Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” Bishoprahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 18/06/2026It remains absolutely fucking mindboggling to me how many people will happily and cheerfully advocate for government suppression of speech as long as someone, somewhere, can convince them it will even mildly inconvenience someone they don't like among all the collateral damage 1131452
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopRichy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Every season. Taskmaster Episode 1: Okay, I know two of these guys and heard of another but we'll see about the other two. Taskmaster Episode 10: These five people are dearer to me than my own family. 413220
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopLum @brokentoys.social · 02/06/2026static.klipy.comGeorge of the Jungle: Throw Our Heads Back and LaughALT: George of the Jungle: Throw Our Heads Back and Laugh 1122
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopJackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands 4360712055
David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 22/05/2026I broke someone else’s leg playing soccer in HS which led to me getting an xray which discovered a benign cyst in my shin which disqualified me from the Marines which meant I went to college instead of boot camp right out of high school where I knocked up a girl I met there and we were married 25yrs 021
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopPhilip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 17/05/2026The last person to drop Gina Carano that quickly was Disney. 222951
David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 17/05/2026I’ve been on vacation in France for the last week and all the stereotypes about rudeness are 100% true. I’ve seen the most obnoxious, over the top stuff, almost unbelievable. I’m talking about tourists, of course. All of the French people I’ve interacted with have been absolutely lovely. 130
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopZach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Bluesky hot-take: Very few men are trying to get cosmetic scrotum enlargements, and sometimes (sometimes!) websites write articles featuring a small number of socially unusual people so we will click the button to laugh at them. 824827
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 04/05/2026it is both true that the past was far crueler than we can imagine and also true that we can and should demand a better future, and there's no conflict between these things 5792122
David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 04/05/2026I was chatting with some friends and the canard that this is the worst time in living memory came up and I just laughed and laughed. Literally, I was laughing so hard I couldn’t even argue with them. 062
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 13/04/2026genuinely good work from house dems who swiftly made clear that he can leave or he can be thrown out, but he’s going one way or the other 252507314
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” Bishopcyber professional @permadeath.com · 13/04/2026don't trust anyone who wants to return to the past. that place sucks 082
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopKumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 12/04/2026You may not know @taskmaster.tv. It's hilarious & joyful. I begged to do it, worked out my schedule a year ahead of time to make it happen & got to do the best show on TV w/ the loveliest ppl. Ep 1 is out &, trust me, you need this joy. All seasons free on youtube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRfH...youtube.comSeason 21, Episode 1 - 'Cube is good.' | Full EpisodeYouTube video by Taskmaster 722472323
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopMorgan K. Bell @morgankbell.bsky.social · 09/04/2026also if you think "genre fiction but they're always horny all the time" is a new thing you CLEARLY never read Heinlein 121
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopRichy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I am trying to process existential threats that I have no power over and my only instinct is to run around and scream and, you know what. We have a lot to apologize to dogs for. 0897
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopBrandon D. Wilson @geniusbastard.bsky.social · 05/04/2026If you go see Louis CK or Kanye like the last 6 years didn’t happen, it will not be forgotten.media.tenor.coma man in a black shirt and tie is holding a pen and saying `` i keep a list of names '' .ALT: a man in a black shirt and tie is holding a pen and saying `` i keep a list of names '' . 1418
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopZach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 03/04/2026In general, I'm annoyed at the idea that it's some sort of retreat from grandeur to see the brain as physical. You have, between your ears, the most intricate machine ever created, about which we are still discovering basic construction facts. Why does magic make it better? 310919
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” Bishopcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 31/03/202621 seasons of Taskmaster seems like a lot but it's not nearly enough 1314110
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopLar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Here's some art for any trans friends who would like it. Drop me a message if you'd like the high res emailed to you. 16407151
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 31/03/2026bob dylan is 84 years old, and i think it’s vanishingly unlikely he’s suddenly taken an interest in AI slop and patreon accounts 31956
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 31/03/2026this sounds less like something bob dylan came up with and more like elder abuse, tbh 634531
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 30/03/2026graham’s a lying, warmongering racist who has over and over again demonstrated that he has neither honor nor integrity and you can easily make those cases on their own without this shit 518510
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” Bishopghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 30/03/2026it is specifically in my contract that i don't have to endorse or even learn about the politics of any author whose works i enjoy when adapted for the screen. if i read their books that's different but the Heinlein/Dick rule exists for a reason 71631
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 30/03/2026“san francisco tech people who are on a first name basis with ezra klein and are comfortable telling him that they feed their diaries to AI” is not a group representative of any statistically important population in the united states 119317
David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 30/03/2026Sitting in a shitty wings place waiting for my order and they have the TV on. It’s the first time I’ve seen ads in a long time. And yet, the commercials could come out of the 50’s. Did you know that you can vibrate your way to fitness? It’s revolutionary and definitely not bullshit debunked in 1953. 120
David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 30/03/2026Am I a dirty centrist Dem if I say “Fuck the 3rd way and fuck Hasan Piker too”? 020
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopMorgan K. Bell @morgankbell.bsky.social · 27/03/2026So if some actor won an oscar but then they were mad at the film industry and they threw their award away in protest, that would still only be the second most famous oscar to live in a trash can send post 062
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” Bishop【randi】 @dopamine.church · 27/03/2026I keep hearing that Gen Z is better at identifying AI generated content. Maybe that’s true for videos, but it definitely isn’t for text. Really tired of being accused of being AI anytime I respond to something seriously. 041
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” Bishop=8)-DX @8dx.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Mr Doppler, also known as Doplr to his immediate family or Doooppppleeer to passing acquaintances. 232174
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopJ. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 26/03/2026oh this a good-assed definition 19026
David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 26/03/2026This is the proper reaction to that New Mexico bullshit, btw. It’ll get thrown out - it was objectively wrong - I’m just angry about having to “defend” Meta in any way. 020
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopRichy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Still thinking about Project Hail Mary. 723846
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopEd @ed3d.net · 25/03/2026I have a lot of mutuals who need to update their priors about who they follow 0365
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopSlacktivistFred @slacktivistfred.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I have traveled through airports many many times without ever feeling the need to put on a bullet-proof vest. Does this make me incredibly brave? Does it suggest I'm foolishly reckless? Or does it just mean that ICE agents are weirdoes akin to a guy waddling down the street in goalie pads? 1306
David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 22/03/2026BTW, and very related, Project Hail Mary was fantastic. Just got out of a sold-out 3pm showing. 131
David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 22/03/2026Free idea for any politician out there who wants to do one of those TikTok videos doubling the jag-offs who went through and made crudité platters and complained about how expensive Biden's economy was. Just go to the same grocery store, and show the prices they are now on screen. 030
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopRandy Tayler @randytayler.com · 20/03/2026Huge Trek fan. If Spock ever tried to Vulcan-nerve-pinch me, I'd probably faint 032
David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 20/03/2026@aeronautapp.com I assume I’m the billionth person to ask for this, but: timeline position syncing between clients would be *lovely*. 🙏 100
David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 20/03/2026I love comedy and I particularly love live comedy and supporting local comedy clubs but holy hell is it depressing to see who is getting bookings and who isn’t. And this is *not* atypical. A week where even a single performer - opener or headliner - is *not* a dude is unusual. 🫠 100
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopDiane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 20/03/2026This is a fabulous interview with @tkingfisher.com! Everybody should read it. (And I saw whut you did thar, mon ami. Thanks very much!) ☺️ www.nytimes.com/2026/03/19/books/re…nytimes.comT. Kingfisher Says Spite Is the Ideal Inspiration 644995
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 19/03/2026elizabeth warren has been a united states senator for more than a decade, is the vice chair of the caucus, and ran a presidential campaign, this posturing about "the establishment" was embarrassing poseur horseshit when bernie sanders did it and it's embarrassing poseur horseshit now 1364398
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopJ. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 19/03/2026again as a fairly loud proponent of this tech, the LinkedIn cinematic universe is a bizarre fantasy land and you’re wildly best off ignoring it completely 0235
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopBrandon D. Wilson @geniusbastard.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Black folks in PA tried to tell everybody but everyone was so horny for a Dem white guy with prole vibes in a hoodie. 3107
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopShaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Public transit rules. 1457
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopGZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Love how bluesky is debating whether Kent's resignation is antisemitic or not and meanwhile the nazis are like "HELL YEAH!!! FELLOW GOYIM WAKE UP! STOP THE JEW WAR!!!!" 210432
David “Handsome Dave” Bishop @gnuconsulting.com · 16/03/2026I’ve seen some people say, without irony, “I read a summary of the plot of <upcoming movie> and it’s dumb, pass” and I just… Have they missed the countless waves of meme posts about “Describe your favorite book/movie/tv show in the worst way”? You can make literally anything seem silly that way. 110
Reposted by David “Handsome Dave” BishopMorgan K. Bell @morgankbell.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Wouldn't it be nice if people still celebrated the Ides of March *properly* 02010