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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Hey, great news guys....our Mammal Nuggets are back! They're definitely, you know, pieces of quadruped ruminants, which are federally certified to be flesh sourced from the western hemisphere. So, get em while they're statutorily available! Enjoy arbys meats, because we have them

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

If you're uncertain whether the universe is nothing but random chaos, devoid of any sense of good, bad, justice, evil, up, or down - Ted Nugent is still alive and Dolly Parton is not. Thanks for enjoying arbys

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Sure, you never had kids and your bloodline will die with you. But remember, every time you take a shit, a bit of your DNA gets flushed into the world and ends up in someone's drink, or in a fish's egg sac, or blasted up someone's ass by a bidet. Multitudes contain you. Eat arbys

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Imagine, for a moment, how many people would publicly mourn you if you were run over by a truck tomorrow. Now imagine the same thing happened to a fucked-up raccoon in Seattle. Thank you for enjoying arbys

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Taco Bell is pulling menu items because they're afraid of a little explosive diarrhea. Quit being a bitch - come down here and take your diarrhea like a man. Bonus points if you cover your hole with your thumb like a garden hose and blast undigested beef flaps into the next dimension. Eat arbys

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

All the piles of corpses littering our world's ongoing genocides and war zones are touched by how we all come together and celebrate the World Cup. Gooooooooooooooo! fuck yourselves Thanks for eating Arbys

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Whether you like P2V, P2A, V2V or even A2M, it's that time of year to reflect on how the universe gives not one shit about you and your zesty-ass behavior. In meaninglessness, we find true equality. Always enjoy arbys

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Go get a deal at Walmart today because you think some ghost in foxhole respects that as a performative memorial ritual. The memorial is for us, not them. They don't care, they don't need it. We need it because we think nothing can have meaning without an audience. Please continue to enjoy arbys

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Go to the gym, drink a protein smoothie, work on your core, eat kale. Congrats, you're dying more slowly now. Maybe you earned an extra week on the machine when you're 86. Or maybe the clot that takes you out next Monday is slightly smaller than it would have been. Either way, good job. Eat arbys

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Please continue to be assured that our roadkill-based meats are processed in accordance with current federal health guidelines. All carcass penises are cut off and removed for study at the point of roadside collection. Thank you for enjoying arbys

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Roast beef is brown and covered in cheeses You'll stay dead when you die, Unlike that made-up cunt Jesus. Please enjoy arbys

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

If you roll your eyes when a billionaire CEO does an unintended public humiliation ritual, but then cheer when other billionaire CEOs uncreatively compete to outdo him to sell you things, you're probably also entertained by watching someone jingle keys in front of you. Please eat arbys products

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Our marketing people suggested we do something to encourage customers to trust us so we blew up an elementary school full of children. Please enjoy arbys

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

You'll probably die of a disease that could be cured or prevented by an absolutely stupid amount of money you don't have. Many corporations each spent 10 or 100 times that to make 30-second displays of flickering lights to sell you garbage during a football game. Please eat arbys for some reason

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Shoot drugs directly into your dick vein. Who cares? Your government might murder you tomorrow, might as well. Thanks for enjoying arbys

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

It's cold as shit outside. If unauthorized civilians keep opening up the fire hydrant out front and causing a huge disruptive frozen mess all over the street, I swear to god I'll cum.

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Hope you like your drinks room temperature because we are fucking DONE with ice. Please enjoy arbys

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

That Wendy's across the street looked pretty sus. We rocked up to that dirty terrorist beef store and sent their fenty-ass manager to jail in our gross beef jail. Fuck yeah, bro. We rule that Wendy's now. Eat arbys because we are super good at being in charge of all the beef yo.

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

The inexorable arrow of time plows forward toward your obliteration. Assigning an arbitrary cyclical period and attaching a cultural expectation that we feel some sort of optimism and hope for renewal is some real baby-brain shit. Eat arbys for yet another rotation around a nuclear maelstrom.

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Spoiler alert: that baby dies. Eat arbys festively.

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Ancient people celebrated the darkest, shortest day of the year and so should you because fuck being awake. Please enjoy arbys.

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Thanks for playing along in thinking we could make this garbage existence darkly tolerable. It's been real.

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

No matter where you are, you're at most only about 4 miles from certain death - a distance you could easily walk in the first half of a football game. Gravity is the only thing holding us back. The stars taunt us for our inability to reach the oblivion that is the entire universe. Eat arbys

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Since everyone liked that passed-out drunk bathroom raccoon so much, why not go viral by OD'ing on fent and showing hole on our new bathroom cam? Please continue to enjoy arbys

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Almighty Nothing, Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void. Eat arbys, amen.

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

🎤MIC DROP!🎤 Give thanks this week only with our new limited-time Roast Tirkey sandwich, noticeably bulging and absolutely bursting with cranberry sauce from a precision-placed hole in each bloated chunk of white meat. Thanks for eating arbys

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

🦃TURKEY TIP🦃‼️ Have a large frozen turkey? Get it in the fridge to thaw tonight. But don't even THINK about thrusting into that turkussy neck hole until at least Tuesday because the ice in there will fuck you up worse than the ice you lifted off that unconscious hooker in Muncie. Eat arbys.

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Today is just like yesterday, except now your daily bullshit happens in a world in which several U.S. Presidents have apparently excanged fluids. Thanks for enjoying [violent retching]

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Since a jury this week correctly determined that distributing sandwiches is not a crime, federal agents are now advised that we will be delivering their orders "in a kinetically enhanced fashion" at all our locations. Please continue to eat my ass.

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Lost your job to the AI revolution? Well, chin up, because you can still do something no clanker will ever be able to do - turn a roast beef sandwich into a hot, greasy dump. Please continue to enjoy arbys

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

I never thought living in a rapidly deteriorating societal death spiral would be this fucking stupid. Eat whatever

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

When you get to a certain age, you look at your life and think "damn, maybe I can still be as cool as the FHRITP guy if I just put in a little effort." Please EARITP

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

The best thing about Sundays is watching young millionaires give each other pointless brain damage so idiots at a bar with $12 in the bank can hate each other because of it. Go arbys, beat wendys. Or whatever.

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Inside you, there are two wolves. Outside of you, there are like millions of wolves. Good luck with those odds. Eat arbys

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Who wants merch? I think we can do some merch. Proceeds to go toward....I dunno, lemme know.

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Stop in to any of our Portland locations and try our (hopefully) limited time only, all-new Throwing Soup specials! Thanks for supporting Arbyfa

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Well whaddya know....the stupidest people alive are obviously all still here. Please continue to enjoy arbys until the next time this happens

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

If you really related to Charles Bukowski when you were 20 and wondered what that meant, your late 40's in a dystopia are going to be a fucking ride. Please enjoy arbys and almost nothing else

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Loaded Italian sub is back! Stop in and assassinate your hunger with some bella chow. Eat arbys 👉👈 OwO

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Today's post has been cancelled because there's nothing really interesting or notable going on. Nice day for some arbys tho

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Being a nihilist sandwich account has been a dark, fun, cheeky way to exist on the internet. Actual 2025 America has now exhausted our supply of fun & cheek. Due to these supply chain challenges, we apologize for any tonal shift in our content. Thanks for eating arbys and burning our gov't to a

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

EMPLOYEE UPDATE: Dennis got real fucked up on spray paint today and had another seizure back by the dumpster. In honor of Labor Day, we put up some cones back there with a sign that said THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION. Everyone liked that. Go back to work and enjoy arbys.

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Roast beef sandwich: temporarily warm, dead inside, gets chewed up and turned into shit. You: same, but you think you matter. Please enjoy arbys

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Feeling down, drinking alone in ur living room? Drink alone at a bar instead, surrounded by ppl having a better time than you. Sure it’s 2x as expensive, but at least you might die on your way home. Swerve into arbys right before you find the bridge abutment you were meant to splatter against.

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

We streamlined our logo to get rid of the busy graphic elements, and we’re confident this will make everyone happy. Please continue to enjoy arbys

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Striving for excellence and a lasting legacy? At one point, the best dinosaur to ever live walked the earth. Literally the single strongest, smartest, most genetically significant one ever. (Steve) One of his atoms burned in your engine today and another is in your dildo. Fuck legacy, eat arbys

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Our new MTGyro sandwich might cause a bit of a flap, but it’s not pussy-footing around. Our baddest-built butchers stuffed more roast beef into this bitch than you even want to think about! The MTGyro - standing 6 toes on business. Stuff a few into your pockets today! Please enjoy arbys

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Sandwich-based assault on our brave troops? Please note that we do not endorse or condone using our new Beef ‘n’ Four Padlocks in a Gym Sock sandwich in any such lawlessness.

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Misanthropy seems like a pretty inescapable state of being when you consider how fucking awful people are. Fuck you, eat arbys

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