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Schrödinger's Jam Eater @goatfellboy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I like to think I’ve been productive on my annual leave, but this might be a “DO YOU THINK A DEPRESSED PERSON COULD MAKE THIS?” situation

Photo of my conversion/kitbash of a Joytoy Warhammer 40k Space Marine action toy. She is wearing blue armour with pink, white and red parts. She is holding a standard pole, with a banner with the words ‘FIX YOUR HEARTS’ above a purple heart outline in which is written ‘IN LOVE & DEFIANCE’, above ‘OR DIE!’ - Below this in a different colour is written ‘BY MY HAND’

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Alice Bennett @aliceponderland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I have a theory that a great deal of poltergeist activity is actually just tortoises. Certainly been my experience.

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Schrödinger's Jam Eater @goatfellboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I made too much milliput, then drilled a hole in the end of my finger. How’s your day going?

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

What's holding you back in life? 1. The Man 2. mind goblins 3. leprechauns 4. unfettered capitalism

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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

"AIUK remains fully committed to defending the human rights, dignity, and equality of all marginalised groups, including women, girls, and members of the trans community." THEN FUCKING DO IT @amnestyuk.bsky.social

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Memento Morlys 🍉 @aardwyrm.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

love when animals are described as "secretive" (instead of elusive, shy, etc). like yeah this bird. is up to. clandestine shit. shames. sins. it's not that you and your binoculars are scary he just takes his privacy seriously. my guy is into opsec

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GwedLid @gwedlid.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

RIP Bill Oddie. Legend.

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🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

no i am not 'dissociating' i'm picturing the beneficial bacteria in my yogurt as little workmen inside my body manufacturing antibodies and hormones and cleaning out plaque and waste materials. they have little overalls, theyre well-paid and have a union

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Another nice compliment is to tell someone they look like they don't have lice

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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Vanilla Bean sees all your sins and judges you accordingly

Small black kitten with big sad eyes stares at you from his fuzzy bed zone

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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Also, the idea that the people born in one country could be ontologically evil is fascist shit.

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 22/06/2026

been furious with Starmer for long enough that this is genuinely coming as a surprise to me, but I'm feeling a bit.......sad this morning? not really about him per se but about the waste of time, I guess, and the end of yet another political failure when Britain really couldn't afford another one

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Schrödinger's Jam Eater @goatfellboy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Kier Starmer has resigned from his position as Kier Starmer

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ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

everything is a mystery if you’re dumb enough

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Schrödinger's Jam Eater @goatfellboy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I would recommend to anyone I know to own a sword. This has nothing to do with a status, or self defense, or connection to the past or anything like that. It’s just a hugely illuminating insight into how others view you, seeing the reactions of people you know, when you tell them you own a sword

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Schrödinger's Jam Eater @goatfellboy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I’ve been arguing with the family about the exact defining times of the seasons I maintain that spring is March and April, Summer is May to August, autumn is September and October l, and winter is November to February I can’t see why there’s any argument, as I am clearly right

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Schrödinger's Jam Eater @goatfellboy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Now I have completed my Task I can have a Nap

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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I love this. Unmute.

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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

The DSM-VI will just be 3 diagnoses: disgruntled worker syndrome, communism, and not wanting the world to end (apiphobia).

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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Fuck yea, I love reading the news.

IG account headline: "Everyone Thought Capybara Was Blind, But Vet Revealed He Was Just Ignoring Them"

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Rafe Meager (they/them) @economeager.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

you're laughing. two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert and you're laughing.

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Michael LaFrance @mlafrance.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

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Dr Panti Bliss-Cabrera @pantibliss.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life. And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should

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Naomi Alderman @naomialderman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Honestly if you think either the UK or the US has a good food culture, you need to spend a few months living in eg Italy, Japan, France, India (yes), Turkey, Thailand, Spain… My criteria is not “do rich people eat well?” (they always can) it’s “is there good varied cheap local food?”

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Naomi Alderman @naomialderman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

I know this is The Forbidden Topic but here is the truth: cheap food in the US is generally bad and cheap food in the UK is generally bad. You can get EXCELLENT food in both countries but it tends to be expensive, urban or both. Good food cultures eg Italy have widespread cheap excellent food

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Dylan Psycho 💯 👁️ @urzaz.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

"Miette, her eyes enormous"

Alien Captain Dathon from the TNG episode "Darmok", whose language functions with metaphors and allusions.

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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Evergreen headline.

Old BBC headline that reads: Baffling and concerning — what is wrong with England?

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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 20/10/2023

You wake up in Britain. Take 1d12 psychic damage.

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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

In 2012 I took a comp ling course that went deep into language models as AI. The professor dropped a quote that I think about probably once a week now: “building a computer model of language and expecting intelligence is like building a computer model of the ocean and expecting to get wet”

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Your daily affirmation: It's ok to feel out of place. It's ok to look like a long-lost Muppet. There are no limits to your weirdness in this world.

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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 03/05/2026

We have an *extremely* important announcement to make. From Wednesday, we will be launching our puffin live cam, coming to you from the Farne Islands. So you can watch puffins all day long. In celebration, please enjoy this clip of puffins being really busy for 39 seconds straight.

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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I am absolutely shite at recognising when someone is flirting with me. Like, comically bad at it. My mates would mock me about it. But something happened today that made me so happy. 1/?

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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 22/04/2026

the most devious, scheming kitty i've ever seen

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Schrödinger's Jam Eater @goatfellboy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Humans have human rights. Cats also have human rights. But cats also have cat rights, so they have twice as many rights as us

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

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