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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop

@gnuconsulting.com
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Imperfect Feminist. Not here to make friends - here to make *great* friends. Dead Sexy. San Diego. He/him. Fuck terfs.

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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It remains absolutely fucking mindboggling to me how many people will happily and cheerfully advocate for government suppression of speech as long as someone, somewhere, can convince them it will even mildly inconvenience someone they don't like among all the collateral damage
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Every season. Taskmaster Episode 1: Okay, I know two of these guys and heard of another but we'll see about the other two. Taskmaster Episode 10: These five people are dearer to me than my own family.
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 02/06/2026
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George of the Jungle: Throw Our Heads Back and Laugh
ALT: George of the Jungle: Throw Our Heads Back and Laugh
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 22/05/2026
I broke someone else’s leg playing soccer in HS which led to me getting an xray which discovered a benign cyst in my shin which disqualified me from the Marines which meant I went to college instead of boot camp right out of high school where I knocked up a girl I met there and we were married 25yrs
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Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The last person to drop Gina Carano that quickly was Disney.
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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 17/05/2026
I’ve been on vacation in France for the last week and all the stereotypes about rudeness are 100% true. I’ve seen the most obnoxious, over the top stuff, almost unbelievable. I’m talking about tourists, of course. All of the French people I’ve interacted with have been absolutely lovely.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Bluesky hot-take: Very few men are trying to get cosmetic scrotum enlargements, and sometimes (sometimes!) websites write articles featuring a small number of socially unusual people so we will click the button to laugh at them.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 04/05/2026
it is both true that the past was far crueler than we can imagine and also true that we can and should demand a better future, and there's no conflict between these things
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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 04/05/2026
I was chatting with some friends and the canard that this is the worst time in living memory came up and I just laughed and laughed. Literally, I was laughing so hard I couldn’t even argue with them.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 13/04/2026
genuinely good work from house dems who swiftly made clear that he can leave or he can be thrown out, but he’s going one way or the other
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cyber professional @permadeath.com · 13/04/2026
don't trust anyone who wants to return to the past. that place sucks
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
You may not know @taskmaster.tv. It's hilarious & joyful. I begged to do it, worked out my schedule a year ahead of time to make it happen & got to do the best show on TV w/ the loveliest ppl. Ep 1 is out &, trust me, you need this joy. All seasons free on youtube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRfH...
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Season 21, Episode 1 - 'Cube is good.' | Full Episode
YouTube video by Taskmaster
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Morgan K. Bell @morgankbell.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
also if you think "genre fiction but they're always horny all the time" is a new thing you CLEARLY never read Heinlein
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I am trying to process existential threats that I have no power over and my only instinct is to run around and scream and, you know what. We have a lot to apologize to dogs for.
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Brandon D. Wilson @geniusbastard.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
If you go see Louis CK or Kanye like the last 6 years didn’t happen, it will not be forgotten.
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a man in a black shirt and tie is holding a pen and saying `` i keep a list of names '' .
ALT: a man in a black shirt and tie is holding a pen and saying `` i keep a list of names '' .
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
In general, I'm annoyed at the idea that it's some sort of retreat from grandeur to see the brain as physical. You have, between your ears, the most intricate machine ever created, about which we are still discovering basic construction facts. Why does magic make it better?
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
21 seasons of Taskmaster seems like a lot but it's not nearly enough
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Here's some art for any trans friends who would like it. Drop me a message if you'd like the high res emailed to you.
Am Trams: phoenix in the trans flag coloursAm Trams: phoenix in the trans flag colours
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 31/03/2026
bob dylan is 84 years old, and i think it’s vanishingly unlikely he’s suddenly taken an interest in AI slop and patreon accounts
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 31/03/2026
this sounds less like something bob dylan came up with and more like elder abuse, tbh
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 30/03/2026
graham’s a lying, warmongering racist who has over and over again demonstrated that he has neither honor nor integrity and you can easily make those cases on their own without this shit
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
it is specifically in my contract that i don't have to endorse or even learn about the politics of any author whose works i enjoy when adapted for the screen. if i read their books that's different but the Heinlein/Dick rule exists for a reason
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 30/03/2026
“san francisco tech people who are on a first name basis with ezra klein and are comfortable telling him that they feed their diaries to AI” is not a group representative of any statistically important population in the united states
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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 30/03/2026
Sitting in a shitty wings place waiting for my order and they have the TV on. It’s the first time I’ve seen ads in a long time. And yet, the commercials could come out of the 50’s. Did you know that you can vibrate your way to fitness? It’s revolutionary and definitely not bullshit debunked in 1953.
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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 30/03/2026
Am I a dirty centrist Dem if I say “Fuck the 3rd way and fuck Hasan Piker too”?
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Morgan K. Bell @morgankbell.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
So if some actor won an oscar but then they were mad at the film industry and they threw their award away in protest, that would still only be the second most famous oscar to live in a trash can send post
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【randi】 @dopamine.church · 27/03/2026
I keep hearing that Gen Z is better at identifying AI generated content. Maybe that’s true for videos, but it definitely isn’t for text. Really tired of being accused of being AI anytime I respond to something seriously.
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=8)-DX @8dx.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Mr Doppler, also known as Doplr to his immediate family or Doooppppleeer to passing acquaintances.
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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 26/03/2026
oh this a good-assed definition
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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 26/03/2026
This is the proper reaction to that New Mexico bullshit, btw. It’ll get thrown out - it was objectively wrong - I’m just angry about having to “defend” Meta in any way.
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Still thinking about Project Hail Mary.
Amy Adams and Jeremy Renner from the movie Arrival: *You* figured out how to communicate with an alien species?

Ryan Gosling from Project Hail Mary: What, like it's hard?
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Ed @ed3d.net · 25/03/2026
I have a lot of mutuals who need to update their priors about who they follow
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Doll @dollspace.gay · 24/03/2026
Top image "You are without a doubt the worst Mesopotamian copper merchant I've ever heard of."

Bottom image of Ea'nasir "But you *Have* heard of me"
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SlacktivistFred @slacktivistfred.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I have traveled through airports many many times without ever feeling the need to put on a bullet-proof vest. Does this make me incredibly brave? Does it suggest I'm foolishly reckless? Or does it just mean that ICE agents are weirdoes akin to a guy waddling down the street in goalie pads?
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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 22/03/2026
BTW, and very related, Project Hail Mary was fantastic. Just got out of a sold-out 3pm showing.
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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 22/03/2026
Free idea for any politician out there who wants to do one of those TikTok videos doubling the jag-offs who went through and made crudité platters and complained about how expensive Biden's economy was. Just go to the same grocery store, and show the prices they are now on screen.
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Randy Tayler @randytayler.com · 20/03/2026
Huge Trek fan. If Spock ever tried to Vulcan-nerve-pinch me, I'd probably faint
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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 20/03/2026
@aeronautapp.com I assume I’m the billionth person to ask for this, but: timeline position syncing between clients would be *lovely*. 🙏
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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 20/03/2026
I love comedy and I particularly love live comedy and supporting local comedy clubs but holy hell is it depressing to see who is getting bookings and who isn’t. And this is *not* atypical. A week where even a single performer - opener or headliner - is *not* a dude is unusual. 🫠
A week’s worth of comics booked at a local club and every single fucking one of them is a dude and all but one of them white.
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 20/03/2026
This is a fabulous interview with @tkingfisher.com! Everybody should read it. (And I saw whut you did thar, mon ami. Thanks very much!) ☺️ www.nytimes.com/2026/03/19/books/re…
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T. Kingfisher Says Spite Is the Ideal Inspiration
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 19/03/2026
elizabeth warren has been a united states senator for more than a decade, is the vice chair of the caucus, and ran a presidential campaign, this posturing about "the establishment" was embarrassing poseur horseshit when bernie sanders did it and it's embarrassing poseur horseshit now
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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 19/03/2026
again as a fairly loud proponent of this tech, the LinkedIn cinematic universe is a bizarre fantasy land and you’re wildly best off ignoring it completely
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Brandon D. Wilson @geniusbastard.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Black folks in PA tried to tell everybody but everyone was so horny for a Dem white guy with prole vibes in a hoodie.
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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Public transit rules.
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Love how bluesky is debating whether Kent's resignation is antisemitic or not and meanwhile the nazis are like "HELL YEAH!!! FELLOW GOYIM WAKE UP! STOP THE JEW WAR!!!!"
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David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 16/03/2026
I’ve seen some people say, without irony, “I read a summary of the plot of <upcoming movie> and it’s dumb, pass” and I just… Have they missed the countless waves of meme posts about “Describe your favorite book/movie/tv show in the worst way”? You can make literally anything seem silly that way.
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Morgan K. Bell @morgankbell.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Wouldn't it be nice if people still celebrated the Ides of March *properly*
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