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@godhatesbeavers.bsky.social
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Trapped somewhere in the 90s, endlessly rewinding VHS tapes. Plainclothes Goth/Music Snob/JRPG Cultist/DNDist/Greasy Strangler

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Beavers @godhatesbeavers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saw someone call Persona "JoJo Babies" and it fucking hit me. Kaneko is just Araki if he went through a goth phase.
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Queen's Domain⚔️ - DEMO OUT NOW @queensdomain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Queen’s Domain is launching OCT 30TH!! ⚔️ Excited to announce our retro-fantasy action RPG with brutal combat and traversal-focused exploration will be available soon for PC and Consoles. Coming to Steam, Switch 2, Xbox Series and PS5!
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
tfw Taylor Lorenz sees social media
Bilbo gets a glimpse of the ring, which it is incredibly harmful and anti-science to say he is addicted to
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Frogboi 🫒 @frogboi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Maybe you like to play a TTRPG as a little elf guy (or gal) and you're fed up with your usual green elf and semi spongey real DeviantArt adjacent art for your beautiful little elf guy (or gal) and so now you're thinking about switching up to a frogboi elf guy (or gal)
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Kevin Bash (KBash from YouTube) @kbash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
your video game opinion differs from mine. ONTOLOGICALLY EVIL "HUMANOID" DETECTED. YOU SHALL SUFFER FOR YOUR ARROGANCE. THOUSAND SLASHES TECHNIQUE
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Beavers @godhatesbeavers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Capcom, just gimme an RE Engine MegaMan Legends already!
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Typing Rage
ALT: Typing Rage
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
how I'll be moving on october 2
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Beavers @godhatesbeavers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think I just heard the Doom grunt in Onimusha
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 03/09/2026
BUTLERIAN JIHAD NOW

"Thou shall not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind"

the art is of an old desktop computer feathered with arrows
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Beavers @godhatesbeavers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
With all of the fuck shit Sony keeps trying to get away with, it sure would be cathartic if GTA6 bricked every PS5 that downloads it.
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Beavers @godhatesbeavers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You've found me at a very Chinese time in my life.
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The Amityville Jordan (1979) @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"one day the sadness will end but i dont think todays the day" david lynch
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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If you're uncertain whether the universe is nothing but random chaos, devoid of any sense of good, bad, justice, evil, up, or down - Ted Nugent is still alive and Dolly Parton is not. Thanks for enjoying arbys
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christian @speederaserhead.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
RIP Screaming Mad George 🕊️
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Quinn Space, No One Can Hear You Scream @qjtbailey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Godspeed to one of the most brilliant practical effects artists to ever walk this earth and a true-blue auteur of FX makeup.
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Ironlily @ironlilyart.com · 02/08/2026
The pros and cons of having a Goth knight girlfriend.
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Beavers @godhatesbeavers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Everything Bethesda has released since Fallout 3.
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Beavers @godhatesbeavers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Politics is inhabiting a corpse and pretending it's alive.
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Beavers @godhatesbeavers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
C'mon God, notice the Tower of Babel we've built and do your thing.
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Beavers @godhatesbeavers.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I'm no communist, but even I can see that capitalism needs it's knees broken and fangs shaved down.
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 13/07/2026
Garffeld Pt 5
A three panel Garfield comic drawn in medieval style: panel one, Friar Lyman is speaking to Friar Jon, “A companion has joined me on my travels.”; panel two, a yellow dog bounds into frame, Garffeld looks shocked, off-panel Lyman says, “Come, Wodin!”; panel three, Garffeld is crouched in a corner, thinking, “Oh, God’s wounds.”
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Beavers @godhatesbeavers.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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I write words on anime girl pictures @kawaiibossbaby.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
stop calling everything cringe
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🎃 The AbominaSean 🧟‍♂️ @sean8urson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
updated for the modern times
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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
gumby was always saying this
What did Gumby always say?
Al Overview
The famous catchphrase associated with Gumby is "I'm Gumby, dammit!"
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Corporations: No more physical media Me:
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Beavers @godhatesbeavers.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
What is even the point of a new GTA? The series was always a satirical lense of America's psychotic bullshit, but now we're as insane as that portrayal if not moreso. Like, if they remade Idiocracy today that'd be a boring idea because reality is already becoming that.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 20/06/2026
every single study done on this shows that the actual best behavior is done under consistent pseudonyms and people behave worse under real names it’s counterintuitive but at this point the real names thing is willful denial of evidence
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
tfw you take way too much benadryl
indiana jones poster with text "the man with the hat is back, and this time he's bringing his dad"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
How I prefer to eat. A person smacks their lips while fetishizing a burger. They say "mmm... burger." They take the burger down to the boiler room and gnaws ravenously at it periodically looking over their shoulder.
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Sindri_Myr @sindrimyr.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Camarilla Ventrue kindred discussing realpolitick with their ghoul thrall
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is what every game developer sounds like right now.
A chef insisting that his cake made with diarrhea is perfectly fine to consume.
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WiserOdin @odin032402.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
in democracy you have to be a player, in democracy you have to be a player, in democracy you have to be a player, in democracy you have to be a player, in democracy you have to be a player, in democracy you have to be a player, in democracy you have to be a player, in democracy you have to be a pla-
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Beavers @godhatesbeavers.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Videogames suck now, not because of woke, but because no-one's telling you to put your controller in port 2 to beat a boss, or look at the back of your game case to figure out a puzzle.
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IRL Loading Screens @irlloadingscreens.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
We have lost Anthony Head, known for his roles in Ted Lasso, Bridgerton, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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KazuCrash @kazucrash.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Beavers @godhatesbeavers.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Fuck yes
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Eddie @whalepsychiatrist.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Paying to watch Tv then watching adverts is the biggest fuck you ever.
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Beavers @godhatesbeavers.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The Boys Spoilers I thought the whole point of Kimiko's arc is she isn't a weapon and she has agency, but in the end she goes off to her dead lover's home country to slowly poison his countryman with radiation... she's passively giving cancer to everyone in her vicinity.
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Beavers @godhatesbeavers.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Actual brain damage
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Beavers @godhatesbeavers.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
As a Playlist obsessive music snob I finally got around to Mixtape... Wow, what a pretentious crock of shit. If this is the best argument the industry has for games as art now, we've fucking lost the plot. The whole thing is like a student filmmakers graduation project trying emulate Oscar bait.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now
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Beavers @godhatesbeavers.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
And here I was thinking Devil May Cry season 2 couldn't be worse than season 1... Bruh, if my predictions are correct they're gonna make Dante and Lady Nero's parents.
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Incorrect Final Fantasy Quotes @incorrectffqts.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Beavers @godhatesbeavers.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
this is so important
cole allen, tyler robinson, luigi mangione, anthony fantano and thomas crooks glowing in the light of heaven beneath the benevolent spirit of immortal hillary clinton
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Sera @geranium.pink · 21/04/2026
paternal joy is cool actually
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