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GoodPlaceJames

@goodplacejames.bsky.social
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Humanist. Humorist. Alliterative. Alternative. Author. Autist. Artist. Thespian. Unreliable Narrator. A bit scientist; somewhat engineer. 80s kid. Mostly Harmless. Semper Fidelis. Sic Semper Tyrannis. Non Serviam. INTP. Ignostic. root@localhost 🎩🇧🇪

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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 9h
That would be cool, too. Only... where would we go to escape this insanity?
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BlackOwl @jbertuglia.bsky.social · 8h
Precisely the point, unfortunately. It is the most courageous artists who we must highlight and reinforce. Theirs are the messages which must be amplified.
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geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 11h
It's time for a midweek mood check! Use a GIF, pic, or vid to share how you are feeling today 🩶
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Raccoon Washes Cotton Candy, It Dissolves
Alt: Raccoon Washes Cotton Candy, It Dissolves
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 13h
When it’s pants season and you remember why you hate pants.
Side view of woman’s lower half: Pants that fit everywhere except the waist
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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 11h
"No shirt, no shoes, no service" --- Sure. Understandable! ... BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PANTS ?!?! So, I roll up like Mr. Peanut with my little legume out and about, But if I'm wearing my spads and my French cuffs, it's not a problem ?!?! ... Let's see what Ocean City PD has to say about this ...
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 13h
Purple, Monkey, Dishwasher.
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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 12h
"James, you spend a lot of time honing and sharpening your knives!" --- :later ...: "James! These knives are incredible! Wherever did you acquire them ?!?!?!" --- :/ ... #WhetstoneMaxxxing 🎩
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SPAM (from Daniel Gamboa) @danielgamboa820.bsky.social · 23h
Is it Caturday yet? @annettebeebe.bsky.social @ldog562.bsky.social @docmurphydog.bsky.social @goodplacejames.bsky.social @journeyled1.bsky.social @michellespenc.bsky.social @bandroll.bsky.social @kayaeger.bsky.social @lake-life-girl.bsky.social @stat-monkey.bsky.social @57kev.bsky.social
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SPAM (from Daniel Gamboa) @danielgamboa820.bsky.social · 15h
That call. Kitty wasn’t happy to hear it was only Thursday. I’ll be at a very wet ACL this weekend. I’ll catch everyone on the other side. ☮️😉👍 @goodplacejames.bsky.social @gentlem.bsky.social @grateful-1.bsky.social @dindin6.bsky.social @greg60.bsky.social @pattyger.bsky.social @57kev.bsky.social
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BlackOwl @jbertuglia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Man who has never had to personally purchase gas, groceries or his own toilet paper says affordability is a hoax. His cult totally believes everything he says.
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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#DoomScrollDanceBreak "Momma told me, When I was young." 🎩 #LynyrdSkynyrd #SimpleMan music.youtube.com/watch?v=l-5a...
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Simple Man
YouTube video by Lynyrd Skynyrd - Topic
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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#Stoicism youtu.be/oLdk2C25Z14 (I'm not saying it's a philosophy which motivates generational longevity.)
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Monty Python's The Meaning of Life- A Tiger? In Africa?
YouTube video by E.H. Munro
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
websites for… butts & garbage: OnlyCans fogerty & quayle: OnlyDans sneakers & trucks: OnlyVans solo & christian andersen: OnlyHans peter & cooking utensils: OnlyPans laurel & lee: OnlyStans drescher & lebowitz: OnlyFrans master & best laid: O
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me too.
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Jiggly Bunny Dessert
Alt: Jiggly Bunny Dessert
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just desserts: OnlyFlans
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The colder autumn nights in Germany coaxes this magnificent eagle, Oropherion, to spend his nights in his heated indoor winter aviary. This is an African Martial Eagle (Polemaetus bellicosus), the largest eagle species native to Africa. (Cr @birdsofprey_nathalie_denolf) #birds #eagle
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SPAM (from Daniel Gamboa) @danielgamboa820.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mad props to Smth for keeping it together. Cornell @goodplacejames.bsky.social @grateful-1.bsky.social @gentlem.bsky.social @greg60.bsky.social @boxdonkey17.bsky.social @dindin6.bsky.social @imnotapu2.bsky.social @tonyhq1985.bsky.social @pattyger.bsky.social @newyorkcitygirl.bsky.social
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WEDNESDAY FRIENDS #7 @neverstopthefight.bsky.social @jbertuglia.bsky.social @chitadenita.bsky.social @kendrablm.bsky.social @booradleysgirl.bsky.social @shadowprofile.bsky.social @rouquinne.bsky.social @kittehlover.bsky.social @the-hank-s.bsky.social @bigghansen69.bsky.social
A social media post featuring a screenshot of Eric Schmitt on Wheel of Fortune with the puzzle board reading IOWA HAWK Y S and the caption, Eric Schmitt: Id like to solve...Atlanta Hawks..
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BlackOwl @jbertuglia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's geology. But it's funny because I would bet that most of the Liquor Cabinet has no idea what the difference is and that's about how the conversation would go.
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Idiocracy: It's Got Electrolytes
ALT: Idiocracy: It's Got Electrolytes
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BlackOwl @jbertuglia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It would be important also, to know basic shit like geography, history, global culture and mathematics. Like for real, the sitting president of the United States is convinced that fishing boats from Venezuela have the range to reach America. 🥴🤡🩼🦆🩼
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@goodplacejames.bsky.social auto carrot can go straight to he'll.
A social media post by Wil Wheaton that reads, Ask not for whom the autocorrects; it autocorrects for the..
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Rhymers gonna RibbityRhyme🐸 @rhymer29.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There once was a world class hater Who dreamt of being a dictator So DUMB was this clown Everything he touched would drown Rescued by Russia,he turned TRAITOR #Ribbity
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
;) 🎩
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WEDNESDAY FRIENDS #1 @raykwong.lol @tntnle.bsky.social @abbarsha.bsky.social @climbtotheclouds.bsky.social @goodplacejames.bsky.social @scottbluewave.bsky.social @jen4man.bsky.social @jen-notjenny.bsky.social @schultziepie.bsky.social @stephen5150.bsky.social @jules1212.bsky.social
Text on an orange background reads: Go fund me for the first White House Press Corps member to bring an airhorn into the oval office....
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☠🏴‍☠️Mutiny After Midnight 🏴‍☠️☠ @railroadofsin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🙌
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Catwoman's Iconic Meow
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 29/09/2026
😔
blues brothers in diner
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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never trust Two dudes In suits In a diner.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I say we desperately need a Democratic doctor in the US Senate I mean it.
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SciCommic @scicommic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Ron Swanson
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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How many Freudian psychoanalysts does it take to screw your mother? Light bulb! I mean light bulb.
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SPAM (from Daniel Gamboa) @danielgamboa820.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump TACO Tuesday @goodplacejames.bsky.social @firehorselioness.bsky.social @raykwong.lol @haller55.bsky.social @57kev.bsky.social @ferl67.bsky.social @eugeniat2.bsky.social @sngreen.bsky.social @religionispolitics.bsky.social @lovedems.bsky.social @cheno57.bsky.social @greg60.bsky.social
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@goodplacejames.bsky.social "Archeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race of Skeleton People."
A social media post lists two Onion headlines involving legal and statistics puns, praising their wordplay. The post has 2.6K likes, 88 comments, 76 shares, and 167 views.
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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So, if you cut a head off a hydra, two more grow back. So the solution is: Keep cutting off the heads. Because it's not growing any more hearts or legs. Eventually it'll topple with 1,024 heads, with not enough hearts to supply its brains.
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SPAM (from Daniel Gamboa) @danielgamboa820.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump Resident Evil @snblue.bsky.social @colette73.bsky.social @lvonbluesky.bsky.social @oglauren.bsky.social @raisencain.bsky.social @schrodingersleft.bsky.social @nursegenius1019.bsky.social @cutiepiepuppy.bsky.social @rouquinne.bsky.social @perrysan237.bsky.social @billthornbro.bsky.social
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This 👇
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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#DoomScrollDanceBreak "if you're looking for a ride, I've a horse outside." music.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPF... #TheRubberbandits #HorseOutside
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The Rubberbandits - Horse Outside
YouTube video by RTÉ - IRELAND’S NATIONAL PUBLIC SERVICE MEDIA
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Pope can’t resist his pizza.
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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know why Trump loves the poorly educated.
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SciCommic @scicommic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My wife and I were talking about this, just a few hours ago. They stick a label that reads “gluten-free”, “organic” or “non-GMO” to justify jacking up the price 20-75%, because people don’t actually know that these terms mean, but they’ve been conditioned to believe it = “safer” and “healthier.”
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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was just bitten by a dog for the fourth time in my life! (To be fair, the first two attacks were two at a time. Thankfully I was porting a sturdy umbrella!) They nipped me right in my buttocks! 🎩
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you're a man on Blue Sky and you tell me to *shut up,* Be forewarned that subtitles are going to pop up on my face.
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Middle Finger
ALT: Middle Finger
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Mark & The 🐾 Crew @markandthecrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have a lot of sneakers for a 58 year old guy, but that's due to all the dog walking. I should invest in a pair of gore tex running/walking shoes for days like this.
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VanCity 604 @604-vancity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yep … #Trump on a #Monday #Delusional #LowIQ #Criminal @draznnl.bsky.social @guhlenda.bsky.social @skepticalme.bsky.social @goodplacejames.bsky.social @sheamus15.bsky.social @kitten250.bsky.social @pete52.bsky.social @susiejgray.bsky.social @stephen5150.bsky.social @frankiemillie10.bsky.social
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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Cassowary"-brand gloves. For the discerning Lady looking to disembowel lhorny ongshoremen. Cassowary eggs are neon green, as a warning to would-be oviraptors. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassowary
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Cassowary - Wikipedia
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Mark & The 🐾 Crew @markandthecrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Same for this one: music.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ8i...
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Fast Car
YouTube video by Tracy Chapman - Topic
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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Name them and shame them. After a rigorous trial, of course. Very. Rigorous. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Investigation of alleged gang-rape at Cornell University fraternity house reopened
Outrage over treatment of alleged offenders, members of Chi Phi fraternity, has grown since lawsuit was made public
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SPAM (from Daniel Gamboa) @danielgamboa820.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump Artificial Intelligence #DrEvil @goodplacejames.bsky.social @shirlee111.bsky.social @martijon.bsky.social @terribletowelie.bsky.social @jblyle.bsky.social @greg60.bsky.social @gmearley.bsky.social @eljeffo.bsky.social @rebel288.bsky.social @rosieatthebeach.bsky.social @grateful-1.bsky.social
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MONDAY FRIENDS #1 @raykwong.lol @abbarsha.bsky.social @stephen5150.bsky.social @jen-notjenny.bsky.social @climbtotheclouds.bsky.social @goodplacejames.bsky.social @schultziepie.bsky.social @scottbluewave.bsky.social @tntnle.bsky.social @jen4man.bsky.social @jules1212.bsky.social
White text on a dark desert background reads, Trump wants his name on everything! How about a death certificate?.
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