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GreatPumpkinJames

@goodplacejames.bsky.social
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Humanist. Humorist. Alliterative. Alternative. Author. Autist. Artist. Thespian. Unreliable Narrator. A bit scientist; somewhat engineer. 80s kid. Mostly Harmless. Semper Fidelis. Sic Semper Tyrannis. Non Serviam. INTP. Ignostic. root@localhost 🎩🇧🇪

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SciCommic @scicommic.bsky.social · 2h
On an episode of QI, Stephen Fry described Dan Brown’s stories as “complete loose stool-water” and “arse-gravy of the very worst kind.”
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 12m
Arse gravy. Gonna use that today IRL.
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 31m
Russian AI bots everywhere: "I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Volodymyr. Volodymyr, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid." -- Not HAL 9000.
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Sarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 2h
TUESDAY FRIENDS #7 @gmoyer17.bsky.social @lmagny.bsky.social @arsenalbat.bsky.social @bobmapes.bsky.social @jusef1966.bsky.social @susanhendrick.bsky.social @davehunter8789.bsky.social @cirrus18.bsky.social @the-swampwitch.bsky.social @dragonlady1011.bsky.social @kenlyon.bsky.social
Text on a rainbow-colored background that reads: I just really think that Jesus wouldn’t be onboard with a public execution.
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 2h
Hello! 🎃🎩 ;)
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 21h
This 👇
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 2h
The measles vaccine is approximately 93% effective after one dose and 97% effective after two doses. That is an extraordinary level of protection against a virus that is among the most contagious infectious diseases in the world. Outbreaks happen when immunity gaps allow the virus to spread.
Andrew Reynolds
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If you are telling me the measles outbreak is being caused by "unvaccinated immigrants that flooded across the border" You are still saying vaccines work.
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 2h
Ouch.
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 2h
Good morning! 🎩 ;)
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 2h
She's more nervous than a 5th grader giving a book report for which they didn't prepare.
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 2h
You know! For kids!
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 3h
I love that version.
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 3h
30 Day of Night for Tax Purposes.
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 3h
Another good question is: What *will* pay for BlueSky?
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 3h
Also makes for a good mixer in NyQuil.
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 3h
This guy is a master debater.
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 3h
Smells like Four Seasons.
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 3h
It's kind of the point, Bannon.
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Dovewoman 💙 🇺🇦 💙 @dovewoman.bsky.social · 3h
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Corpsy @corpsepilot.bsky.social · 21h
Quote this post with a purple character.
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Woman with Galaxy Purple Hair
ALT: Woman with Galaxy Purple Hair
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 19h
I love the use of negative space.
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praying mantis @gentlem.bsky.social · 19h
Quote this post with a purple character. (entire #PurpleSmurfs episode here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEl8... )
Purple Smurf: “GNAP!”
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 19h
A ceasefire he unilaterally declared without informing the bellicose parties.
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 20h
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 20h
The pencil is mightier than the sword.
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SciCommic @scicommic.bsky.social · 21h
They openly berated and threatened a Black Family during their child’s birthday party. They paced, with guns over their shoulders, in front of the Ohio Director of Public Health, during the lockdowns. They grab masks off of people’s faces. MAGAts are clearly not sane adults.
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 21h
What !? No essays or workshops ?! #Cornell
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Reddington @katarinarostovairl.bsky.social · 21h
Quote this post with a purple character💜
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The Joker
ALT: The Joker
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 21h
Oooh! A good choice! (Hiya!)
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 21h
Definitely my favourite Joker so far. Because the Joker isn't funny.
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 21h
Quote this post with a purple character.
The Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland.
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 21h
He's a Ninjjaa.
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Sarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 21h
🎩
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 21h
Omg ...
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 22h
Get the Abyss to stare at it.
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 22h
🎃🎩 ;)
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 22h
99 problems, But a datacenter ain't one.
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Comanche @comance1.bsky.social · 23h
💛💙💛💙
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 22h
Keep droning on, Comanche.
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 23h
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 23h
His DMs have been blowing up lately.
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 23h
Do they sell those at Yankee Candle?
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 23h
Article III; Section 3 "Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort." constitution.congress.gov/browse/artic... Trump is a succor.
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 23h
Now you're just teasing.
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 23h
"I've got three shallots And a rack of lamb." -- Chef Beck
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 23h
#TodaysWordOfToday "Sop." - "a conciliatory or propitiatory bribe, gift, or gesture." www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sop
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Definition of SOP
a piece of food dipped or steeped in a liquid; a conciliatory or propitiatory bribe, gift, or gesture… See the full definition
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SPAM (from Daniel Gamboa) @danielgamboa820.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Trump Ocean Lake America Gulf of America
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GreatPumpkinJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Losers. Here's my Nobel. It's heavy because it's gold!
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SciCommic @scicommic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’ll be wearing this while waiting to get my Covid, and my flu, #vaccines later today. #science
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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Shoutout to @realDonaldTrump for doing the heavy lifting and writing Democrats’ campaign ads! 💪🏾
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