not so much.

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Pred vs. Art @prederick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Listen, you play an AC game, you gotta accept that you're playing NBA Jam, but for planes.

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 29/09/2026

Oh hey we're back. I think it would be cool if Bluesky could aim for like, three nines.

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 29/09/2026

Maybe if you played through the Kaleidoscope event chain in Stellaris you'd realize that Glonzo isn't such a bad guy.

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 29/09/2026

I get French politics updates from my wife and apparently one of Le Pen's guys is under fire for antisemitic comments including "All Zionists are Jewish," in that order.

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 29/09/2026

Aftershave update: Old Spice actually smells really good. I get why it's still a thing after almost 100 years. I have a sensitive nose, so an unpleasant smell can trigger my anxiety and a pleasant one can calm me down, so I spend more time than the average person looking for things that smell nice.

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 28/09/2026

*To the tune of "Paparazzi" by Lady Gaga* I'm your digi-pet I'll die on you unless you feed me Tama, Tamagotchi

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 27/09/2026

It's actually very simple why people didn't complain about data centers for like, YouTube videos in the past. The pitch for those data centers was "You can watch your videos whenever you want." The pitch for AI data centers is "We're going to take all your jobs and maybe kill everyone."

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 27/09/2026

"Excuse me, sir. I have plenty of food, water, and toys, but you are not paying attention to me at this exact moment in time and that is a problem." -My cat

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 27/09/2026

As a guy who also loves lemonade, I really respect the attitude of "If you're going to put all these ridiculous qualifications on being a 'man' then fine, I won't be one. But I'm not changing my pronouns or presentation or anything about myself, because this is actually a you problem."

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 27/09/2026

Sparks of Tomorrow was fun and cute. More steampunk anime, please!

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 27/09/2026

Wife: Wait, this AI weirdo is the same guy who wrote that Harry Potter fanfiction that my friends insisted I read in high school, but I bailed on partway through the first chapter? Me: I know it sounds incredibly ridiculous and stupid, but yes, it's the same guy.

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 26/09/2026

"The work, which has not been peer-reviewed" okay well then.

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 26/09/2026

My only contribution to this given I haven't seen the film is that my wife thought it was a zombie movie based on the poster.

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 26/09/2026

His men I understand, but why did the king even send his horses to try and fix Humpty Dumpty?

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 25/09/2026

I have two answers to this. To be maximally charitable, you could argue the theme is "There is no 'one weird trick to defeat fascism forever.' They will come back." But the real overarching theme is "When making a trilogy, you should have a plan."

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 23/05/2026

As we all know from scrolling Tumblr, Breaking Bad is a comedy show about a high school chemistry teacher who starts making meth to pay for his former student's top surgery. Along the way they sing, play Mario Kart, and there's also a lawyer I think.

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 25/09/2026

It's that time of year again for me and all my fellow home cooks (in the Northern Hemisphere).

George Costanza saying "I gotta focus. I'm shifting into soup mode."

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 25/09/2026

I was going to say I'd tie everything back to Star Wars somehow but that wouldn't be a bit, that's just me.

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 25/09/2026

I can't say what I think about Benjamin Netanyahu because it's against ToS.

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 25/09/2026

The problem is everyone thinks we invented Harbinger when we actually invented Avina.

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 24/09/2026

What the HELL

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 24/09/2026

A spokesperson for Polymarket said they were "shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here."

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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 23/09/2025

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

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mr. stupidbrain @mr-stupidbrain.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Medical misinformation is one those phenomenona that dispels your belief that if things get bad enough they will self-correct; people often (usually) double down on their delusions rather than admit they were wrong, even when it's actively harming them. bsky.app/profile/luck...

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 25/10/2025

Wanna see something cool? Of course you do. youtu.be/DkpZU6imHAo

youtu.be

Danger Zone: X-Wing Tribute (Ep IV-IX & Rogue One)

YouTube video by Jackson McKay

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 24/09/2026

Remember that Australian politician who was like "I don't care if gay people get married, my concern is crocodiles eating people?"

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 24/09/2026

Who's Pam? Doesn't matter. Pam will make one billion dollars. And get ready for Pam 2: The Winter Pam.

A woman (presumably Pam) wearing winter clothes with skis held over her shoulders.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Jake Tapper (moderating the 2028 Dem primary debate): Final question. Do you renounce the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar? Pete Buttigieg: I renounce it. Kamala: I renounce it. AOC: I renounce it. Gavin Newsom: I will be deploying the National Guard to Greenfield on day one of my administration.

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 24/09/2026

My wife and I love to talk about how our cat is very cat-shaped.

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 23/09/2026

I think it would be cool if Qualcomm cooperated with Linux devs to improve support for Snapdragon laptops.

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 23/09/2026

Very annoying when a personal hygiene product my autism approves (in this case aftershave) gets discontinued. Fuck it, I guess I'll try Old Spice aftershave. Pretty sure that's not going anywhere.

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 23/09/2026

I know it's not everyone's thing but damn I love cooking. You're telling me I get to do fun chemistry that I can eat *and* it makes other people happy?

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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 23/09/2026

Do you think we could get him to say "I am the Senate?"

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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 23/09/2026

what the jewish right and its wealthiest benefactors are doing right now is tying the overwhelmingly liberal and progressive jewish people to an explicitly conservative political project without our consent and asserting that our commitment to genuine liberalism is in fact opposition to it

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