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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's the future that sci-fi promised us
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hwæt?
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The front page of the Guardian from the day my son was born
The Guardian from 22.09.2008. "Brown plans crackdown on world markets".
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Osleo Prennert defected to Russia?!
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
Richard Burton as Churchill in The Gathering StormRichard Burton as SS-Obersturmbannführer Herbert Kappler in Massacre In Rome
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Deleting apps cos I wanna meet someone the old fashioned way (betrayed by three excommunicated dukes who initially defeat me in battle, I form an alliance through marriage to the half-sister of the King of the Romans, allowing me to defeat a siege of Prague)
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
315 AD. The Emperor Constantine secures overwatch positions for snipers to control the streets of Rome.
The Arch of Constantine, on deployment
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
www.reddit.com/r/Devs/comme...
reddit.com
From the Devs community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the Devs community
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Alan Partridge has an idea
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
tfw you're going to crash the whole economy
Richard Murphy
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
???
Deals at Audible on Romance books including Mayhew's "London Labour And The London Poor"
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🚨 NEW: George Galloway will support Ed Sheeran on his tour of the United States He is currently in self-exile in Russia
George Galloway
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Εὐριπίδης Αἴγυπτος, ὡς ὁ πλεῖστος ἔσπαρται λόγος, ξὺν παισὶ πεντήκοντα ναυτίλῳ πλάτῃ Ἄργος κατασχών— Αἰσχύλος ληκύθιον ἀπώλεσεν.
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thor does not believe this
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"And has he seen one of the great football sides - Manchester United, Chelsea, or Hull?"
Blackadder Goes Forth, the spy episode with the "great universities" line
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Look at that frightful ass swanking about in footer bags! Did you ever in your puff see such a perfect perisher?
Danny Tommo and his gang of low-rent Spodes
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Farage's "keeping criminals behind bars" policy
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Written and directed by Greengrass, The Uprising is a retelling of the true events that inspired the legend of Robin Hood, starring Garfield as a farmer in 1831 England, who leads a rebellion against King Richard II (Woody Norman) over a brutal tax, in the wake of a devastating plague.Psyduck has a headache
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bombardier beer
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The Simpsons "there'll be no hospital then" except "there'll be no local government reorganisation then"
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
uh-oh
the "any human ever" site has me born in the Russian Empire in 1913. this will go well!
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
not that sort of -phile, Bing
Bing refusing to search for the word "ailurophile" because it might be rude
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I see this is another day when the Labour Party are locked in battle with their ancient enemy, the Labour Party
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Dump him, girl.
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"I'll give you one chance at honesty. Did you insinuate my wife was a prostitute on the Plymouth Herald comments section?"
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Na zdrowie
A caipirinha
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh no!!!
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ready to go in the icebox for the morning.
Plums
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Welcome to BlueSky. Please familiarise yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.
George the Hofmeister bear and three fellow Hofmeister drinkers.
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Article 49 TEU - how to apply to join
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
To put in Zendaya.
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The Simpsons "there'll be no hospital then" meme except it's "there'll be no (Premier League) title race then"
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
this is how America safely grounds all the energy that in Britain ends up in calling things "Boaty McBoatface"
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The 'it's always 2 dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyyyy"' tweet
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Patrick Stewart as Sejanus in "I, Claudius"
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Casablanca 2. I think the time machine takes all the dramatic tension out of the setting.
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
1. Seven Samurai 2. Bicycle Thieves 3. Lawrence of Arabia 4. Casablanca 5. Apocalypse Now 6. Chungking Express 7. The World At War 8. Jean de Florette 9. Citizen Kane 10. Hard Boiled 11. The Seventh Seal 12. The Ascent of Man 13. The Big Lebowski 14. City Of God 15. The Wire
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
cat hair
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ribs, steak, sausage, homemade chili beans, potato salad with wholegrain mustard, coleslaw, pickled onions
The food described in the post
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Number 1, Tower Bridge
A wooden door in Tower Bridge, where Peter Cushing lived in Biggles (1986)
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Le Pont de la Tour
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
NO ANDY NO I'M NOT BUYING A DISPOSABLE BARBECUE DO IT TO JULIA
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
fuck me Andy Burnham don't do that
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
presumably there was a credible threat that they'd nick him for some of his dodgy crypto dealings
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I think the current reason why there is a "Farage wins Clacton" trending topic is all the people posting the screenshot of last night's "Farage wins Clacton" trending topic (that they killed) with "Farage wins Clacton" in the alt text. I appreciate that this post will not help.
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A DRAGON IS EATING THE SUN
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My "WE ARE NOT SUFFERING FROM ANY SHORTAGE IN MISSILE STOCKPILES" press release has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my press release
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I was absolutely delighted to read at the @iamloudpro.bsky.social open mic a few weeks back - they filmed my "poem" called Bios which serves as a handy advert for mine and Stefan's show www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXFj...
youtube.com
Ross McCleary - Bios || Spoken Word Poetry ||
YouTube video by I Am Loud Productions
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Two criminals: one who hid at coming-in time so he could spend the night outside and one who brought a mouse in at breakfast
A black cat curled up on a colourful blanket, sleeping after a night of crimeAn orange cat asleep on a black blanket, dreaming of happy hunting
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Idea: Lord of the Rings, but for men.
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