iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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kid: did you know the whole internet weighs about the same as a strawberry? me: come on man it’s friday

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 16h

The first brand-new MST3K episode STING OF DEATH is available right now, immediately, at once, other words to indicate that concept! If you missed it in movie theaters, now’s your chance. You can also order a package of this plus the three next eps in various formats, as they come out. Enjoy!

MST3K: STING OF DEATH art showing the jellyfish monster menacing two 1960s dancers. Classic MST3K silhouette guys watch! (Art by the great Nina Matsumoto)

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goofnor @goofnor.bsky.social · 17h

Sending uncomfortable laughter your way! I once had an uber driver who couldn’t stop talking about his vigilante justice beliefs. *uncomfortable laughter*

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 18h

In an uber with a conspiracy theorist driving. Send help

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goofnor @goofnor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

it’s your unbirthday, treat yourself

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goofnor @goofnor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

the life force in the unfamiliar

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goofnor @goofnor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

you said lowkey every 5 seconds, that’s why

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

taking a strangers hand so we make it across the street ok

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

It’s amazing what you can do when you have no choice.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

The truth is not stranger than fiction, it’s dumber.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

*blows you a kiss with my middle finger

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Woke up with my don’t give a fucks strong and my happiness even stronger

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sorry that I was in a shitty mood today. Socks were too tight.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Dreams that start with some day never happen.

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

bringing the void to a knife fight

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

as the hurricane approaches, my genitals scream out for intimacy

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

what is that song with the guitar riff that goes: Rrrrrrrrr rrrrrrr , rrrr rrr rrr rrr

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🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hey, I remember you, you're the asshole who threatened me with a good time. Don't you walk away from me!!!

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

So long, stars—until next time

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When all else fails you really have nothing to worry about anymore

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Someday happens when you least expect it

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

everything went according to a plan I didn't have

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SnapshotStatic @snapshotstatic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Dreams so intense you wake up with injuries.

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goofnor @goofnor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

say something, alienate someone them’s the rules

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goofnor @goofnor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i believe in the healing powers of this music stream

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goofnor @goofnor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

when you empower someone you are conducting sorcery

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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 25/02/2026

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

A poem in the shape of the artist beating Henry Kissinger to death, full text can be found on the website Taco Bell Quarterly

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goofnor @goofnor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

forgot my sunglasses but i will survive

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Weird in the normal way

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goofnor @goofnor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

A 53 year old Columbo episode that is rightly celebrated to this day. Time for 🍷☠️

Title card for Columbo episode: “Any Old Port In A Storm”

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goofnor @goofnor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

gross, i sat way too much today

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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

when you've been on social media a full 19 years...

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Terrifying if literal: This will melt your heart.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m not leaving until I win a trophy

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Which mental illness is it that silently urges me to want to randomly start loudly singing Come Sail Away at a funeral? I have that.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Good intentions, terrible delivery.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

you ever feel like fate is up against your will, bro

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

do whatever the spooky dressed up dildo says and nobody gets hurt

Valley Morning Star, Harlingen, Texas, October 28, 1949 ad depicting a hot dog in a ghost sheet making a spooky face, but it just looks like a vibrator in a dress.
The text says "serve grafs skinless wieners for your weeny witch hallowe'en party"

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The hours as they erupt.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If we’re dating and you go on the Price is Right and fall down screaming because you won a TV, I’m breaking up with you.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I’m tired of carrying myself with me wherever I go.

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spookyobscurae @tinyobscurae.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

they are waiting for us

tiny fox down the far end of an underpass at night

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Don't forget to slow down today

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

at my sexiest when struggling to understand social cues

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🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm a fabulous actress when it comes to being human... ...but I'm bored with it. I might consider early retirement.

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goofnor @goofnor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

mandatory no shirt weather

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